Now I Understand

D

dlzc

Dear Lookout:

I'm sure that will sound witty when you tell it at
your group meeting

I'm just not sure why you are climbing on me, when what I wrote (and
what you quoted) was directed to Ken Blake. I tend to agree with what
you said, that Ken replied to.

David A. Smith
 
R

Rev Turd Fredericks

PerfectReign said:
That's because you can't install software on your Mac unless The Cult (tm)
approves it.

I was trying to do this on my FIL's mac a few months back and ran into all
sorts of dependency crap.

Remember, your Mac an my laptops are only a kernel (and a Cult following)
apart.
I can install anything on my mac, and if for whatever reason I couldn't,
I can use vmware.
 
J

jmfbahciv

You don't???

Sorry. I couldn't remember.
It was a few years back and we had gotten into a huge argument
about something...what ever that was I've long forgotten...however:

You were the one who accused me of *pretending* to be stupid.

I had to assure you that if I made a post that was stupid...
it was for real. <G>

At least it's caused light-heartedness since then.

/BAH
 
O

Onideus Mad Hatter

I can install anything on my mac, and if for whatever reason I couldn't,
I can use vmware.

That's because your Mac is now a PC, congratulations on finally
crossing over from the dark side.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
O

Onideus Mad Hatter

It's best not to backpedal when you say something stupid.

Does that mean you won't be?

Seriously, context really isn't *THAT* difficult to grasp...although
it seems to be the number one problem with online communication.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
O

Onideus Mad Hatter

actually he has eloquently described why every major o/s has the same
fundamental flaw: feature creep and bug-fix/ patches.....in other words,
bloatware.
I can only hope that his follow- up post will be an announcement of a
new o/s he and/or some friends built from the ground up.

No, actually he missed a rather large and very important issue and the
fundamental reason as to *WHY* so many people have trouble with their
software.

Can't guess what it is?

Let me ask you this...what is your SOFTware running on?

Yeah, that's right, HARDware. If you're running your software with
shit grade, factory seconds, refurbished garbage that you bought off
eBay or pulled out of some ****in Dell shit box...yeah...yer gonna be
having all ~sorts~ of trouble gettin that bitch stay up for longer
than five minutes without some kind of system crash. I've found that
a good 9 out of 10 times whatever "problem" a user is having is either
because they're a ****in idiot with a short between the keyboard and
chair, or they're running their system on shit grade hardware.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
O

Onideus Mad Hatter

Windows is a piece of shit. ;( :O

No, you're a piece of shit who doesn't know how to use it and is
likely trying to run it on some ****in Gateway shit box.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
O

Onideus Mad Hatter


You'll have to forgive Doofy, he needs to have constant hand holding
or he just gets all flustered and starts shitting his pants in
frustration.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
O

Onideus Mad Hatter

I don't advise that at all,
you can do more harm than good by using registry utilities.

The OP, if he's ruined his OS did so simply because he was clueless
and did not pay attention.

I know there are some apps that can put a Google search bar into your
browser (just as an example)
but if it's done, it's because the user was *not* paying attention.
I've never seen an application *not* give one a choice...
but most people just start clicking buttons without even watching
what the hell they are doing...
That is one way to destroy your system fast.

That's not ~entirely~ true, one example comes right to mind...iTunes,
which is bundled directly into Quicktime. They've since changed their
stupidity and now offer Quicktime standalone, but originally if you
wanted Quicktime you *HAD* to install iTunes along with it, unless you
were installing one of the hacked versions.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
O

Onideus Mad Hatter

You are certainly entitled to that view, if that's what you believe.
But as far as I'm concerned, you're dead wrong.

Actually, both of you are wrong. Having a bloated registry can grind
your whole system to a stand still and from my experience I believe MS
Office to be *THE* worst offender of registry bloat (amongst other
things). Now, don't get me wrong, I like MS Office, I use it all the
time, but then I've systematically gone through its entire
installation and neutered out every last extraneous piece of shit that
wasn't doing anything or that I wasn't ever going to use.

*THAT* is the way to clean the registry...manually, by hand. And to
make use of software that can track and record registry changes so you
know exactly what software is adding what to the registry and, if you
ever remove that software, you can make sure all its crap is actually
taken out. That said you should *ALWAYS* keep backups of your
registry and using some kind of "registry cleaner" isn't advisable
unless you know EXACTLY what it's removing and *WHY* it's removing it.
If you can't specifically look at a registry entry and know *WHY* it
needs to not be there...you should leave it the **** alone. Even if
taking it out doesn't seem to produce some adverse affect in the here
and now doesn't mean that it's not going to cause some torrential
****up a week later.

