How old are you?

[murdoch]

I'm young i tell you, young and i still have my own hair, well OK just!

 

[michael555]

Ian i did,nt know you was 22.

I thought you would be 35 or something

 

[floppybootstomp]

Ian i did,nt know you was 22.

I thought you would be 35 or something

Actually he's 45

How y'all doing?

I just got back from da pub........... bed beckons.....

 

[Spezi]

Old enough to know better.

Young enough to want to do it.

Old enough to where I can't.

53

 

[historian]

I`m on my 69.5 year in orbit around the sun.Any one older?
historian

 

[w.bishop]

I`m on my 69.5 year in orbit around the sun.Any one older?
historian

I will be 71 in June

 

[muckshifter]

The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him, "Oh I do it all the time. No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask myself ...

"Now, what am I here after?"



Three old sisters -- 92, 94, and 96 years old, respectively all lived together.
One day the oldest drew a bath. She put one foot in the water, paused, and then called downstairs to her sisters, "Am I getting in the tub or out of the tub?"

The middle sister started up the stairs to help, and then paused and called back down stairs, "Was I going up or coming down?"

The youngest sister, who was sitting at the kitchen table having tea, said, "I guess I'll have to help. I hope I never get that forgetful!" and knocked on wood.

She got up then, paused, and called, "I'll come up as soon as I see who's at the door!"

 

[cirianz]

I'm going to be 40 in 3-4 months so I'm trying it out now in the hope that by the time i reach it I'll be used to the idea...

It hasn't really sunk in yet I think
But then, I don't think it's really sunk in yet that I'm married
The Wedding was magical
But I haven't really gotten used to the being married bit yet.
'Wife'
'Husband'
more words that I keep 'trying on' to see if they fit yet.

....Maybe I should go see who's at the door

 

[PotGuy]

My age group annihilates all the others

16-25 group 4 life






I really am THAT gangster...

 

[michael 118]

I`m on my 69.5 year in orbit around the sun.Any one older?
historian

Jesus?

 

[bapiow]

I will be 71 in June

71 in July

Now 74 and still going!

 

[w.bishop]

I wonder who is the oldest?

 

[Fizz]

19

 

[Spezi]

I wonder who is the oldest?

God!

 

[bapiow]

God!

Devil !!

 

[Spezi]

Devil !!

Nope. God created him too. Used to be an angel before he got a big head.

 

[murdoch]

Recently got told i had the body of a 40 year old & the mind of a 5 year old!

 

[cirianz]

lol, yeah, John insists that he's 7yo. Says he liked seven & reckons he's going to stay there

 

[GameMaster]

16 in 2 months

 

[Jason.369]

I'm 17

I'm currently 17 Years Old, will be 18 in May