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Dont know if this is true but it's funny


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Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?

My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. Then realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No".


I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
"No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.

Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.

An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
 
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Adywebb

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I dunno if its true or not - but it is damn funny! :lol:
 

CITech

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Oops - There's nothing worse than being outsmarted by a kid.

Trust me, it happens to me all the time! :D
 
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Thats funny in a rotten sort of way, like its funny to hear but if my kids did it id disown them.
 

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I do know of a friend who, during the reception at home after the christening of her 2nd child, with the house full of friends & inlaws, had her 2yo toddler wander out from the bathroom carrying an item of feminine hygine & proclaiming loudly that it was "Mummys nappy" :blush:

:p
 
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