K
KristleBawl
See the <wink> and <g>?
First clue we're joking.
in message
First clue we're joking.
in message
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
carl said:You are all of the above plus a foul smelling harpy!

If you attack me for just posting this, then you are a troll[...]

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Perform-a-Windows-Vista-Suicide-Pressing-Just-2-Keys-59886.shtml
Windows Vista can be completely killed by pressing a simple combination of
just two keys. All you need to crush Microsoft's latest operating system and
put the much-applauded Wow at an end is two fingers. Thanks to odeeee for
this news.
My favorite UI is Fluxbox on Linux. Simple good looking and veryBoy, that's a whole lotta WOW!
Does it do anything that actually make one more productive? Doubt it.
Does it chew up more processing resources while giving you all that WOW?
Betcher bippie on it.
Moore's law: "Every 18 months proccesor power doubles"
First corollary: "The software guys will piss it all away"
Val
Test User said:Frank wrote:
You're a liar! I'm running Gentoo and no such bug exist outside of your
imagination.
Lang said:I -think- Frank was making a joke. Any APCI compliant OS in conjunction
with APCI compliant hardware, should shut down if one holds the power
button for 4-5 seconds. It's not a bug, it's a feature. For real.
Lang

Boy, that's a whole lotta WOW!
Does it do anything that actually make one more productive? Doubt it.
Does it chew up more processing resources while giving you all that WOW?
Betcher bippie on it.
It STILL doesn't do anything harmful on my system. It opens many Explorer
windows at once - neither a bug nor a vulnerability. I am easily able to
close the entire group of windows and recover.
Geez Louise, you can do the same thing by clicking a shortcut to Explorer
with the mouse repeatedly. Does that mean that if I have a muscle spasm and
click an Explorer shortcut repeatedly that my arm is a security
vulnerability in Vista?

Frank said:OMG Lang, I think most of these poor linux souls left their sense of humor
over at trash dot, home of the open sores!
Frank
Frank,
Yeah... some folks have no sense of humor. (And a lot of them hang out in
this ng... heh, heh, heh...) And to top that off, don't know some fairly
basic stuff about computers (not that - I - know it all... not by a long
shot!). And then call -you- a liar! LOL! Nothing to do but shake one's head
and move on...
<snip>Either way, you too can watch Windows Vista die in front of your eyes. To
make matters worse, the key combination is one of the most utilized
keyboard
shortcuts in Windows. Pressing the Windows key together with "E" will
start
Computer in Windows Vista. Keeping the two keys pressed will open a large
volume of Computer windows. Want to crush Windows Vista? Nothing could be
simpler. Just keep the two keys pressed for more than 20 - 30 seconds.
carl said:If you attack me for just posting this, then you are a troll.. a
vista troll. Learn to accept that vista is not perfect... it is very
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaar from perfect! Vista is NOT a God to be worshiped!
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Perform-a-Windows-Vista-Suicide-Pressing-Just-2-Keys-59886.shtml
Windows Vista can be completely killed by pressing a simple combination of
just two keys. All you need to crush Microsoft's latest operating system and
put the much-applauded Wow at an end is two fingers. Thanks to odeeee for
this news.
This issue has been reported independently of Microsoft, and the Redmond
company has failed to issue any official comment at the time of this
article. The immediate question which comes to mind is if the problem is a
security vulnerability or a simple bug.
Either way, you too can watch Windows Vista die in front of your eyes. To
make matters worse, the key combination is one of the most utilized keyboard
shortcuts in Windows. Pressing the Windows key together with "E" will start
Computer in Windows Vista. Keeping the two keys pressed will open a large
volume of Computer windows. Want to crush Windows Vista? Nothing could be
simpler. Just keep the two keys pressed for more than 20 - 30 seconds.
The operating system will begin to behave aberrantly and will continue to
open Computer instances flooding the desktop. There is no way to restore
Vista to its normal self, outside of a reboot. With Computer windows
cascading on your desktop, you will soon find that Task Manager cannot be
accessed. The same is valid for additional processes. You will have to
restart the operating system in order to restore Vista.
"It took millions of dollars to make Windows Vista secure and stable. While
I am happy that Windows Vista is so much stable than Windows XP; there is a
bullet proof way to crash WindowsVista. A simple service which loops a
thousand times while sending Windows Key + E can be written within ten
minutes. Microsoft may have spent millions of dollars for security and
stability; it takes two fingers or a simple service to crash Windows Vista
down. No matter how bullet proof Windows Vista claims to be, two keys to
crash the operating system is a bullet proof approach as well," revealed the
author of the crash method on TechTicles.
In its present form, the bug seems to create nothing more than a Denial of
Service condition. It remains to be seen if it can be exploited remotely or
if it permits code execution. Still, I'd put my money on a bug, rather than
on a security vulnerability.
Want to reply to this thread or ask your own question?
You'll need to choose a username for the site, which only take a couple of moments. After that, you can post your question and our members will help you out.