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1. Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
2. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
3. If it weren't for STRESS, I'd have no energy at all.
4. Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
5. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
6. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
7. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
8. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
9. Going to church doesn't make you a decent human being any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
10. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
11. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
12. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
13. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
14. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
15. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
18. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
19. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
20. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
21. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
22. Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.
23. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
2. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
3. If it weren't for STRESS, I'd have no energy at all.
4. Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
5. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
6. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
7. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
8. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
9. Going to church doesn't make you a decent human being any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
10. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
11. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
12. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
13. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
14. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
15. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
18. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
19. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
20. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
21. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
22. Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.
23. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