For most users though you should just leave it the **** alone. Yeah
the shit is bloated and uses a lot of processing power/memory, but for
your average user their system is already light years beyond what
they're ever even going to need as far as file space, processing power
and memory and ultimately it's only going to make a few seconds of
difference here and there which for most people will hardly be
noticeable. I do it because I'm frequently running my system to it's
maximum capabilities via rendering, video encoding and the liak so I
have an actual reason for doing it. Some gamers might also benefit
from such optimization. In general it can actually be good to have
MULTIPLE OS version installed on your system. For example on mine I
have two installs of Windows, one in which all my usual software is
installed on and the other which is *JUST* windows and then
encoding/rendering software that doesn't need or make any registry or
system changes. I switch to that OS (which has also been stripped
down from its base installation) when I need to do encoding or
rendering work and I need it done as fast as possible.

Of course for extreme needs I utilize a system I came up with called
the "Hydra Cluster" which is a collection of CD bootable Linux CDs
running Cluster Knoppix. The CDs are comprised of one base or "body"
CD which is reconfigured with all the software I need and is setup to
act as the primary hub. The rest of the CDs are "heads" which are
reconfigured to automatically search the network they're on for the
"body" and to connect to it. Once they do their processing
power/memory is then directly tied into the "body" setup. And even if
one of the heads is shut off the body will still continue to function
in whatever task it's performing...hence the "hydra" name.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
O

Onideus Mad Hatter

You're living in a fantasy world. Everybody knows that Windows slowly
accumulates bugs. They've known almost from day one, when people
started griping about what a POS it was.

This kid reminds me of that infomercial where those two dumb blond
chicks are raving on about how everything online works liak ~*MAGIC*~
simply because they don't know how it works.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
O

Onideus Mad Hatter

Bluuuue Rajah wrote:
[snip]
When I had to uninstall the Google toolbar because Google installed an
update tht I didn't ask for, which overrode IE5's ctrl-f command,
[snip rest]

1) Firefox
2) idiot
Idiot is right. I've never seen the Google tool bar installed without
being asked for permission before hand.
99% of people screw up their own system by not reading everything when
they click on shit.

I didn't even know there was a such a thing as a "Google tool bar",
the idiot musta been going out of his way looking for the damn thing
because I've never had it come up as an option with anything I've ever
installed.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
O

Onideus Mad Hatter

[...]

The problem with windows is
 [1] Management - constantly making wrong decisions, deliberately
breaking bridges in software/APIs for their "commercial advantage" and
the rest of the typical corporate idiocy. Microsoft Management is
filled with people who have
   - never self-funded and run a profitable business on their own
   - never produced a profitable consumerable in the free market

Features, functionality and robustness always come after marketing and
politics and this is a sign that the company is on its way out.

 [2] User interface design needs to accomodate the entire spectrum of
computer users from idiots to experts, old to young, culture, race,
etc. As a result, the UI designed to fit everybody in reality fits
nobody. It is inefficient, etc.

 [3] Backwards compatibility - rather than dismiss the old and start
new, windows always carries the bad design principles through into new
version to support older software. They could've taken a
virtualization path as Apple have done in their OS, but idiot
management led by idiot Balmer decided that would be too easy,
profitable and make too much sense for them, so they support the
archaic APIs and software concepts in newer versions XP/Vista, etc
(and it looks like Windows 7 will still carry the same design).

That being said, Linux is worse (much worse).

Wondoes is not bad at all if you appreciate what it was made for. The
main purposes are "make big business bigger" and "allow the US
government to eavesdrop on everyone in the whole wide world" So from a
technical perspective it truly is revolutionary. Every non US
government gave their cyberspace to Microsoft! I mentioned how
upsetting this was in 1995 The response talked mostly about a nice
green start button. And how I should support the mainstream consensus
of ubertruth.

You know the theorem: If you are 10 steps ahead of the crowd you are a
lunatic. I must say it took very long for people to figure it out.
Even today most minions love using M$ and I'm using it to! Because
there is no good alternative left alive. Honestly, Commodore was godly
compared to this crap.

Take for example the Chinese with the black screen. I thought it was
hilarious! Even the Chinese are to stupid to write their own operating
system. Would much rather use the US military application. Of course
long before that lots and lots of smaller businesses went bankrupt
thanx to micro$oft. You just got to give them credit for that.

