You've heard of Best Buy's Geek Squad, meet this newsgroup's GoofSquad

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executioner

Four cockroaches. They are Frank the biggest, dumbest queen cockroach,
Bill, his senile sidekick and wannabe lover, Spanky who posts under 50
different names at least, and the newest member; What's in a Name.

The Mission Statement of these goofs is to attack everyone that
doesn't worship Vista and praise Microsoft. They use deliberate lies,
engage in gutter language, do nothing but post personal attacks and in
general are scum. While such lowlifes are common in other newsgroups,
this little clique of misfits are particularly stupid having nothing
whatsoever of value to offer. They are always vile, clumsy, and the
funniest thing about these goofs is they are literally stupid enough
to think their shameful conduct is helping and appreciated by
Microsoft.

These mental midgets got it in their heads they and they alone can
police and control who says what in this newsgroup. Point out anything
wrong, broken or dumb about Vista or Microsoft and this little gang of
rabid dogs will snarl, bark and begin to foam from their mouths.

Why these idiots act like they do, I can't say, I'm not a
Psychologist, but bet the farm anyone trained in studying diseases of
mind no doubt would love to get this collection of losers on their
couch to see what makes them tick.
 
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Bill Yanaire

executioner said:
Four cockroaches. They are Frank the biggest, dumbest queen cockroach,
Bill, his senile sidekick and wannabe lover, Spanky who posts under 50
different names at least, and the newest member; What's in a Name.

The Mission Statement of these goofs is to attack everyone that
doesn't worship Vista and praise Microsoft. They use deliberate lies,
engage in gutter language, do nothing but post personal attacks and in
general are scum. While such lowlifes are common in other newsgroups,
this little clique of misfits are particularly stupid having nothing
whatsoever of value to offer. They are always vile, clumsy, and the
funniest thing about these goofs is they are literally stupid enough
to think their shameful conduct is helping and appreciated by
Microsoft.

These mental midgets got it in their heads they and they alone can
police and control who says what in this newsgroup. Point out anything
wrong, broken or dumb about Vista or Microsoft and this little gang of
rabid dogs will snarl, bark and begin to foam from their mouths.

Why these idiots act like they do, I can't say, I'm not a
Psychologist, but bet the farm anyone trained in studying diseases of
mind no doubt would love to get this collection of losers on their
couch to see what makes them tick.

What's wrong? Missed your last visit to the psychiatrist? You are trying
to validate your idiotic posts which by last count, you have made over
95,000 insulting posts with the majority of them going to the Dr. Laura and
Rush Limbaugh sites which you are proud to call yourself a right wing
Republican wacko. Notice there is nothing wrong with being Republican if
you so choose, but your views are so far out, they border on the dangerous.

Your constant bickering with everyone who has a different opinion than
yourself is evident by the continous posting of insults, trying to make
yourself look good but it backfires, making yourself the laughing stock of
the vista group. You win, hands down, the moronic title of the worst poster
in the history of the vista group. Congratulations you ****tard.
 
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Alias

executioner said:
Four cockroaches. They are Frank the biggest, dumbest queen cockroach,
Bill, his senile sidekick and wannabe lover, Spanky who posts under 50
different names at least, and the newest member; What's in a Name.

The Mission Statement of these goofs is to attack everyone that
doesn't worship Vista and praise Microsoft. They use deliberate lies,
engage in gutter language, do nothing but post personal attacks and in
general are scum. While such lowlifes are common in other newsgroups,
this little clique of misfits are particularly stupid having nothing
whatsoever of value to offer. They are always vile, clumsy, and the
funniest thing about these goofs is they are literally stupid enough
to think their shameful conduct is helping and appreciated by
Microsoft.

These mental midgets got it in their heads they and they alone can
police and control who says what in this newsgroup. Point out anything
wrong, broken or dumb about Vista or Microsoft and this little gang of
rabid dogs will snarl, bark and begin to foam from their mouths.

Why these idiots act like they do, I can't say, I'm not a
Psychologist, but bet the farm anyone trained in studying diseases of
mind no doubt would love to get this collection of losers on their
couch to see what makes them tick.

It's simple; they have the immaturity syndrome which is a disease where
the victim never reaches a maturity level beyond 12 years old.

Alias
 
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executioner

It's simple; they have the immaturity syndrome which is a disease where
the victim never reaches a maturity level beyond 12 years old.

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It took Bill only five minutes from the time I posted to open his
mouth and get snared by my hook. What a world class idiot. This damn
fool must sit around all day waiting to get slapped silly just so he
can prove what a complete jackass he is.
 
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fb

executioner wrote:

<------stupid rage rant deleted as a public service->

We love watching you dance for us mr drunken pig!...LOL!
 
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fb

Read all about the web's biggest lunatic...adam albright...aka mr
drunken pig.

