5 year old joke...

[PotGuy]

I was just trying to find a thread I started through the archive, and I came across this joke from a certain Mr Cunningham waaaay back in 2002 - and I found it bloody hilarious:

15 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women

1. A beer does't get jealous when you grab another beer.
2. When you go to a bar you can always pick up a beer.
3. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.
4. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
5. If you pour a beer just right you'll always get good head.
6. Hangovers go away.
7. When you are finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
8. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
9. A beer always goes down easy.
10. You can share a beer with your friends.
11. Beer is always wet.
12. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
13. A frigid beer, is a good beer.
14. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.
15. You can enjoy a beer all month long.

 

[floppybootstomp]

8. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

 

[Ian]

Haha, that must be one of the first threads on the current site if it's that old!

 

[Rush]

Brilliant and the best thing is it will Never change..lol

 

[Ian]

Ladies, feel free to post jokes about blokes to get your own back in this thread

 

[cirianz]

15 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women

5. If you pour a beer just right you'll always get good head.

am still rofl

I found this one recently & had to laugh

The Husband shop
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

"You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband


On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.


The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.


The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.


"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Every woman's dream!" she exclaims, "I can't wait to see what's on the fith floor!"

So, she goes up to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to go in, but she just has to go on. Excitedly she climbs the last set of stairs. The sign on the door reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


A few weeks later a new wives store opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

 

[crazylegs]

F******g great Ciri....

 

[cirianz]

Why thank you CL *bows*

 

[PotGuy]

am still rofl

I found this one recently & had to laugh

The Husband shop
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

"You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband


On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.


The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.


The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.


"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Every woman's dream!" she exclaims, "I can't wait to see what's on the fith floor!"

So, she goes up to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to go in, but she just has to go on. Excitedly she climbs the last set of stairs. The sign on the door reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


A few weeks later a new wives store opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

LMAO

 

[Abarbarian]

Was that a true story ??