UFO 10 things you should do?

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If when walking back from the pub or chippy or even bingo ..here is 10 tips you should follow if ever E.T showed his extraterrestrial finger ...




1. The No. 1 thing to remember is REMAIN CALM! But protect yourself from any hazards real or perceived. Be prepared to take evasive (but not aggressive) action to get out of its way. Remember: You might be witnessing the event of a lifetime and will want to remember every detail. You can't do that if you are hysterical.

2. Be objective. Not every UFO is extraterrestrial. Eliminate every other possibility (within your means) first. Only after that should you consider the possibility that what you saw might be a true UFO.

3. Use a camcorder or camera to record the event. Try to keep reference points in the field of view, as this will aid researchers in analyzing the film. If you do not have a camera or camcorder, draw pictures of what you saw and the area around it.

4. If you have a tape recorder, record your description of the event as it happens. Include reference points on this tape also. For example, "I am about 10 yards from the big oak tree and the craft is 30 yards beyond that." If you don't have a tape recorder, write down your observations right after the event.

5. If other witnesses are present, ask them to write or record their observations. But do NOT discuss the event with them (at least until after your observations have been recorded) as investigators want to know what you saw, not what your neighbor saw.

6. If the UFO left some trace of its presence behind, do not disturb the area around it, and restrict access to the site (it's not a crime anymore; it's now a crime scene). Photograph the area around the site before you enter the area, and make note of the exact position of everything. Take close-up photos or videotape the evidence before touching it. Remember: You don't know what you're touching, where it came from or what type of hazards might be associated with it.

7. If the sighting is from a distance, at an arms length, what would it take to cover up the object? A quarter? A penny? A dime? An aspirin? Or would it take something bigger? A golf ball? A baseball? Or a tennis ball?

8. Try to judge the distance from you to the object, the object's altitude and its speed. Was it across the street or was it over the next field? Was it treetop level or was it a few hundred feet up? Did it cross the sky in five seconds or five minutes?

9. Should you encounter some type of extraterrestrial being associated with the craft, be prepared to take evasive action to protect yourself. From a safe distance, in a concealed position, photograph or videotape the being. If you are unable to safely get photos of the being, draw it and write down a description as soon as it is safe to do so.

10. Immediately report the event to a UFO research organization for investigation. There are several such organizations around the world. The Mutual UFO Network is the largest and most noted of these organizations, with investigators in all 50 states and around the world. © Copyright 1994 by Michael Curta, all rights reserved.

How about your 3 top tips ...keep em clean murdoch :D
 

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National Guardsmen stand watch over a suspected flying saucer in a vacant lot near Bay Farm Island in the 1950s. Chronicle File Photo
 

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Rush said:
If when walking back from the pub or chippy or even bingo ..here is 10 tips you should follow if ever E.T showed his extraterrestrial finger ...

How about your 3 top tips ...keep em clean murdoch :D

1.Do they read The Daily Sport?
2.Did they put that bus on the moon?
3.Are they from Uranus?
(The planet Rush, the planet)

It's the tablets, honest Rush:eek:
 
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Seen a few in my time; my misses has a terrible temper…..

Oh no they were CUPS and SAUCERS... Still they were FLYING:D
Tip> Duck and dive:lol:
 
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murdoch said:
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1.Do they read The Daily Sport?
2.Did they put that bus on the moon?
3.Are they from Uranus?
(The planet Rush, the planet)

It's the tablets, honest Rush:eek:

When the Sunday Sport first came out a friends Dad bought it thinking it was a "real" sports paper, he was however rather shocked whean he found out what it really contained.
 
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Spitting Image

Spiiting Image in the late 1980's early 1990's had a song titled
" I've never met a nice South African" which had the lyrics:

I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind,
That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind,
I've got Directory Enquiries after less than forty rings,
I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings,

Cheers for reminding me about this Rush:rolleyes: :eek:
 

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Lets hope for the sake of mankind ..it isn`t Murdoch they meet down that dimly lit lane ;)
 
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Rush said:
Lets hope for the sake of mankind ..it isn`t Murdoch they meet down that dimly lit lane ;)

Why thank you Rush :p
I'm off for evening of easy music listening to planet rock:cool:
 

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