That Old North South Thing Again

[Rush]

If i like a person and they like me and we get on then i dont give a hoot where they are from .

 

[psd99]

I was born in Birkenhead, half my family live on Merseyside and that story is a frivolous piece of nonsense.

Oh dear northern born and always mocking them. You are shitting on your own people Flopps!

 

[nivrip]

but some may be taking it to seriously.
As for May 17th Click HERE

You're quite right, some are taking it too seriously.

And as to your May 17th list, it's clearly incomplete - no mention of Northerners having a bath.

It did bring back memories of the Everley Brothers with All I Have To Do Is Dream in 1958 though. They did some great music IMO. Anyone else remember that far back?

 

[Madxgraphics]

Ok, let's be serious.

Hallo.!!! I was been sarcastic.....

 

[Adywebb]

Perhaps if you put a winking or tongue smiley afterwards then we would realise

 

[Ian]

Well, after reading that article I'm a worst offender - a male from Newcastle

I can assure you, I do wash my hands though

 

[Madxgraphics]

Perhaps if you put a winking or tongue smiley afterwards then we would realise

Perhaps yeah...I actualy thought Flopps would pick up on it...I was been sarcy and cheeky towards him, as I was remebering something he wrote on another thread a few days ago anyway..

 

[floppybootstomp]

Oh dear northern born and always mocking them. You are shitting on your own people Flopps!

Thank you for your most eloquent input Mr 99.

What's that behind you, that thing biting your butt?

Oh, it's your psyche twins, SensOhumour and IQ, begging to be let back in.

 

[Anon_F]

Born in London me.
With an MSc from the University of Life & Hard Knocks.
And a PhD for talking cobblers when drunk....i'm sober at the moment.....now where is the bottle opener!

 

[Rush]

People i like most on PC Review because of time a member...in no particular order...
Flops,Feckit,Murdoch,Abarbarian,Ady(god),and Ian..5-1 south ...i love you all ..except you dont come close to deep south( thats mega n/s stuff) cirianz..oooohhh locked in a cupboard at xmas with her

 

[Madxgraphics]

Everybody on here is great, irespective of wether you are Northern or Southern, and who gives a t*ss if you wash your hands or not.? Dirtyness doesn't make you a bad person..

 

[Abarbarian]

Filthy hands , clothes etc etc yes I do mind . Thats how diseases are spread around hospitals, schools and workplaces.

 

[floppybootstomp]

Around ten years ago I took a basic food hygiene course and gained a certificate for my efforts. I learnt many interesting facts, amongst them what I'll outline below.

Every time you wipe your 'aris with the karzi paper, soft tissue or otherwise, the excretia you remove is teeming with harmful bacteria.

This bacteria sees the toilet issue as invisible and some will make it's way to your hand where it can live for an hour or two.

Then when you eat those spare ribs and lick your fingers you'll probably blame the food supplier for your sickness and diahorea.

This has been a public service announcement

 

[Abarbarian]

Around ten years ago I took a basic food hygiene course and gained a certificate for my efforts. I learnt many interesting facts, amongst them what I'll outline below.

Every time you wipe your 'aris with the karzi paper, soft tissue or otherwise, the excretia you remove is teeming with harmful bacteria.

This bacteria sees the toilet issue as invisible and some will make it's way to your hand where it can live for an hour or two.

Then when you eat those spare ribs and lick your fingers you'll probably blame the food supplier for your sickness and diahorea.

This has been a public service announcement

Guess the moral of this story is DON'T KISS ASS.

 

[psd99]

So where did you take the course?

"dirty" north or south?

 

[Anon_F]

Why dont we all meet up for a South v North good old punch up, then lets see who is the hardest out their!
Last man or woman standing win's the title " Hardest person on PCreview" & a packet of band-aids.

I suggest we meet up somewhere where you Northerners will be able to get to easily?
Gatwick sounds a good place, but only as i know a few rozzers (the police) their!

And also has good medical facilities near by in the east surrey hospital.

We will start with a free for all with the title going to the last man, women or numpty standing.
No gouging, spitting or ear bending, but kicking like a girly & hair pulling allowed (I’m ok, I’m going bald)
Simple rules so you from the North can understand them!

The north/south divide line will be drawn roughly through the midlands.

But taking in stoke & Shropshire as they like a good old fashion rumbles on the terraces.

No knives, knuckle dusters or murdoch’s ex-wife’s allowed!

The bit you need to know is this:
OK so you need to send your fee, payable to CASH for £99.99p or postal orders will do.
Address will forwarded to all those who PM me.

 

[Madxgraphics]

This could be confusing..Which side do I fight for..?I come from way down south, live south, but have Northern blood..

Wait I'll make it easy, as i'm not into violence I'll run the book..All bets come my way..

 

[floppybootstomp]

As I was born in Birkenhead and live in Greenwich I've just beat myself up and I won.

Give me the money.

 

[nivrip]

Simple rules so you from the North can understand them!

WATCH IT !!

 

[Anon_F]

As I was born in Birkenhead and live in Greenwich I've just beat myself up and I won.

Give me the money.

Argh but you need 1 other person to take the picturs of proof.
Now if you had been born in Birkenhead, live in Greenwich & shopped in any other borough in London then you would have won!

Oh and we do need a picture as proof.



But dont worry it's time for my injections & sleepy time in the padded cell.


Send me a postal order for £9.99 Floppybootstomp & i shall declare you the winner.


PS: the padded cell was so warm!