Some One Liners for all those starving due to shortage of jokes!
I've always wondered if chickens communicated using foul language. maybe only when they're egg-cited.
An invisible man married an invisible woman. the kids were nothing to look at either.
i didn’t think the chiropractor would improve my posture. but i stand corrected.
i took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. she called me a cheapskate.
Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. it’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.
i used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. she was in charge of the hops.
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. i found out she was seeing someone on the side.
My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met. I’m not buying it.
Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow has only 16? the difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.
i told my carpenter i didn’t want carpeted steps. he gave me a blank stair.
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? suture self.
Jesus's parents had children without having sex: Indian. - Fed 5000 people with two loaves and five fishes: Indian picnic.
Moses: the people came unto him with their suffering. He went up the mountain, and came back with two tablets, because he was a pharmacist.
Noah: came from a land where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights. He was Bengali.
Walls of Jericho: walk around it seven times, blow trumpet, the whole thing falls down. Indian builders.
Samson: big strong man, long hair. Cut his hair, lie as weak as a child, because he was sikh.
God: NOT Indian. In six days he created the Heaven and the Earth and everything upon it, and on the seventh day, he rested. What kind of Indian doesn't work Sundays?
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