Best Friend

[Abarbarian]

Who is your real friend?

This really works...!

If you don't believe it !!!!!

just try this experiment.



Put your dog and your wife/husband in the boot of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?
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[Madxgraphics]

LOL I read this the other day...And its so true...

 

[floppybootstomp]

The gullibilityof humans never ceases to amaze me.

Compared to humans dogs are stoopid.

(though not with every example, granted )

All a dog sees in you is a feed.

You don't feed the dumb mutt it will feed on you, no qualms.

That be the truth.

 

[crazylegs]

I think I'd rather the missus get out of the boot and moan and hiss at you, than the other way round and the dog get out and bite your head off for locking him in there in the dark, and the missus panting with her tongue hangin out..

Then again come to think of it..I wouldn't mind the missus staring up at me panting with her tongue hangin out..

 

[Taffycat]

All a dog sees in you is a feed.

You don't feed the dumb mutt it will feed on you, no qualms.

That be the truth.

Sorry Flopps (well not really ) but I have to counter your opinion with this:

A man and his dog were reported missing in June 2008. Both were located six weeks later. The man dead and the dog alive.

The German Shepherd, named Cash, was found protecting his owner's body from coyotes on the Pawnee National Grassland in Colorado.

Cash's owner, a young man of 25, supposedly went to the reserve take his own life. The reason as to why Cash was brought along is unstated in the news report on thedenverchannel.com, but perhaps he just did not want to be alone. Cash saw to it that he was not.

The dog survived the six weeks by eating mice and rabbits, and, though dehydrated and a bit thin, Cash was evaluated and found to be in relatively good health.

Taken from The Puppy Guru

 

[nivrip]

I don't have a dog but can I still put my missus in the boot of the car?

 

[captain zed]

I don't have a dog but can I still put my missus in the boot of the car?

No but try put someone else' missus in the boot of your car.....tell us what happens LOL
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