On the green

[TriplexDread]

A bit old but still funny.

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became
confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady
playing ahead of him.

He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what
hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you
must be on the 6th hole."

He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same thing
happened; and he approached her again with the same request.

She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on
the 13th hole."

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.

He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady
sitting at the end of the bar.
He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was
a sales lady and played the course often.
He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for
your help. I understand that you are in the sales profession.

I'm in sales also. What do you sell?"
She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh".
No, I won't".
"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax".
With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. She said, "See, I
knew you would laugh"
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper
salesman, so I'm still a hole behind you.

 

[EvanDavis]

Brilliant

 

[Anon_F]

 

[nivrip]

Extremely rude (for this site), but funny.

 

[TriplexDread]

Rude? Joking aren't ya..I had to edit it as it was

 

[EvanDavis]

Extremely rude (for this site), but funny.

In what way was it rude ?

 

[nivrip]

In what way was it rude ?

Do I have to spell it out to you?


rude adj. 1. lacking refinement; coarse or uncouth

2. vulgar or obscene


Now work it out for yourself.

 

[TriplexDread]

Well you didn't have to read it Niv

 

[EvanDavis]

Do I have to spell it out to you?


rude adj. 1. lacking refinement; coarse or uncouth

2. vulgar or obscene


Now work it out for yourself.

Yup, I know the definition of the word rude, but yet still fail to see how this was in any way, shape or form rude..

 

[nivrip]

Well you didn't have to read it Niv

Very true.

Although I did have to read it to be able to comment on it.

And I did read it and found it amusing.

The old jokes are always the best. I know a variation of this very joke but I could not possibly reproduce it on this site (maybe the one you had to edit )

 

[EvanDavis]

Rude? Joking aren't ya..I had to edit it as it was

Very true.

Although I did have to read it to be able to comment on it.

And I did read it and found it amusing.

The old jokes are always the best. I know a variation of this very joke but I could not possibly reproduce it on this site (maybe the one you had to edit )

There ya go