Anyone fancy a drink

[Rush]

After a stonkingly crap week at work ..i am out early at the Tavern ...anyone want a drink ?

 

[Rush]

To start things off and to raise a smile ..heres a joke ...

Mr. Rush goes to see his doctor feeling a bit unwell. The doctor checks him over and eventually finds a couple bags of money up his ****. He pulls them out and can't resist totaling up the value of the find.
"Well," says Dr. Arty, "I've found £1999.99 up your jacksi."
"Hmmm," replies Mr Rush, "that would explain why I've not been feeling too grand..."

*titters of pure admiration and adornment fill the empty room*

 

[Rush]

Yes Ady ..be quick i`m buying...only till 7.30pm ..then i`m on the collars of everyone else..

 

[Rush]

Hello, Hello ...ermmm quiet in here tonight m8

Hey Barman ..why dont you open the doors now ..it is 7.30pm...the punters will be dry as Peter Kay with tonsilitis , and i`ll put my wallet away

 

[itsme]

Boredom comes at a price; Talking to ones self...... and now answering aswell
Get the van guys..... I will keep him talking

 

[muckshifter]

Naw, no van yet ... let 'im get the drinks in first.

 

[crazylegs]

It's on its way.....we won't wear the white coats ...it might alert him....

 

[itsme]

Ok guys I will take my time.... get a G&T Double for me

 

[crazylegs]

Make mine a snakebite...i haven't had a pint of that stuff for a long time....

 

[Ian]

Make mine a snakebite...i haven't had a pint of that stuff for a long time....

Had one today, mmmmmmmmmmm

 

[V_R]

Dont know about snakebite, but a pint of old 'wifebeater' would be nice!

 

[Adywebb]

Thanks for the offer Rush - would be great to see your wallet out


But unfortunately I'm up early in the morning and need a clear head - so put one in the pump for me....

 

[Anon_F]

Hmmm Beer

Had one today, mmmmmmmmmmm

Blimey used to drink that years ago when i was a student!
Now if we are taking decent beer, a nice pint of cotleigh's tawny please barman

 

[floppybootstomp]

Alright!

My language

Draught Guinness please, and maybe a packet of cashews if I'm feeling extravagent

 

[Ian]

Blimey used to drink that years ago when i was a student!

Oh yes Friday Afternoons often consist of Snake Bite + Blacks, Green Monsters and perhaps even a John Leslie!

Quality drinks! I'm going to miss being a student!

 

[cirianz]

Make mine a baileys, double, treble.... Aaaaahhhh just give me the bl**dy bottle I need something smooth & lethal tonight.