MVP's in training... a primer (revised)

[Frank]

ROFL
some pre-pubescent dweeb who feels compelled to make virtual sounds of
bodily functions.
too funny - you just can't make this stuff up... ( btw, you left out 'fart'
and 'sniff' )

Frank as overheard on mIRC:

Frank - can someone give me that idiots ip address. I will hack him
loser#2 - here, try this. 127.0.0.1
Frank - thnx man. now this idiot is history, his ass is mine
loser#2 - have fun
//auto message - 'Frank' has left the chat

We all saw your first posting in the form of a rant. You're obviously to
stupid to actually ask for help.
We all know you as nothing more than a linux loser troll.
(snort)
Frank

 

[Alias]

Does not wash with me! It's like using the N-word and then apologing by
saying "some of you are OK and you know who you are." I have spent
large amounts of time researching issues for users who could have
researched for themselves because I felt sorry for their plight and just
wanted to help. I have also purchased hundreds of dollars of materials
(such as Mark Minasi's course) in order to have more answers at the
ready. John can make any disclaimer he wants but he can't disclaim for
the other posters like Captain-whatever and his cronies. I see now that
MVP's are resented and hated and I just don't know why. It hurts and
I'm outta here. Bye.

Care for some cheese with your whine?

Alias

 

[Frank]

trust me, the "direction" you speak of is due in no small part to a small
band of MVP's themselves, as well as their fanatical fanboy entourages, and
it has been around -much- longer than this post has...

John is the brainless leader of the lunix loser trolls.
He'll never find the kind of mental help he actually needs in this ng.
Frank

 

[Kerry Brown]

Does not wash with me! It's like using the N-word and then apologing by
saying "some of you are OK and you know who you are." I have spent large
amounts of time researching issues for users who could have researched for
themselves because I felt sorry for their plight and just wanted to help.
I have also purchased hundreds of dollars of materials (such as Mark
Minasi's course) in order to have more answers at the ready. John can
make any disclaimer he wants but he can't disclaim for the other posters
like Captain-whatever and his cronies. I see now that MVP's are resented
and hated and I just don't know why. It hurts and I'm outta here. Bye.

Colin

It's hard to say why but a small group of trolls has made a determined
effort to subvert this group. My personal opinion is that they are afraid of
anything new. They insist that Vista should work as XP did. Without change
there can be no improvement. They are living in the past and afraid that
their knowledge of XP is now useless. Of course there are problems with
Vista. It's a new OS. When this is pointed out to them they attack. Very few
of them ever offer any help or even any constructive criticism of Vista.
Most of us just ignore them. Like any bully if they don't get their way they
will eventually move on. Your contributions are valued here. It would be a
great loss if you were to let them force you out.

 

[Mike Hall - MS MVP]

Colin

If you promise not to say anything nice about Vista, confess that it doesn't
really run on your system at all, that you just lied about it, they will put
you back in the 'ok MVP' slot again..

Alias is the easiest to please.. just tell him that you have downloaded
Ubuntu 7.04 (the buggy new version)..

Well then nuts to all you guys! I don't need to spend any more of my time
trying to help jerks who make blanket statements about people who give
hundreds of hours a month for no renumeration simply because they like
seeing other users have a pleasant experience with Windows. I am
absolutely furious about both the tone and content of this thread and
embarrassed for the lot of you. If this is the direction this ng has gone
since my illness I feel sorry for all of you.

--


Mike Hall
MS MVP Windows Shell/User
http://msmvps.com/blogs/mikehall/

 

[john]

John is the brainless leader of the lunix loser trolls.
He'll never find the kind of mental help he actually needs in this ng.
Frank

to wit

 

[Former captain of the Enterprise]

when I mentioned the word chimp in my post, I was not calling for chimps...

now run along.. there is a banana tree over there

 

[Former captain of the Enterprise]

Suppose we have a "bug scale" capable of weighing bugs in an OS, ok?

On one side we have vista, and on the other we have ubuntu 7.04.

Now where would you suppose the scale would lean to? Hmmm?

Vista has wrenched the scale plate off its chains.. plunged through the
earths crust,
down to the center of the earth where it is now in zero gravity....

 

[Guest]

It would be nice if there was a check to see if you were running an
activated/validated version of Windows before you were allowed to post in any
of these news groups. If you're not activated/validated your post
automatically gets deleted.

That would get rid of the Linsux Luzzzzzzzzers once and for all.

 

[Frank]

Hey.... dont blame us.. blame the lame MVPs in here who are
pathetic....

