vista is funny....

J

jim

yeah vista is an IT joke all around the planet!

whenever something is not working correctly we now ask: is it running vista?
even for unrelated things like cars or even biological problems...

Car problems>
This stupid car breaks down all the time
Are you using vista on the on-board computer by any chance?

Health problems>
I have a stomach ache
I thought you had cut down on Vista?

Bad weather>
Gesh its freezing!!!
God must have upgraded to vista on his weather control machine

Join the fun and create your own jokes about the worst OS of all times!
(even windows ME)
 
J

jim

whenever I need a laugh.. I come in here... especially reading your posts...
lol
Your nonsense is hilarious!

Keep it up man!
 
T

Troy McClure

i know you... youre just one of those broke kids with no money for hardware
to support a new os. LOL... sad
 
B

Beck

Troy McClure said:
why do you spend your time here?

He has nothing better to do?
I like Jim, I actually thought it was quite funny. Maybe I need a humour
replacement :)
 
Z

Zim Babwe

My 89 year old grandmother can come up with better stuff, and she is blind,
deaf, and dumb!!!
 
J

jim

i know you... youre just one of those broke kids with no money for hardware
to support a new os. LOL... sad

oh AND with imagination too...

Ok lets see, I want to contact your manager, Larry King wants you next
month.. can you make it? then its Oprah.... you will do the vista blue
screen thing with the laptop live...
that would be great!

I know this is asking too much, but we want sell 100 vista ultimates with
your signature on it... for a collectors price. Half the money will go to
charity> The brain disabled vistaboy foundation. Whadayasay huh? whadayasay?
 
J

jim

Yeah yeah I know.. they suck...
sorry, I cant make good jokes if I dont have something good to work with..
and vista is so horrible you cant even use it for jokes...

capish?
 
S

Saucy Lemon

You are probably a lot more intelligent than your silly posts would
indicate. Why don't you accord yourself some dignity and quit posting your
too-cute-for-words joke posts and other nonsense. If you prefer some other
operating system, go support it .. otherwise you are just playing the fool
who is in the way.

Saucy Lemon
 
T

Troy McClure

whats horrible about it? it runs perfectly for me... faster and more stable
than xp. your hardware must be pathetic since you obviously had such a bad
experience... LOL... im glad
 
J

jim

No actually it is the other way around.. Whenever I have posted some
of my opinions on this newsgroup. This Troy guy has been on my case
giving me a hard time, being a wiseguy...

he is the one who seems to have too much time on his hands.. and pops up
everywhere.. even when he is not wanted.

im fed up with him
 
J

jim

This reminds me of a request you made in the past?

You tried to play the victim, and that people were "harassing" you with
their posts.
Seems to me that whenever you see some commotion, you run to reply with
posts like this. In other words boy, your asking, craving for controversy...

I have seen your posts after that request.. you are always in some kind of
commotion boy. If you want piece and quiet don't get into such threads and
stop replying
 
S

Saucy Lemon

"jim" you are incorrect here and it really is a bit funny you said that, as
I've been contemplating over the past day or so about
investigating/testing/evaluating the efficiently of the Message Rules for
News that come with Windows Mail in order to save time and concentrate on
honest posts. Alias, jim and Nina DiBoy are at the top of my list for
proposed blockage, of course. I think the behaviour of Windows Mail is
different than from Outlook Express, in that with Windows Mail, should I
plonk Nina DiBoy, not only is Nina DiBoy's own original posts removed, all
his reply posts throughout all the threads are removed as well, until I
determine otherwise. So I completely do not have to be bothered with the
foolish reading posts of people who make play the online jackass.

If it works well for me, I will then promote the feature.

Saucy Lemon
 
J

Justin

Haha! Jim "steals" his material once again! This is the same exact garbage
that went around after the famous Win98 COMDEX Blue Screen of Death.

Get some new material kid. You're either a thief or your real age is showing
and you only THINK you're coming up with new material.
 
N

Nina DiBoy

jim said:
No actually it is the other way around.. Whenever I have posted some
of my opinions on this newsgroup. This Troy guy has been on my case
giving me a hard time, being a wiseguy...

he is the one who seems to have too much time on his hands.. and pops up
everywhere.. even when he is not wanted.

im fed up with him

Take all safety precautions about having an obsessed internet stalker on
your tail! ;)

--
Priceless quotes in m.p.w.vista.general group:
http://protectfreedom.tripod.com/kick.html

Most recent idiotic quote added to KICK (Klassic Idiotic Caption Kooks):
"Nope. Just CLUELESS CUNTS LIKE YOU too stupid to work it out. Thank
the bittorent brigade."

"Good poets borrow; great poets steal."
- T. S. Eliot
 
N

Nina DiBoy

Saucy said:
"jim" you are incorrect here and it really is a bit funny you said that,
as I've been contemplating over the past day or so about
investigating/testing/evaluating the efficiently of the Message Rules
for News that come with Windows Mail in order to save time and
concentrate on honest posts. Alias, jim and Nina DiBoy are at the top of
my list for proposed blockage, of course. I think the behaviour of
Windows Mail is different than from Outlook Express, in that with
Windows Mail, should I plonk Nina DiBoy, not only is Nina DiBoy's own
original posts removed, all his reply posts throughout all the threads
are removed as well, until I determine otherwise. So I completely do not
have to be bothered with the foolish reading posts of people who make
play the online jackass.

If it works well for me, I will then promote the feature.

Saucy Lemon

Glad to hear you are taking my advice with the bit bin! :)

--
Priceless quotes in m.p.w.vista.general group:
http://protectfreedom.tripod.com/kick.html

Most recent idiotic quote added to KICK (Klassic Idiotic Caption Kooks):
"Nope. Just CLUELESS CUNTS LIKE YOU too stupid to work it out. Thank
the bittorent brigade."

"Good poets borrow; great poets steal."
- T. S. Eliot
 

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