slumpy's spamming song

[slumpy]

spamming

do i want to make some money fast ?
do i want to make my erection last ?
or find that someone from my past ?
then i need some spamming

do i want to make 3 grand a week ?
or need some help from a IT geek ?
or a miracle-cure for joints that creak ?
then i need some spamming

i need to meet that woman round the corner
who needs to get some cock from me tonight
but i think it's only fair that i should warn her
that since i did the enlargement thing
it might feel just a little bit tight

do i want to help release some cash ?
(a bank in Lagos is where it's stashed)
do I want to look up Hilton's gash ?
then i need some spamming

i really need some vicodin by sunday
viagara for a night out on the town
and then i'm really going to have a fun day
trying to work out how i get
the bloody thing to go back down

do i want to work from home ?
buy an unlocked mobile phone ?
watch a cam-slut cry and moan ?
then i need some spamming

I thank you
--
slumpy
no more
no less
just me
(cheap at twice the price...)

 

[Ceg]

Yanno, I just can't understand you posting stuff like this. The least you
could do is include the chords or maybe a tab sheet.

 

[slumpy]

....and seconds before the explosion, Ceg emerged from the bunker carrying
the last chicken tikka masala humanity would ever see, crying:

Yanno, I just can't understand you posting stuff like this. The
least you could do is include the chords or maybe a tab sheet.

Verse kind of to the tune of When I'm Cleaning Windows by George Formby LOL
--
slumpy
no more
no less
just me
(cheap at twice the price...)

 

[jo]

Verse kind of to the tune of When I'm Cleaning Windows by George Formby LOL

I do hope no-one attempts a rewrite of Bob Marley's 'Jamming'...

 

[slumpy]

....and seconds before the explosion, jo emerged from the bunker carrying the
last chicken tikka masala humanity would ever see, crying:

I do hope no-one attempts a rewrite of Bob Marley's 'Jamming'...

Hoooly Messiah ! ;-)
--
slumpy
no more
no less
just me
(cheap at twice the price...)

 

[Frank Bohan]

...and seconds before the explosion, Ceg emerged from the bunker carrying
the last chicken tikka masala humanity would ever see, crying:


Verse kind of to the tune of When I'm Cleaning Windows by George Formby LOL
--

Have a look at (and listen to):

http://www.geocities.com/robtmcphee/

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Frank Bohan
¶ Max refused to climb the mountain - he was an anti-climb Max.