How pathetic and lame are you anyway! You, and your fellow linux losers
way of helping others who are actually seeking help is by making snide
disparaging remarks about a product a lot of us think you guys don't
even have or have never used.

We are not saying that all the MVPs of the world are bad.. but the ones we
have been seeing in here
are downright pathetic...

Who the hell do you guys think you are? Have any of you ever offered
real help to a poster instead of the hateful MS diatribe rants you all post?

Enough about that though...

Yeah, I agree. Enough of this crap. If you guys aren't here to help or
be helped then please leave. Go back to trash dot. You're not wanted nor
needed.

my personal opinion is that one should seek other ways to help people in a
more massive way...
than helping people one by one in a newsgroup....

Oh that's a very revealing statement! It speaks volumes about your
character or lack thereof. So you're here not to help cause you don't
believe in helping one-on-one. So your here to disrupt those of us who
do believe in helping others on a one-for-one basis or are seeking
individual help with our issues.

if you are interested in how this can be achieved, and you are interested in
doing something like that, tell me... because I know how.

Starving for attention huh?
Frank

 

[Alias]

It would be nice if there was a check to see if you were running an
activated/validated version of Windows before you were allowed to post in any
of these news groups. If you're not activated/validated your post
automatically gets deleted.

That would get rid of the Linsux Luzzzzzzzzers once and for all.

I have two computers with XP and both are legit, activated and
genuinized. I also have a computer with Ubuntu on it so you were saying?

What does one lose by going to Linux?

1. Paying through the nose for Windows

2. Viruses and malware.

3. Activation.

4. Genuine Disadvantage.

5. IE7

6. Looking for drivers everywhere and having to constantly update
applications individually.

7. Identity theft.

8. Having your computer hijacked.

9. Phone activation.

And a very long etc.

Alias

 

[Former captain of the Enterprise]

Yeah.. good idea... lets add a tag to all the personal information about the
posters too,
in a huuugeeee database,
so if we dont agree with what they are saying we can lynch them....

 

[Mike Hall - MS MVP]

Alias

Is that the best you can say for a guy who tries really hard to help people?

Care for some cheese with your whine?

Alias

--


Mike Hall
MS MVP Windows Shell/User
http://msmvps.com/blogs/mikehall/

 

[Former captain of the Enterprise]

Tell me, when you look in the mirror in profile.. do you have a low forehead
and protruding brow?
Is your jaw more heavy than the rest of the people you see around you?

If so you are a finding! Please contact your nearest anthropologists..... I
think we just discovered
a lost branch in the evolution tree!

 

[Richard Urban]

I feel sorry for you Alias, I truly do. Beside being a fanatic you show a
decided lack of class.


--


Regards,

Richard Urban
Microsoft MVP Windows Shell/User
(For email, remove the obvious from my address)

Quote from George Ankner:
If you knew as much as you think you know,
You would realize that you don't know what you thought you knew!

 

[Mike Hall - MS MVP]

So why are you using XP on two computers? How come your household is
entirely Linux based?

I have two computers with XP and both are legit, activated and genuinized.
I also have a computer with Ubuntu on it so you were saying?

What does one lose by going to Linux?

1. Paying through the nose for Windows

2. Viruses and malware.

3. Activation.

4. Genuine Disadvantage.

5. IE7

6. Looking for drivers everywhere and having to constantly update
applications individually.

7. Identity theft.

8. Having your computer hijacked.

9. Phone activation.

And a very long etc.

Alias

--


Mike Hall
MS MVP Windows Shell/User
http://msmvps.com/blogs/mikehall/

 

[Frank]

when I mentioned the word chimp in my post, I was not calling for chimps...

now run along.. there is a banana tree over there

You can't respond in an intelligent manner to the truth can you?
What are you so afraid of? Being wrong?
Frank

 

[Frank]

Suppose we have a "bug scale" capable of weighing bugs in an OS, ok?

On one side we have vista, and on the other we have ubuntu 7.04.

Now where would you suppose the scale would lean to? Hmmm?

Vista has wrenched the scale plate off its chains.. plunged through the
earths crust,
down to the center of the earth where it is now in zero gravity....

I'm beginning to get the idea that your outright hatred of MS stems from
some personal rejection you experienced with MS. Was it job related?
Want to tell us about it?
Frank

 

[Alias]

Alias

Is that the best you can say for a guy who tries really hard to help
people?

He's whining no matter what he's done in the past. A million times zero
is zero.

Alias

 

[Alias]

I feel sorry for you Alias, I truly do. Beside being a fanatic you show
a decided lack of class.

This from someone who insults people in almost every post he writes.

Alias