The PC Review Story

[ChristopherP]

So he joined his fellow mates in some...

 

[psd99]

professional bird watching whilst they talked about.....

 

[Ian]

how many people you could fit in a...

 

[Captainpants]

a Computer Shop showroom....

 

[thamenace]

full of computer parts . Then he heard ...

 

[pikakilla]

...a murmer eminating from behind a door...

 

[Becky]

...shaped like a hobbit hole. It sounded like...

 

[thamenace]

that same obnoxios fart. He wondered

 

[floppybootstomp]

..if it might be some particularly large mice dancing...

 

[psd99]

away in the moonlight in the nude, with lots of "pcreviewed" matured cheddar! So he Decided to smell..........

 

[Quadophile]

the cheese, leftover from the meal psd99 had earlier and thought.....

 

[thamenace]

i believe i can fly ... (*snicker*)

 

[Raje]

which he soon realised was false when he decided to.....

 

[psd99]

tell the pink panther , Quadophile to stop playing his trumpet because......

 

[Captainpants]

he wanted to know whether that new Zalman HSF was quieter than the stock supplied HSF

 

[Raje]

until a more intersting program appeared on the tv....

 

[ChristopherP]

...that he knew he shouldn't be watching but he just couldn't help himself...

 

[thamenace]

. He went to grab the popcorn but found a ...

 

[Captainpants]

a small thermonuclear device in the salad crisper......

 

[psd99]

which was covered in bird s*** , everyone found this.........