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Star Fleet Admiral Q
Sure he/she is - an Id 10 t (spoken Id ten t or idiot) Testing Manager (IT
Manager).
Manager).
S
SlowJet
That's your best?
Well how disappionting.
It thoht it was funny.
*YAWN*
BTW: How do you cover those tracks, again?
SJ
Well how disappionting.
It thoht it was funny.
*YAWN*
BTW: How do you cover those tracks, again?
SJ
JM said:Isn't it past your bed time troll?? Does mommy & daddy
know you're still up on their computer? Don't forget to
cover your tracks after looking up all those porn sites
before shutting down *eg*
-----Original Message-----
Will do, Dickwad.
SJ
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J
Jeff
Testy,
Are you sure they are able to do that, I thought they just
sat at their desks, staring at blank screen pretend to
look busy. Then go around and give meaningless
suggestions to the people who actually do know their work.
Jeff
Are you sure they are able to do that, I thought they just
sat at their desks, staring at blank screen pretend to
look busy. Then go around and give meaningless
suggestions to the people who actually do know their work.
Jeff
J
JM
I've been reading your "posts", you contribute nothing
and are a troll. You've been fed too much. Adios
and are a troll. You've been fed too much. Adios
-----Original Message-----
That's your best?
Well how disappionting.
It thoht it was funny.
*YAWN*
BTW: How do you cover those tracks, again?
SJ
JM said:Isn't it past your bed time troll?? Does mommy & daddy
know you're still up on their computer? Don't forget to
cover your tracks after looking up all those porn sites
before shutting down *eg*
as-----Original Message-----
Will do, Dickwad.
SJ
Umm Miss B*tch don't forget scanning the drive,
diskclean, turning off the screensaver, the cold boot and
then cleaning up afterwards with the advice from this link
http://tinyurl.com/5ynvo *eg*
-----Original Message-----
You are a moron of the highest order. You can't even
spell "I have know idea
[/sic/]" means you do because the word "know" means "to
have knowledge of".
So, you blamed MS for the problems instead of doing what
you should have
done and PREPARED YOUR SYSTEM(S) BEFORE INSTALLATION!!
I hope your boss reads this and fires you on the spot!
Fail to prepare - prepare to fail. You didn't follow the
Six Step Plan, you
just ploughed on in and installed, didn't you?!
1) Defrag the hard drive(s)
2) Run a systemwide virus scan
3) Run a systemwide spyware scan
4) Update all your drivers
5) Update your software
6) Turn off AVP before installation.
Not MS's problem if you have no common sense! Or just no
sense, full stop!
--
My great-grandfather was born and raised in Elgin - did
he eventually
lose his marbles?
Wayne wrote:
I spent the night on the phone to Micro$oft for them
to just fob me
off with almost (not our problem!) answers. They got
me to install SP2
twice and take it off twice and yet it still does not
work. All it
does is reboot my machine after the welcome note comes
up, if
Micro$oft think that this is sufficient then they
should be very much
mistaken. They really do need to test these things
properly before
putting them into the population. I am now thinking of
not even
bothering as it is more bother than it is worth. If
there is any
permenant problems which have now been caused through
there inadequate
experienced staff, they will see a law suit hitting
their doorstep
very shortly, or they will be required to get one of
their "very
experienced" techie guys to sort out the problem,
I
.
S
SlowJet
Awwww, an exit speach on my behalf.
Sniffle, sniffle, I'm all choked up.
SJ
Sniffle, sniffle, I'm all choked up.
SJ
JM said:I've been reading your "posts", you contribute nothing
and are a troll. You've been fed too much. Adios
-----Original Message-----
That's your best?
Well how disappionting.
It thoht it was funny.
*YAWN*
BTW: How do you cover those tracks, again?
SJ
JM said:Isn't it past your bed time troll?? Does mommy & daddy
know you're still up on their computer? Don't forget to
cover your tracks after looking up all those porn sites
before shutting down *eg*
-----Original Message-----
Will do, Dickwad.
SJ
Umm Miss B*tch don't forget scanning the drive,
diskclean, turning off the screensaver, the cold boot
and
then cleaning up afterwards with the advice from this
link
http://tinyurl.com/5ynvo *eg*
-----Original Message-----
You are a moron of the highest order. You can't even
spell "I have know idea
[/sic/]" means you do because the word "know" means "to
have knowledge of".
So, you blamed MS for the problems instead of doing
what
you should have
done and PREPARED YOUR SYSTEM(S) BEFORE INSTALLATION!!
I hope your boss reads this and fires you on the spot!
