Clinton, Gore and Gates go to Heaven

[Spanky deMonkey]

Clinton, Gore and Gates go to Heaven

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed.
They're up in Heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God
addresses Al first.

"Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we
need to save the world from CFCs and that if anymore freon is used, the
whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit
at my left."
God then addresses Bill Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think
people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one
should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in
feeling people's pain."

God thinks for a few seconds and says, "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit
at my right."

God then address Bill Gates. "Bill Gates, what do you believe?"

Bill Gates said, "I believe you're in my chair."

 

[Mike]

Clinton, Gore and Gates go to Heaven

Wow. You really *are* stuck in a time warp, aren't you? Clinton and
Gore?!?! Is it 1995 again?

Mike

 

[Spanky deMonkey]

Well, a blast from the past. It's better than bitching about Vista

 

[Wayne M. Poe]

Wow. You really *are* stuck in a time warp, aren't you? Clinton
and Gore?!?! Is it 1995 again?

Maybe he was talking about Gore and Mrs. Clinton (god help us if either
of them make it to the White House)...

 

[Wayne M. Poe]

Well, a blast from the past. It's better than bitching about Vista

But Vista gives so much to bitch about.