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You are actually as stupid as the ****wit Duaneypoo.
I guess you are just acting like every other know-it-all newbie that
ever passed through thinking he/she was going to change the basic
rules of netiquette, along with highlighting a good argument as to why
children shouldn't be allowed access to the net unsupervised.
Stop acting like a ****, learn how Usenet works sunshine, and then ask
your parents if you can come back on.
PPPS: Here, this about you...
/PROFILE ON/
Start psychological profiling
POSTER: Tx2 <
[email protected]>
Statistics:
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Approximate word count: 62
Punctuation: 2 full stop(s)
Punctuation: 3 comma(s)
Punctuation: 0 exclamation mark(s) [multiples not counted]
Punctuation: 0 question mark(s) [multiples not counted]
Primary keywords: 5
Secondary keywords: 5
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Tx2 used only basic punctuation (., ?, !) a total of 2 times in 62 words.
This person is grossly illiterate, has a totally disorganised mind and is
probably prone to go through red lights because he has waited long enough,
as well as being likely to block out awareness of anything that could affect
him.
Performing analysis on keywords:
Primary Keyword: "maintained"
Primary Keyword: "brevity]"
Primary Keyword: "know-it-all"
Primary Keyword: "thinking"
Primary Keyword: "netiquette"
Secondary Keyword: "[groups"
Secondary Keyword: "guess"
Secondary Keyword: "acting"
Secondary Keyword: "every"
Secondary Keyword: "other"
Tx2 is prone to fall in love via email.
Expect Tx2 to be inclined to be devoid of spontaneity.
Anticipate Tx2 to feel persecuted and that others are 'out to get him'.
Tx2 is likely to have his psychiatrist’s phone number on speed dial.
Tx2 is predisposed to cause fights over minor driving incidents.
Tx2 conforms to Obsessive-Compulsive personality disorder with
Passive-Aggressive subtype tendencies.
Tx2 is likely to be employed as a person who drives sane people mad, or as a
catholic priest.
Phrases to describe Tx2:
Suffocating, hideous, timid kidney; spuming, churlish, adulterated
cockroach; rabbeting, stone-blind, decomposing rabbit-sucker.
Recommended accusations:
Inflexible; bitterly resentful and angry; meddling and controlling.
Motivations:
To be admired and to impress others. To distinguish himself from others. To
attract a 'rescuer'.
Questions and expected responses for Tx2:
Question 1: Have you ever spoiled a surprise party by spilling the beans?
Expected Response: Evidence of propensity to feel that he would be punished
if he ever once put his foot down on issues that leave him awake at night.
Question 2: Has anyone ever filed a restraining order against you?
Expected Response: Signs of tendency to knowingly allow people to take
advantage of him.
Question 3: Would you use a public toilet without lining it first?
Expected Response: Highly likely to have photo albums full of pictures of
people with their faces cut out.
End psychological profiling for Tx2