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Jim Hubbard
Bill Gates arrives before St. Peter, who is obviously excited for him to be
there. "Welcome, Mr. Gates!", he says, "since you're such a notable and
famous charachter, my boss has authorized me to let you choose your own
eternity."
Gates smiles. "Well, yes, that is only right", he tells St. Peter.
Peter leads him to what appears to be a peaceful park in a city. Some old
men are playing chess on a bench, there are mothers playing with their young
children in a playground, and older kids have a touch football game going
on. "Okay, not bad", Gates says, "how about my other choice?"
Peter leads him to a beach, where there is a volleyball game going on, a keg
of beer and the most beautiful women he has ever seen in the skimpiest of
bikinis. "That settles it", Gates says. "This is what I want". Peter says
"OK", and Gates is sucked into a fiery vortex, amidst the laughter of
demons.
As Gates disappears into the fiery pit, he yells at St. Peter "What about
the beach? What about the babes?"
St. Peter says "Bill, that was the demo".
there. "Welcome, Mr. Gates!", he says, "since you're such a notable and
famous charachter, my boss has authorized me to let you choose your own
eternity."
Gates smiles. "Well, yes, that is only right", he tells St. Peter.
Peter leads him to what appears to be a peaceful park in a city. Some old
men are playing chess on a bench, there are mothers playing with their young
children in a playground, and older kids have a touch football game going
on. "Okay, not bad", Gates says, "how about my other choice?"
Peter leads him to a beach, where there is a volleyball game going on, a keg
of beer and the most beautiful women he has ever seen in the skimpiest of
bikinis. "That settles it", Gates says. "This is what I want". Peter says
"OK", and Gates is sucked into a fiery vortex, amidst the laughter of
demons.
As Gates disappears into the fiery pit, he yells at St. Peter "What about
the beach? What about the babes?"
St. Peter says "Bill, that was the demo".