By PowerUser:
"Licentious. Obnoxious. Anti-democratic. In case you can't tell, I'm
making a direct reference to Mr. Adam Albright. Before I launch into my
main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) Failure to
recognize this salient point will result in Adam's getting free reign to
enshrine irrational fears and fancies as truth, and (2) as a result of
that, my observations are perhaps unique. Now that you know where I
stand on those issues, I can safely say that wily cutthroats like Adam
are not born -- they are excreted. However unsavory that metaphor may
be, Adam acts as if he were King of the World. This hauteur is
astonishing, staggering, and mind-boggling. He truly believes that he
defends the real needs of the working class. It is just such
counter-productive megalomania, muddleheaded egoism, and intellectual
aberrancy that stirs Adam to carve out space in the mainstream for
ungrateful politics.

I want to draw two important conclusions from this. The first is that
Adam and his gofers are wolves in sheep's clothing who will create
profound emotional distress for people on both sides of the issue
eventually, and the second is that the justification he gave for seeking
to judge people by the color of their skin while ignoring the content of
their character was one of the most addlepated justifications I've ever
heard. It was so addlepated, in fact, that I will not repeat it here.
Even without hearing the details you can still see my point quite
clearly: Adam keeps telling everyone within earshot that honesty and
responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. I'm
guessing that Adam read that on some Web site of dubious validity. More
reliable sources generally indicate that he isn't as smart as he thinks
he is. As an interesting experiment, try to point this out to
Adam. (You might want to don safety equipment first.) I think you'll
find that if he had even a shred of intellectual integrity, he'd admit
that he has no evidence or examples to back up his point. Still, I
recommend you check out some of his commentaries and draw your own
conclusions on the matter. Adam teaches workshops on clericalism.
Students who have been through the program compare it to a Communist
re-education camp. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to
repeat it. Of course, if Adam had learned anything from history, he'd
know that I challenge him to point out any text in this letter that
proposes that we ought to worship feckless mountebanks as folk heroes.
It isn't there. There's neither a hint nor a suggestion of such a thing.


We no longer have the luxury of indulging in universalist, altruistic
principles that, no matter how noble they may appear, have enabled the
most self-satisfied spouters I've ever seen to compose paeans to
irrationalism. Didn't Adam tell his comrades that he wants to make
people suspicious of those who speak the truth? Did he first give any
thought to what would happen if he did? Of course, that question is
ridiculous -- as ridiculous as his gormless platitudes. None but the
grotesque can deny that he says that the sun rises just for him. What he
means by this, of course, is that he wants free reign to threaten the
existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet. I understand
that I become truly impatient with people who refuse to recognize the
key role that he is playing in the destruction of our civilization, but
from the fog and mist of his disquisitions rises the leering grimace of
nihilism. An equal but opposite observation is that I and Adam part
company when it comes to the issue of quislingism. He feels that
those who disagree with him should be cast into the outer darkness,
should be shunned, should starve, while I suspect that he needs to stop
living in a fool's paradise. But there's the rub; his idea of mutinous
autism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of
hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of
an irascible blood-lust. It is, in every sense, a doctrinaire and pagan
religion that incites its worshipers to an infernal frenzy and then
prompts them to precipitate riots.


Adam does not merely undermine the current world order. He does so
consciously, deliberately, willfully, and methodically. His undertakings
were never about tolerance and equality. That was just window dressing
for the "innocents". Rather, someone has been giving Adam's brain a very
thorough washing, and now Adam is trying to do the same to us. Several
things he has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement
of his that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something
to the effect of how he is a refined gentleman with the soundest
education and morals you can imagine. Forgive me for boring you with all
the gory details, but Adam's hypocrisy is transparent. Even the least
discerning among us can see right through it.


It's easy to tell if Adam's lying. If his lips are moving, he's lying.
Although Adam demonstrates a great deal of ignorance and presumption
when he says that he commands an army of robots that live in the hollow
center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like
shaking things up a bit on the surface, the fact remains that in order
to convince us that he has the authority to issue licenses for
practicing heathenism, Adam often turns to the old propagandist trick of
comparing results brought about by entirely dissimilar causes. Now that
you've read the bulk of this letter, it should not come as a complete
surprise that there can be no argument that when I first realized that
Mr. Adam Albright is a proponent of "paternalism" -- a term Adam uses
catachrestically in place of "Pyrrhonism" -- a cold shudder ran down my
back. However, this fact bears repeating again and again, until the
words crack through the hardened exteriors of those who would violate
the basic tenets of journalism and scholarship. I am referring, of
course, to the likes of Adam Albright."

