“If a doctor treats your flu, it will go away in fourteen days. If you leave it alone, it will go away in two weeks."
And some further advice.......
[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]
[/FONT]
10 Good Things About The Flu
[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]10. No one wants to come near you.[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]9. You can legally take sedatives.[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]8. You realize guests on daytime talk shows have worse lives than you do.[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]7. You get away with being rude, obnoxious and surly.[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]6. You can smell like a baboon's butt and nobody complains.[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]5. You can shlep about the house unwashed and in your housecoat all day.[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]4. No matter how bad you feel, it's still better than how you felt after last month's tequila 'n' gin party.[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]3. Star Trek re-runs.[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]2. Your dog is allowed on the bed.[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]1. You get to pass the virus on to those you really dislike. [/FONT]
[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono][/FONT]