Recycle Bin Hell

  • Thread starter Thread starter Emilio Goldstein
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Emilio Goldstein

Hi,

My son accidentally (??) put the recycle bin into the recycle bin.

Now, the screen looks like I am seeing it from the inside out. There is a
mouse cursor moving on the other side of the screen exactly as I am moving
it from my side. There are programs opening on the other side of the
screen, but I see them from the backside. Did you know that the windows
actually have a Velcro-looking substance on the back of them?

I am trying to close the windows so I can get see the desktop again. But
somehow the virus protection program takes over and quarantines me. Even if
I break out of quarantine, windows gives me more and more memory till I
bring the system to a halt. Then someone restarts the computer from the
other side, and get really paranoid, so I try to send "help me" messages to
everyone in my address book. I figure sex will get the most attention so a
lot of these emails have "Viagra" in the subject line. I've sent so many of
these messages that either they are not getting out, or I have probably
completely clogged the internet by now.

Please, somebody help me break out of here and increase your size by 50% in
three days guaranteed.

Emilio
 

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