Vista Christmas edition with webcam!!

[VistaByte]

Do you want to take revenge on your worst enemy ever??
You want to take REVENGE in a way HE or SHE will NEVER FORGET????

All you need is the "Christmas Vista & Wireless Webcam" offer!

Here is what you get:

1 full version of Windows vista, upgrade
1 Wireless camera

here is how it works...

you gift the vista package to your worst enemy...

he installs it along with the camera, at first Vista seems to install fine,
but then due to its built in CRAP QUALITY the problems start to emerge!

Just imagine the frustration on your enemies face, the fear of him-her
losing files, the sweat running down his-her forehead!

Vista will then give a pop up, prompting your enemy to log into the vista
newsgroup, where he will get CRAP QUALITY support from people who
are qualified to make your life miserable by saying "its your computers
fault and not vista" and are totally computer illiterate!
The user names FRANK, and various worthless MVP's will have top priority to
make things even worse!

And YOU GET TO VIEW via the webcam the MANY HOURS of your enemies
frustration trying to get VISTA to work ( a task that is impossible of
course since vista stinks big time). Endless fun for you and the family!

AND YOU will be viewing all this via the wireless camera in the safety of
your XP, MAC or LINUX computer. Vista version not included and there will
never be one of course! LOL

You can even record the video to a file and achieve these priceless moments
forever!

NEW FEATURE ! You can now connect the wireless camera to the YOUTUBE upload
steaming video..

that way you can BROADCAST your enemies most horrible moments of his life
trying to fix vista!

With the "Christmas Vista & Wireless Webcam" package, make this Christmas
one that your enemy will remember FOREVER!

All this for the cheap price of $999.99

Merry Christmas!!!

 

[Alias]

Nothing.

Alias

 

[VistaByte]

 

[Dave]

Maybe Santa will bring you an Etch-a Sketch for Christmas.

 

[greg parker]

Dave how is the carving in stone going?

how many characters per minute do you get with that new titanium chisel you
got?

 

[PNutts]

Nice. Another forum novelist. Maybe while VistaByte shaves his mom's back for
the holidays we'll have a break from his ramblings...

 

[Dave]

Remember, to reboot your computer, hold it upside down and shake it.

 

[Frank]

Alias wrote:

Lies!!!

 

[Frank]

VistaByte wrote:

---his usual unintelligible idiotic bullsh*t crap---

Grow up as*hole!
Frank

 

[VistaByte]

read this frank

Will Rogers' Secret

A magic way to win more friendships that no one can resist; even hardened
criminals can be won over this way.
"I never met a man I did not like," said Will Rogers. Many people thought
this was just another funny Rogers' remark, but one time when I met him with
Amon Carter, of Fort Worth, I asked him, "Surely you can't like everybody?"

I knew he must meet bores, cheats, fourflushers just like the rest of us do.
How can he possibly like even them?
Will was famous as a funnyman; but he was also a wise philosopher and he
could be most serious when he wanted.
"Of course I don't approve of all the things that people do," he said, "but
there is some goodness and some cussedness in all of us."

He continued, "If you know a man well enough you can always find something
good in him and you can always find something interesting about him. It is
just a matter of what you are looking for!"
"But what about the narrow-minded people? What about gossips? The people who
do petty, mean little things? Do you like them, too?" I persisted.

"I once read somewhere," he said, "where someone asked Abe Lincoln that same
question - why he refused to get mad at the people who abused him, ridiculed
him and tried to discredit him."
"Lincoln replied that people's actions spring from their character and that
many factors beyond their control went into making up their character -
where they were born, the people they had associated with, and a lot of
other things."
"Therefore,' said Lincoln, 'you shouldn't become angry with a person who
blocks your path any more than you would with a tree which the wind blew
across the road.'"

Will Rogers had no more reason for hating a person who happened to have been
unfortunate enough to have acquired a habit of gossip than he did for hating
a person who was foolish enough to neglect his teeth.
He didn't like gossip. Few people do; and he didn't like pettiness. He
looked upon them as foolish behavior rather than evil behavior.

I am convinced that Will Rogers really did like every person he ever met.
There is an interesting thing about liking people, and that is they in turn
like you. If you must start a rumor about somebody start it by saying, "I
sure like that person."

This gets back to them and they say, "Well, I always liked him, too."
Another funny thing about gossip is that if they tell you things about
others, you can just bet they will tell others things about you.
While there is always a temptation to listen to gossip, just remember while
you are on the listening end this time with this gossiper, the next time you
will be on the receiving end when the gossiper gets elsewhere.
Beware of the Gossip!
Avoid the company of the gossip. Don't give them a chance to be with you,
find something out about you, then carry that story into another circle.

I am convinced that this trait of his character was largely responsible for
Will Rogers being the most universally liked person I have ever heard about.
Will Rogers liked everybody and everybody liked Will Rogers!
Elmer Wheeler
From How to Sell Yourself to Others

 

[Frank]

read this frank

Will Rogers' Secret

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Hummm...I read all of those and I've had lunch at Will Rogers State Park
(nice place!) and it's apparent you've done neither.
Get some real help capin' crunch.
You're in dire need of it!
Frank