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1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
- That's Direct Marketing !!
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her
and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him."
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her
and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him."
- That's Advertising !!
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." -
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." -
- That's Telemarketing !!
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and
pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and
pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then
say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
- That's Public Relations !!
5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
- That's Brand Recognition !!
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She slaps you
hard on your face.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She slaps you
hard on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback !!
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband.
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband.
- That's demand and supply gap !!
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes
and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes
and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him
- That's competition eating into your market share !!
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
- That's restricted trade practice !!
