Understanding your Car!!

[murdoch]

Got sent this by email earlier today.
http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm

 

[Ian]

Haha, that has to be a wind up

Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.

 

[crazylegs]

Hmmmm...Idiots inc springs to mind..

 

[itsme]

His reply

I have to go pickup my girlfriend from work. Will it be ok to drive my car?

it is running RAF? It must be a joke sirry idiot

 

[Me__2001]

this guy cant be serious

 

[Adywebb]

If you read later on in the thread, it is indeed a wind-up - very funny though!!

i was actually the first person to respond to this thread saying it was fake, but that post got deleted and the thread starter pm'ed me to stay quiet and watch the hilarious responses. not even honda guys are this stupid lol