OT : ACF weather report

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Steve H

...and now here's the weather for the ACF area..

Well, as usual we're looking at squalls in all areas - though SOS
county looks remarkably calm, as ever. Outbreaks of Pricelessware
expected countywide, so take your picnics.

The earlier unsettled weather caused by a warm Linux front in the
south looks set to continue, and perhaps increase later in the day as
it butts up against the low pressure Windows system that's been
predominant for some time. Expect showers later..though of what is
uncertain.

To the north there's a gathering of Trolls in close formation, but on
the whole this isn't expected to move much out of Corliss county,
though there's always a chance of a few Sockpuppets on the borders.
Temperatures are expected to be high, and so is pollution....so wear a
mask or stay indoors.

Buzzy county looks fine and clear with a warm glow all round, though
as usual we're expecting an update any time now.

There's a possibility of Adware later in the day, but as the Freeware
blows in from the west we can expect to see a general brightening -
though beware of lingering fog out of Dura county as the two weather
fronts meet.

The outlook for the coming week is set fair, with winds light to
variable on all fronts, though the Met office has issued a Mabbett
warning - so expect lots of drizzle and generally dull conditions all
round.
 
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-Art-

..and now here's the weather for the ACF area..

Well, as usual we're looking at squalls in all areas - though SOS
county looks remarkably calm, as ever. Outbreaks of Pricelessware
expected countywide, so take your picnics.

The earlier unsettled weather caused by a warm Linux front in the
south looks set to continue, and perhaps increase later in the day as
it butts up against the low pressure Windows system that's been
predominant for some time. Expect showers later..though of what is
uncertain.

To the north there's a gathering of Trolls in close formation, but on
the whole this isn't expected to move much out of Corliss county,
though there's always a chance of a few Sockpuppets on the borders.
Temperatures are expected to be high, and so is pollution....so wear a
mask or stay indoors.

Buzzy county looks fine and clear with a warm glow all round, though
as usual we're expecting an update any time now.

There's a possibility of Adware later in the day, but as the Freeware
blows in from the west we can expect to see a general brightening -
though beware of lingering fog out of Dura county as the two weather
fronts meet.

The outlook for the coming week is set fair, with winds light to
variable on all fronts, though the Met office has issued a Mabbett
warning - so expect lots of drizzle and generally dull conditions all
round.


LOL! hope we can expect some more weather reports in the future..

-Art-

Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt though count two, excepting that thou the proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of counting, be reached, then lobbest thou Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

- Monthy Python, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"


The problem with numbers is that there are too many of them.

- Bevis & Butthead
 
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Mister Charlie

LOL!!!


Thanks Steve, this is priceless. I modified it somewhat and posted a
local version of it in rec.music.beatles.

I hope you don't mind, I gave you credit, because it is brilliant.
 
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Steve H

LOL!!!


Thanks Steve, this is priceless. I modified it somewhat and posted a
local version of it in rec.music.beatles.

I hope you don't mind, I gave you credit, because it is brilliant.

Fame at last! Or infamy maybe...

Read your take on it, love it - funny how it sums up the NG without
anyone really having to know who the people mentioned are!

Cheers,
 
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Mister Charlie

Steve H said:
Fame at last! Or infamy maybe...

Read your take on it, love it - funny how it sums up the NG without
anyone really having to know who the people mentioned are!

Cheers,


Thanks for the generosity...it is indeed a funny way to make a point.
 
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Son Of Spy

Steve wrote:
...and now here's the weather for the ACF area..

Well, as usual we're looking at squalls in all areas - though SOS
county looks remarkably calm, as ever. Outbreaks of Pricelessware
expected countywide, so take your picnics. <snip>


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That really IS "Priceless"

made my week.....

Son Of Spy



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