Fail to prepare - prepare to fail. You didn't follow
the
Six Step Plan, you
just ploughed on in and installed, didn't you?!
1) Defrag the hard drive(s)
2) Run a systemwide virus scan
3) Run a systemwide spyware scan
4) Update all your drivers
5) Update your software
6) Turn off AVP before installation.
Not MS's problem if you have no common sense! Or just
no
sense, full stop!
--
My great-grandfather was born and raised in Elgin - did
he eventually
lose his marbles?
Wayne wrote:
I spent the night on the phone to Micro$oft for them
to just fob me
off with almost (not our problem!) answers. They got
me to install SP2
twice and take it off twice and yet it still does not
work. All it
does is reboot my machine after the welcome note
comes
up, if
Micro$oft think that this is sufficient then they
should be very much
mistaken. They really do need to test these things
properly before
putting them into the population. I am now thinking
of
not even
bothering as it is more bother than it is worth. If
there is any
permenant problems which have now been caused through
there inadequate
experienced staff, they will see a law suit hitting
their doorstep
very shortly, or they will be required to get one of
their "very
experienced" techie guys to sort out the problem, as
I
am an IT
manager and I have know idea what these cretins have
concocted. I was
amazed by the fob offs saying that it was not there
problem it must be
another program which is causing it, however I was
only installing SP2
everything else worked before.
All Micro$oft want is a monopoly and do not care
about
there users and
that they may have non micro$oft software aswell on
their machine.
Well I stick two fingers up at Micro$oft and will not
be installing
SP2 until they have a finished piece of work
.
.
J
Jupiter Jones [MVP]
If you would read the details of the tool, you would have your answer.
The tool was designed for the group that asked for the tool.
Business users that have lots of computers.
Read about the tool so you can understand before you make more
comments that show otherwise.
The tool was designed for the group that asked for the tool.
Business users that have lots of computers.
Read about the tool so you can understand before you make more
comments that show otherwise.
J
Jupiter Jones [MVP]
Wayne;
"They really do need to test these things properly"
SP-2 was possibly tested more than any other piece of software has in
the past.
Exactly what do you mean by the above statement?
How many windows XP computers in the world?
Now factor in that no two are identical.
How does Microsoft or anyone for that matter test something as big as
a Service Pack on all possible combinations?
Can not be done, impossible.
"I am an IT manager"
Really?
Then SP-2 should have had no surprises to you since your organization
has been testing SP-2 for at least several months to check for
compatibility issues.
"I am now thinking of not even bothering as it is more bother than it
is worth."
Fine, it is your computer.
But you make it sound like you are punishing Microsoft.
How is that?
"...that they may have non micro$oft software aswell on their
machine."
Nothing wrong with non Microsoft software as long as it is well
written.
For years software has been written taking advantage of what are now
vulnerabilities.
Microsoft has taken a big step and followed the demands of the IT
community to make Windows more secure.
Did you at least have a clean computer?
Was the computer ready for Windows XP?
Since your rant gave no details, it is impossible to know.
Start here:
http://www3.telus.net/dandemar/xpsp2.htm
http://www3.telus.net/dandemar/spackins.htm
"They really do need to test these things properly"
SP-2 was possibly tested more than any other piece of software has in
the past.
Exactly what do you mean by the above statement?
How many windows XP computers in the world?
Now factor in that no two are identical.
How does Microsoft or anyone for that matter test something as big as
a Service Pack on all possible combinations?
Can not be done, impossible.
"I am an IT manager"
Really?
Then SP-2 should have had no surprises to you since your organization
has been testing SP-2 for at least several months to check for
compatibility issues.
"I am now thinking of not even bothering as it is more bother than it
is worth."
Fine, it is your computer.
But you make it sound like you are punishing Microsoft.
How is that?
"...that they may have non micro$oft software aswell on their
machine."
Nothing wrong with non Microsoft software as long as it is well
written.
For years software has been written taking advantage of what are now
vulnerabilities.
Microsoft has taken a big step and followed the demands of the IT
community to make Windows more secure.
Did you at least have a clean computer?
Was the computer ready for Windows XP?
Since your rant gave no details, it is impossible to know.
Start here:
http://www3.telus.net/dandemar/xpsp2.htm
http://www3.telus.net/dandemar/spackins.htm
S
Sunny
Wayne said:
Nice troll, generated 27 replies over a 4hr period
T
Tom
Miss Perspicacia Tick said:
Why is this spamming? Many MVPs, or other frequenting experts here seem to simply give a link to their respective sites for advice, without giving anything in any real detail here. Would that not be spamming also, using your logic?
By the way, what the hell is "I Maybe if " supposed to mean?
