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Chris Leeds, MVP - FrontPage

Sorry Tom,
I've got her under exclusive contract!

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NotMe

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| "NotMe" <[email protected]> schreef in bericht
| | > <thegraphicdesigns
| > ...
| > | Hi All.
| > |
| > | i need help from you people actually designed a new site for designing
| > | so please check this there is a hit counter in footer which counts
| > | unique htis only so i didn't see any result yet so if you have time to
| > | visit this site please visit so i can get best results. Thanks
| >
| > Every day someone pops up that confirms what the redneck comedian said:
| >
| > "You can't fix stupid"
|
| Sure you can, mandatory drugs use for a year, and we all go "DUH".
| Then stupid is the norm, and so nobody will be considered stupid anymore.

Not according to Ron White ...

As to stupid being the norm ... not been watching C-span or paying attention
to Washington much have you?
 
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salami met bami

NotMe said:
|
| "NotMe" <[email protected]> schreef in bericht
| | > <thegraphicdesigns
| > ...
| > | Hi All.
| > |
| > | i need help from you people actually designed a new site for
designing
| > | so please check this there is a hit counter in footer which counts
| > | unique htis only so i didn't see any result yet so if you have time
to
| > | visit this site please visit so i can get best results. Thanks
| >
| > Every day someone pops up that confirms what the redneck comedian
said:
| >
| > "You can't fix stupid"
|
| Sure you can, mandatory drugs use for a year, and we all go "DUH".
| Then stupid is the norm, and so nobody will be considered stupid
anymore.

Not according to Ron White ...

As to stupid being the norm ... not been watching C-span or paying
attention
to Washington much have you?

I have lived in the states, not anymore, for a long time.
I take a peek every once in a while for a chuckle.

And here I can do drugs without the hazzle that is over there.
Here I can fry my brain on the good stuff instead of using my brain
as an alcohol sponge like I did in the States,
 
O

Onideus Mad Hatter

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:


A most unwelcome return.

I could rip apart your site instead, lil Jonny, how would you like
that? `, )

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
J

Jonathan N. Little

Onideus said:
I could rip apart your site instead, lil Jonny, how would you like
that? `, )

I'd be concerned if your opinion had any merit.

If your interests really included HTML would not mind you posting to
alt.html.
 
O

Onideus Mad Hatter

I'd be concerned if your opinion had any merit.

Oh my critiques are never based upon opinion, Lil Jonny, no, they're
very much about ass blistering reality coupled with a few sharp bitch
slaps of hard, biting sarcasm.

It might sound kinda mean and nasty...but it'll be the truth.
If your interests really included HTML would not mind you posting to
alt.html.

I'll post where ever I please, if you don't like it I would encourage
you to shut yourself the **** up by making use of filters/blinders.
Here are the instructions:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Usenet_Filters.jpg

HTH! HAND! ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
J

Jonathan N. Little

Onideus said:
Oh my critiques are never based upon opinion, Lil Jonny, no, they're
very much about ass blistering reality coupled with a few sharp bitch
slaps of hard, biting sarcasm.

It might sound kinda mean and nasty...but it'll be the truth.


I'll post where ever I please, if you don't like it I would encourage
you to shut yourself the **** up by making use of filters/blinders.
Here are the instructions:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Usenet_Filters.jpg

HTH! HAND! ^_^

Never short on eloquence are you?
 

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