A 10 cent CD that costs hundreds of Euro's !! What to do with the
money? Lets go and use it to kill kids in Africa and call it a fax-
ination program.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4204425.stm
"The foundation run by Microsoft magnate Bill Gates has announced it
is dedicating $750m (£400m) to a worldwide infant vaccination
programme. Mr Gates said the donation would help save millions of
children's lives."

Ohh I thought people around the world needed drinking water and food
stuffs?

You ever try to eat a vaccine? "ohh, I'm hungry please give my
shots!"; who believes that? But of course, the windoes crowd loves all
Billo rhetorics universally!

Here, this is the real work.

http://www.ryanswell.ca/

Put your hands on the screen!

....someone should repost this idiocy into alt.usenet.kooks, seriously
man, how's yer tin foil hat?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
C

catchme

Onideus said:
No, actually he missed a rather large and very important issue and the
fundamental reason as to *WHY* so many people have trouble with their
software.

Can't guess what it is?

Let me ask you this...what is your SOFTware running on?

Yeah, that's right, HARDware. If you're running your software with
shit grade, factory seconds, refurbished garbage that you bought off
eBay or pulled out of some ****in Dell shit box...yeah...yer gonna be
having all ~sorts~ of trouble gettin that bitch stay up for longer
than five minutes without some kind of system crash. I've found that
a good 9 out of 10 times whatever "problem" a user is having is either
because they're a ****in idiot with a short between the keyboard and
chair, or they're running their system on shit grade hardware.

hardware and user intelligence are factors to consider, yes, but one has
gotta admit that if you were the best god-damn software designer there
was and knew whatever your favorite o/s is, inside and out, and had a
rig so screaming fast that it would take the mid- market 4 years to
catch up, would you still be happy with your o/s, even after you
tinkered around with it beyond what the manufacture expressly authorised?
Factor in high computer aptitude and training, and solid-state hardware,
and you're still left with over-written software- with the exception,
perhaps of a few notable linux distros such as Damn Small Linux.
 
R

rjk

Onideus Mad Hatter said:
Of course for extreme needs I utilize a system I came up with called
the "Hydra Cluster" which is a collection of CD bootable Linux CDs
running Cluster Knoppix. The CDs are comprised of one base or "body"
CD which is reconfigured with all the software I need and is setup to
act as the primary hub. The rest of the CDs are "heads" which are
reconfigured to automatically search the network they're on for the
"body" and to connect to it. Once they do their processing
power/memory is then directly tied into the "body" setup. And even if
one of the heads is shut off the body will still continue to function
in whatever task it's performing...hence the "hydra" name.

This sounds really interesting. Do you know of any well-done video tutorials
on such a system? it would be nice to squeeze every last bit of power out of
the multitude of POS boxes laying around that I don't really want to throw
away. Hydra seems to be the ideal solution.

-rjk
 
P

PerfectReign

Onideus said:
You'll have to forgive Doofy, he needs to have constant hand holding
or he just gets all flustered and starts shitting his pants in
frustration.

I remember being very impressed with Amiga. A buddy of mine in Germany moved
up to an Amiga 500 back in'89. It was an awesome computer doing things that
neither Mac nor DOS/Win were doing yet.

Of course, that was almost twenty years ago.
 
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Onideus Mad Hatter

I remember being very impressed with Amiga. A buddy of mine in Germany moved
up to an Amiga 500 back in'89. It was an awesome computer doing things that
neither Mac nor DOS/Win were doing yet.

Of course, that was almost twenty years ago.

Yeah Amiga used to be the *ONLY* real option for graphics, 3D
rendering, video editing and other multimedia forms, but then they
just sorta lost it and in the 90s everything went down hill for them.
Kind of sad really, it used to really mean something to say you had an
Amiga, it was liak saying you had an SGI machine.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
P

PerfectReign

Onideus said:
Yeah Amiga used to be the *ONLY* real option for graphics, 3D
rendering, video editing and other multimedia forms, but then they
just sorta lost it and in the 90s everything went down hill for them.
Kind of sad really, it used to really mean something to say you had an
Amiga, it was liak saying you had an SGI machine.

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten.

Wasn't it Video Toaster or something like that?

I just remember us taking the score for Phantom of the Opera and converting
it on the Amiga to multiple heavy metal guitars.

The synth program that came with teh Amiga was awesome - for the time.
 

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