Quad's Humour Thread


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If at first you don't succeed… make sure nobody finds out you tried!

If at first you don't succeed… skydiving’s not for you.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

No one ever says, 'It's only a game” when their team is winning.

Why, if you send something by road, is it called a shipment, but when
you send it by sea it is called cargo?

Not everything that can be counted counts and not everything that counts can be counted. (Einstein)

History may not repeat itself, but it often rhymes. (Mark Twain)
 
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