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Frank

My name is Frank. I'm crazy. I have no life outside this newsgroup. I
virtually live in this place to scream obscenities and spread my
filth. I have no friends except for my two equally crazy buddies
SpankydeMonkey and Bill Yanaire. We are all very sick, twisted mental
cases in desperate need of intensive help. We attack everybody for no
reason except for kicks. We are losers. Nuts, Really weird. Some call
us nuts. Crazy, degenerates, perverts. They are right, we are! Me lie.
Me like to lie. I lie all the time about everything. Because I'm
crazy! Me Frank I own business. Can't remember the name of my
business. Me smart. Set up 17 computers. Oh... no, that's a lie. Me
frank the crazy one. Me called Microsoft for help. No do myself. Me
crazy. I no tell you truth. I can not, I rather lie.

We are obsessed with Microsoft. We love Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer.
That no lie. I don't think. Vista is the best OS ever, honest, we
know, remember we're crazy, so you listen. Don't listen to anybody but
us three, we're crazy. Everybody here is nuts and stupid, but not us.
Oh wait, I said before we were crazy. Well, if you are crazy you don't
know it, but you think everybody else is crazy. Is that crazy? Oh my
head hurts trying to think. Was that thinking? I don't know, me crazy
Frank.

I'm the leader Frank of the Useful Idiots Club. I also use FB, for my
last name. My last name is bastard or is it bonehead. I am that.
Really. Did I mention I'm crazy? FYI, yes, I am crazy. I'm Frank. I
like pigs. I like sheep, oh do I ever like sheep. Wink, wink, you know
how Frank like sheep, go behind shed and have fun with sheep. Sheep
good. Capin Crunch oh boy good, good stuff. Eat all the time with
sheep milk. Frank try to milk sheep. Boy sheep, it goes bahhhh!

My pal Spanky is sometimes more crazy than I am. I once saw it naked
and oh my God it, is well I don't know, man, woman, both, neither, I
Frank, don't know. She, I think it a she, sometimes, is a nasty bitch.
She, no he, oh, it, posts under dozens of names. Crazy like me.

Bill, my other friend in entire world he a he I think, remember me
crazy Frank, don't know, me handsome I think, I said so. Yanaire is
crazy too. Filthy mouth on that dude. Stupid, oh, did I say that?
Yeah... LOL! Me Frank, crazy, my friends crazy too. You read what we
write. Never make sense, remember I crazy, my two friends both crazy.
We lie, we spew crap. We crazy FYI. I got to go. Need to take my
medicine. I'm feeling dizzy. Me Frank. Crazy, that's me Frank. FYI.
 
K

kevpan the Retard

My name is Kevpan. I am the groups right wing wacko (other than Adam
Albright) and I would like to arrange a meeting so we can play together.
How about it big boy?

Love and kisses,

Kevpan
 
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FB

By PowerUser:
"Licentious. Obnoxious. Anti-democratic. In case you can't tell, I'm
making a direct reference to Mr. Adam Albright. Before I launch into my
main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) Failure to
recognize this salient point will result in Adam's getting free reign to
enshrine irrational fears and fancies as truth, and (2) as a result of
that, my observations are perhaps unique. Now that you know where I
stand on those issues, I can safely say that wily cutthroats like Adam
are not born -- they are excreted. However unsavory that metaphor may
be, Adam acts as if he were King of the World. This hauteur is
astonishing, staggering, and mind-boggling. He truly believes that he
defends the real needs of the working class. It is just such
counter-productive megalomania, muddleheaded egoism, and intellectual
aberrancy that stirs Adam to carve out space in the mainstream for
ungrateful politics.

I want to draw two important conclusions from this. The first is that
Adam and his gofers are wolves in sheep's clothing who will create
profound emotional distress for people on both sides of the issue
eventually, and the second is that the justification he gave for seeking
to judge people by the color of their skin while ignoring the content of
their character was one of the most addlepated justifications I've ever
heard. It was so addlepated, in fact, that I will not repeat it here.
Even without hearing the details you can still see my point quite
clearly: Adam keeps telling everyone within earshot that honesty and
responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. I'm
guessing that Adam read that on some Web site of dubious validity. More
reliable sources generally indicate that he isn't as smart as he thinks
he is. As an interesting experiment, try to point this out to
Adam. (You might want to don safety equipment first.) I think you'll
find that if he had even a shred of intellectual integrity, he'd admit
that he has no evidence or examples to back up his point. Still, I
recommend you check out some of his commentaries and draw your own
conclusions on the matter. Adam teaches workshops on clericalism.
Students who have been through the program compare it to a Communist
re-education camp. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to
repeat it. Of course, if Adam had learned anything from history, he'd
know that I challenge him to point out any text in this letter that
proposes that we ought to worship feckless mountebanks as folk heroes.
It isn't there. There's neither a hint nor a suggestion of such a thing.


We no longer have the luxury of indulging in universalist, altruistic
principles that, no matter how noble they may appear, have enabled the
most self-satisfied spouters I've ever seen to compose paeans to
irrationalism. Didn't Adam tell his comrades that he wants to make
people suspicious of those who speak the truth? Did he first give any
thought to what would happen if he did? Of course, that question is
ridiculous -- as ridiculous as his gormless platitudes. None but the
grotesque can deny that he says that the sun rises just for him. What he
means by this, of course, is that he wants free reign to threaten the
existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet. I understand
that I become truly impatient with people who refuse to recognize the
key role that he is playing in the destruction of our civilization, but
from the fog and mist of his disquisitions rises the leering grimace of
nihilism. An equal but opposite observation is that I and Adam part
company when it comes to the issue of quislingism. He feels that
those who disagree with him should be cast into the outer darkness,
should be shunned, should starve, while I suspect that he needs to stop
living in a fool's paradise. But there's the rub; his idea of mutinous
autism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of
hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of
an irascible blood-lust. It is, in every sense, a doctrinaire and pagan
religion that incites its worshipers to an infernal frenzy and then
prompts them to precipitate riots.


Adam does not merely undermine the current world order. He does so
consciously, deliberately, willfully, and methodically. His undertakings
were never about tolerance and equality. That was just window dressing
for the "innocents". Rather, someone has been giving Adam's brain a very
thorough washing, and now Adam is trying to do the same to us. Several
things he has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement
of his that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something
to the effect of how he is a refined gentleman with the soundest
education and morals you can imagine. Forgive me for boring you with all
the gory details, but Adam's hypocrisy is transparent. Even the least
discerning among us can see right through it.


It's easy to tell if Adam's lying. If his lips are moving, he's lying.
Although Adam demonstrates a great deal of ignorance and presumption
when he says that he commands an army of robots that live in the hollow
center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like
shaking things up a bit on the surface, the fact remains that in order
to convince us that he has the authority to issue licenses for
practicing heathenism, Adam often turns to the old propagandist trick of
comparing results brought about by entirely dissimilar causes. Now that
you've read the bulk of this letter, it should not come as a complete
surprise that there can be no argument that when I first realized that
Mr. Adam Albright is a proponent of "paternalism" -- a term Adam uses
catachrestically in place of "Pyrrhonism" -- a cold shudder ran down my
back. However, this fact bears repeating again and again, until the
words crack through the hardened exteriors of those who would violate
the basic tenets of journalism and scholarship. I am referring, of
course, to the likes of Adam Albright."

Want to read more about this failed drunken accountant and big mouth
lying pig?
For your reading pleasure!

http://groups.google.com/groups/profile?hl=en&enc_user=tYag3woAAABrYFiZuwWGCKzw8oMmJKS7

Enjoy!
I know I did!...LOL!
Frank
 

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