Want to read more about this failed drunken accountant and big mouth
lying pig?
For your reading pleasure!

http://groups.google.com/groups/profile?hl=en&enc_user=tYag3woAAABrYFiZuwWGCKzw8oMmJKS7

Enjoy!
I know I did!...LOL!
Frank
 
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Alias

fb said:
Alias wrote:

So, you changed your nym so that MS will stop censoring your disgusting
and lying posts, eh? Afraid to sign your posts with your name for fear
that "Frank" is a key word to censor your crap?

LOL!

Alias
 
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Alias

executioner said:
It took Bill only five minutes from the time I posted to open his
mouth and get snared by my hook. What a world class idiot. This damn
fool must sit around all day waiting to get slapped silly just so he
can prove what a complete jackass he is.

Bill's posts are being censored by MS before they even arrive to MS'
servers and Frank changed his nym to avoid being censored. Ah, the irony!

Alias
 
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fb

Alias said:
Bill's posts are being censored by MS before they even arrive to MS'
servers and Frank changed his nym to avoid being censored.

Wrong you stupid POS idiot moron loser. I'm on a different computer. You
have no technical acumen at all, do you?

Ah, the irony!

Oh the stupidity you display!...LOL!
Get lost loser!
 
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fb

Alias said:
So, you changed your nym so that MS will stop censoring your disgusting
and lying posts, eh? Afraid to sign your posts with your name for fear
that "Frank" is a key word to censor your crap?

LOL!

Alias

Hahaha...I'm trying to stop laughing at your outright stupidity and
ignorance long enough to type!...LOL!
 
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Alias

fb said:
Wrong you stupid POS idiot moron loser. I'm on a different computer.

Which has a different nym. Oops.

You
have no technical acumen at all, do you?

LOL! You're kidding, right?
Ah, the irony!

Oh the stupidity you display!...LOL!
Get lost loser!

How come you don't sign your posts like you used to, Frank? Afraid that
the MS servers are gonna nuke your posts based on your name?

Alias
 
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Alias

fb said:
Hahaha...I'm trying to stop laughing at your outright stupidity and
ignorance long enough to type!...LOL!

Don't worry, Frank, your posts from the other computer will be censored
too, just like the other ones were. Why? Because you're a disgusting
troll who helps no one here, of course!

Alias
 
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Dougie Style

Alias said:
Bill's posts are being censored by MS before they even arrive to MS'
servers and Frank changed his nym to avoid being censored. Ah, the irony!

Alias

Cool. A name change is just what the doctor ordered
 
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fb

Alias said:
Which has a different nym. Oops.

Which I've always had!
Oops!
You



LOL! You're kidding, right?

Your actions speak for you.
How come you don't sign your posts like you used to, Frank?

Does that bother you? I sure hope it does. You're not all that bright.
In fact, you're downright stupid!

Afraid that
the MS servers are gonna nuke your posts based on your name?

Do you worry about that? Hahaha...I sure hope you do.
 
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Dougie Style

It's simple; they have the immaturity syndrome which is a disease where
the victim never reaches a maturity level beyond 12 years old.

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It took Bill only five minutes from the time I posted to open his
mouth and get snared by my hook. What a world class idiot. This damn
fool must sit around all day waiting to get slapped silly just so he
can prove what a complete jackass he is.

Hey douche bag, it took you five minutes from the time I posted to open your
foul mouth and get snared by my hook. What a world class retard ****tard
you are. You must be sitting around all day in your underwear at the
institution waiting to insult someone. Remember, 95,000+ insulting posts
with the majority of them going to Dr. Laura and his gay lover, Rush
Limbaugh. What an idiot
 
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fb

Alias said:
Don't worry, Frank, your posts from the other computer will be censored
too,...

Does that bother you?

just like the other ones were.

Just like you're disgusting, vile lying linux posts are deleted?

Why? Because you're a disgusting
troll who helps no one here, of course!

You're the disgusting vile POS lying linux troll!
Loser!
 
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Dougie Style

fb said:
Which I've always had!
Oops!

Your actions speak for you.

Does that bother you? I sure hope it does. You're not all that bright. In
fact, you're downright stupid!

Afraid that

Do you worry about that? Hahaha...I sure hope you do.

Alias is so stupid he thinks that people in the Vista group actually want
Ubuntu. What a retard.
 
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Dougie Style

fb said:
Does that bother you?

just like the other ones were.

Just like you're disgusting, vile lying linux posts are deleted?

Why? Because you're a disgusting

You're the disgusting vile POS lying linux troll!
Loser!

Ubuntu is the only thing that Alias uses. He just uses the e-mail
capabilites and nothing more. He can't use any other features. If he did,
he would need to acquire a BRAIN!
 
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fb

Dougie said:
Alias is so stupid he thinks that people in the Vista group actually want
Ubuntu. What a retard.
Yeah, that fact is obviously way over his pointy head!
 
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