The joys of driving in France

[TriplexDread]

This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.

The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and a quite few glasses of single malt there after.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to breath test him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to be arrested.

The Englishman answers with humour: No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my wife is driving... on the other side???

 

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[EvanDavis]

My mate got caught speeding in France 700 euro fine. By the time the cops had got him to a cash machine it was a 70 euro fine and banned from driving in France for a month.

 

[TriplexDread]

He was only on holiday for a week?

 

[Urmas]

Reminded me (don't ask...) of this:

 

[Anon_F]

A friend we still think is wanted in Las Vegas for speeding back in 1988?
He has not stepped foot in the USA since just in case he has to do time now!
He would only become his cell mates bitch!!!!

 

[Urmas]

Finland, Home of the $103,000 Speeding Ticket

 

[Anon_F]

Finland is now off my driving plan for next year!