If your system is causing problems

[Lord Fauntleroy]

If your computer keeps crashing, popping up windows with cryptic messages,
not being able to do any work, applications hanging, the best thing to do
is: REMOVE UBUNTU FROM YOUR COMPUTER.

Install Vista or XP and your problems will be solved.

 

[It's Only Me]

You are simply a LEMON like Alias and the rest of the phlegm that comes in
here to spoil this newsgroup. Take your comments and insert them where the
brown comes from and the sun don't shine..

 

[Ringmaster Limbaugh]

You are simply a LEMON like Alias and the rest of the phlegm that comes in
here to spoil this newsgroup. Take your comments and insert them where the
brown comes from and the sun don't shine..

So you want him to insert the comments in Hawaii?

 

[Lord Fauntleroy]

a cold shrunk icy hard small nugget..... that was once you heart

Better than your heart. A big steaming pile of Donkey Shit.