Microsoft Announces Update ActiveSense

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    Abarbarian Acruncher

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    Super idea if it works. :rolleyes:

    Abarbarian, Sep 13, 2017
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    nivrip Yorkshire Cruncher

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    The spokesperson explained: “We wished to keep forced updates as we know that users are lazy and can’t be trusted to decide when or if to apply updates. With that in mind, ActiveSense does all the work for the user. Our new technology will sense when you have stepped away from the computer and will be smart as to when to decide to apply the latest round of updates. For example, let’s say you have stepped away from your machine to go buy a bottle of milk. ActiveSense will know. Or let’s say you’re making vigorous love to your wife on the bed next to your desk, ActiveSense will know and use the time wisely to go into update mode.”

    Wow ! They really do know everything about you. :lol:

    Who has a bed next to their desk? :D
    nivrip, Sep 13, 2017
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    V_R ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Moderator

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    Just in case you missed it....

    V_R, Sep 13, 2017
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    muckshifter I'm not weird, I'm a limited edition. Moderator

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    ... just turn on your webcam. sorted!

    muckshifter, Sep 13, 2017
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