Driving over the Xmas period

[EvanDavis]

Please take care of yourself this Christmas.


A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of all traffic accidents during this period are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by those who drink tea, coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and other non-alcoholic drinks.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol as they cause more than three times as many accidents as we do.
This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being

 

[Taffycat]

Good one!!

 

[muckshifter]

aye ...

 

[bootneck02]

 

[Anon_F]

Evan you mentioned "that" period before 21st December, you in trouble!!!
I never drink alcohol 24 hrs between bottle & throttle as in my job i need my licences.
In fact it is a sackable offence if caught with drink or drugs in your system at work!

 

[floppybootstomp]

Voss is diss!!

Ich ist ein vorbotten word!!

You vill be shot at dawn Tommy Englischer pig dog.

Bang bang.

It's November.

NOVEMBER YOU HEAR ME!!

Ach, das volks are ein brainenwashen....

 

[Anon_F]

Voss is diss!!

Ich ist ein vorbotten word!!

You vill be shot at dawn Tommy Englischer pig dog.

Bang bang.

It's November.

NOVEMBER YOU HEAR ME!!

Ach, das volks are ein brainenwashen....

Oh dear Evan you are in the poo!
Mentioning the December festive period so early!!
Go on FBS ban him for daring to upset you with those words!!!

 

[exmoor]

Never drink at the festive period.
And I can see Mr FBS is upset at the mere mention of the period!

 

[Urmas]

Voss is diss!!

Oy vey, oh weh!

From butchered German to butchered Yiddish aka Yinglish:

Oh, I went to woyk in a delicatessen
Far draysik toler [for $30] and plenty to fresn [gorge]
The balebast [head cook] promised me a real gedila [glory/honor]
Instead of gedila I catched me a kila [hernia] ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yiddish

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yinglish

 

[EvanDavis]

Ooooops!!

 

[Anon_F]

Ooooops!!

Oh dear Evan dont worry.
FBS might only bear a grudge till the 24-12-13!