News at 11

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Bill Sanderson

(this is from a fellow MVP, Susan Bradley.) She wrote it for another list,
and gave permission for posting here. I thought it might prompt some
responses from folks here--either those who sympathize with her, or who use
the product in the same way as the example cited.
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Crazed woman arrested in Fresno after she disrupted a United flight from
Las Vegas to Fresno. Passengers say that the woman unbuckled her seat
belt during take off and crawled over the seats and began strangling a
passenger two rows behind her. When questioning the surrounding
passengers they said "I really don't know what happened." "One minute
the guy was just discussing to the passenger next to him, how he
downloads stuff through Morpheous and how it loads up pop ups and gunk on
is machine and every so many weeks he uninstalls Morpheous and then uses
Microsoft Anti Spyware to clean up his PC and then reloads Morpheous and
starts over again". "He said that he didn't want to pay for Morpheous
so he just put up with the pop ups and ads until it got really bad and
then used the free Microsoft Anti spyware" Passengers said "the next
thing we know she's screaming at the top of her lungs and got her hands
around his throat". They said that the female passenger calmed down a
bit when the gentlemen praised the Microsoft product for being so good
[and free] in cleaning up his machine on a regular basis. and the fact
that he was urging a fellow passenger to search on the Microsoft site to
download it and install it on his machine.

The woman was carted away muttering..... "risk... he's actually
ACCEPTING spyware as a reasonable computing experience because he's so
cheap and sees this as perfectly fine"

Family members and a group of folks called MVPs were not available for
comment....


.........................

Okay ...so I didn't climb over the seats, strangle him, nor get
hospitalized...but everything else is the truth.

Susan Bradley
 
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Mikolaj

(this is from a fellow MVP, Susan Bradley.) She wrote it for another
list, and gave permission for posting here. I thought it might prompt
some responses from folks here--either those who sympathize with her, or
who use the product in the same way as the example cited.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Crazed woman arrested in Fresno after she disrupted a United flight from
Las Vegas to Fresno. Passengers say that the woman unbuckled her seat (...)
Family members and a group of folks called MVPs were not available for
comment....
........................
Okay ...so I didn't climb over the seats, strangle him, nor get
hospitalized...but everything else is the truth.

Susan Bradley


Already have read this on her blog site (http://msmvps.com/bradley/) :)

But.. no comment means no comment.. ;-)
[ Except this, that I like her style of expressing :) ]
 
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Anonymous Bob

Bill Sanderson said:
(this is from a fellow MVP, Susan Bradley.) She wrote it for another list,
and gave permission for posting here. I thought it might prompt some
responses from folks here--either those who sympathize with her, or who use
the product in the same way as the example cited.

While I respect, admire, and yes, perhaps even envy those with
passion for their work, I urge our gentle readers here to restrain
themselves until the pilot has turned off the seatbelt sign.

Bob Vanderveen
 
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Bill Sanderson

It's a spoof, Andre--but check out the other place you responded--you're
getting some feedback.

--

Andre Da Costa said:
This can't be for real! MSAS made the 11 o'clock news?
--
Andre
Extended64 | http://www.extended64.com
Blog | http://www.extended64.com/blogs/andre
http://spaces.msn.com/members/adacosta
FAQ for MS AntiSpy http://www.geocities.com/marfer_mvp/FAQ_MSantispy.htm

Bill Sanderson said:
(this is from a fellow MVP, Susan Bradley.) She wrote it for another
list, and gave permission for posting here. I thought it might prompt
some responses from folks here--either those who sympathize with her, or
who use the product in the same way as the example cited.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Crazed woman arrested in Fresno after she disrupted a United flight from
Las Vegas to Fresno. Passengers say that the woman unbuckled her seat
belt during take off and crawled over the seats and began strangling a
passenger two rows behind her. When questioning the surrounding
passengers they said "I really don't know what happened." "One minute
the guy was just discussing to the passenger next to him, how he
downloads stuff through Morpheous and how it loads up pop ups and gunk on
is machine and every so many weeks he uninstalls Morpheous and then uses
Microsoft Anti Spyware to clean up his PC and then reloads Morpheous and
starts over again". "He said that he didn't want to pay for Morpheous
so he just put up with the pop ups and ads until it got really bad and
then used the free Microsoft Anti spyware" Passengers said "the next
thing we know she's screaming at the top of her lungs and got her hands
around his throat". They said that the female passenger calmed down a
bit when the gentlemen praised the Microsoft product for being so good
[and free] in cleaning up his machine on a regular basis. and the fact
that he was urging a fellow passenger to search on the Microsoft site to
download it and install it on his machine.

The woman was carted away muttering..... "risk... he's actually
ACCEPTING spyware as a reasonable computing experience because he's so
cheap and sees this as perfectly fine"

Family members and a group of folks called MVPs were not available for
comment....


........................

Okay ...so I didn't climb over the seats, strangle him, nor get
hospitalized...but everything else is the truth.

Susan Bradley
 
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Andre Da Costa

Yes, I understand now, too bad it really didn't make the 11 o'clock news. I
want to thank Susan for her comments on my space, its much appreciated.
--
Andre
Extended64 | http://www.extended64.com
Blog | http://www.extended64.com/blogs/andre
http://spaces.msn.com/members/adacosta
FAQ for MS AntiSpy http://www.geocities.com/marfer_mvp/FAQ_MSantispy.htm

Bill Sanderson said:
It's a spoof, Andre--but check out the other place you responded--you're
getting some feedback.

--

Andre Da Costa said:
This can't be for real! MSAS made the 11 o'clock news?
--
Andre
Extended64 | http://www.extended64.com
Blog | http://www.extended64.com/blogs/andre
http://spaces.msn.com/members/adacosta
FAQ for MS AntiSpy http://www.geocities.com/marfer_mvp/FAQ_MSantispy.htm

Bill Sanderson said:
(this is from a fellow MVP, Susan Bradley.) She wrote it for another
list, and gave permission for posting here. I thought it might prompt
some responses from folks here--either those who sympathize with her, or
who use the product in the same way as the example cited.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Crazed woman arrested in Fresno after she disrupted a United flight from
Las Vegas to Fresno. Passengers say that the woman unbuckled her seat
belt during take off and crawled over the seats and began strangling a
passenger two rows behind her. When questioning the surrounding
passengers they said "I really don't know what happened." "One minute
the guy was just discussing to the passenger next to him, how he
downloads stuff through Morpheous and how it loads up pop ups and gunk
on
is machine and every so many weeks he uninstalls Morpheous and then uses
Microsoft Anti Spyware to clean up his PC and then reloads Morpheous and
starts over again". "He said that he didn't want to pay for Morpheous
so he just put up with the pop ups and ads until it got really bad and
then used the free Microsoft Anti spyware" Passengers said "the next
thing we know she's screaming at the top of her lungs and got her hands
around his throat". They said that the female passenger calmed down a
bit when the gentlemen praised the Microsoft product for being so good
[and free] in cleaning up his machine on a regular basis. and the fact
that he was urging a fellow passenger to search on the Microsoft site to
download it and install it on his machine.

The woman was carted away muttering..... "risk... he's actually
ACCEPTING spyware as a reasonable computing experience because he's so
cheap and sees this as perfectly fine"

Family members and a group of folks called MVPs were not available for
comment....


........................

Okay ...so I didn't climb over the seats, strangle him, nor get
hospitalized...but everything else is the truth.

Susan Bradley
 

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