I
Interrogative
Wayne said:
Worked perfectly fine on the XP machines I have updated.
I think that if that is the way you see it, you'd be better off calling
someone in to fix it for you.
M
Miss Perspicacia Tick
Steve said:
They do; as you would have known had you spent a nanosecond searching before
vomiting on to Usenet
What to Know (and Do) Before You Download and Install Windows XP Service
Pack 2
http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/sp2/sp2_whattoknow.mspx
It's also called 'common sense' but I wouldn't expect you to know anything
about that...
Does Daddy know you're using his computer and using language like that? Now
toddle off back to your PlayStation or XBox, do...
Er, no they haven't.
They have issued a
Yes, but not for the reasons you suggest/imply. The prevention is so that IT
managers (which Wayne here claims to be - but so obviously isn't) can make
sure their entire network/system base is thoroughly updated (and by that I
mean driver and software updates, as well as all the things MS recommend) it
has nothing to do with MS "admitting it isn't for everyone" - of course it's
"for everyone" every single computer in the world, running XP should install
SP2. Full stop. End of story.
It isn't "countering" anything. It's giving IT managers and network admins
time before implementation.
May I suggest you b*gger off and go drink a bottle of Harpic?!
W
Wayne
What are you some super IT technical guy who knows everything, you get
a life, you need one...
If you are that good you try and fix it if not then shut the hell up!
a life, you need one...
If you are that good you try and fix it if not then shut the hell up!
W
Wayne
You are some sort of moron, as all this had been done, and yet the
technical guys at microsoft still could not fix it so get off your
high horse of how I spell and shut the hell up if you have nothing
informative to say (This is not an english class!)
technical guys at microsoft still could not fix it so get off your
high horse of how I spell and shut the hell up if you have nothing
informative to say (This is not an english class!)
Miss Perspicacia Tick said:
W
Wayne
Yes but it is still bollox as the guys at microsoft support can not
even fix a toaster, as they had not got a clue. Anyway what system do
you use a speak and spell!
even fix a toaster, as they had not got a clue. Anyway what system do
you use a speak and spell!
W
Wayne
If you had listened in the first place yes I am an IT manager but this
is not being installed on a network machine it is a home PC.
is not being installed on a network machine it is a home PC.
W
Wayne
My machine was a brand new machine
Jupiter Jones said:
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NoNoBadDog!
You cannot spell. You cannot create a grammatically correct sentence. You
cannot follow the basic instructions for installing SP2. Your computer is
not properly maintained...and you say Microsoft produced an unfinished piece
of work? Then you try to pass yourself off as an IT person? Let's
review...
1. Can't spell.
2. Doesn't know the difference between "know" and "no" (i.e. I have know
idea).
3. Lies about being an IT manager (a real IT person would have backed up
*BEFORE* undertaking any service pack.
4. Cannot even muster up a decent rebuttal when slammed.
I agree with anonymous...You are in serious need of a life...
BTW, does it hurt walking around with that huge "L" stuck to your forehead?
Bobby
cannot follow the basic instructions for installing SP2. Your computer is
not properly maintained...and you say Microsoft produced an unfinished piece
of work? Then you try to pass yourself off as an IT person? Let's
review...
1. Can't spell.
2. Doesn't know the difference between "know" and "no" (i.e. I have know
idea).
3. Lies about being an IT manager (a real IT person would have backed up
*BEFORE* undertaking any service pack.
4. Cannot even muster up a decent rebuttal when slammed.
I agree with anonymous...You are in serious need of a life...
BTW, does it hurt walking around with that huge "L" stuck to your forehead?
Bobby
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cquirke (MVP Win9x)
On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 02:31:45 -1000, "NoNoBadDog!"
How well can you do either - say, in Russian?
English isn't everyone's first language...
How well can you do either - say, in Russian?
English isn't everyone's first language...
When your mind goes blank, remember to turn down the sound
N
NoNoBadDog!
The OP has English as his native language. BTW, I am fluent in 3 languages.
How many languages are you fluent in?
Bobby
How many languages are you fluent in?
Bobby
R
RobertPatrick
SP2 wrecked my PC.
All of a sudden my DVD-RW drive won't work. Nothing is able to fix it. I
uninstalled SP2. Still can't read or burn a DVD. Store bought DVDs won't
play,either. Then I did System Restore and that didn't work, either.
I think MS released SP2 knowing that it was a bunch of junk.
Now I have to haul my PC to the shop and PAY to have it fixed.
MS = more shit.
All of a sudden my DVD-RW drive won't work. Nothing is able to fix it. I
uninstalled SP2. Still can't read or burn a DVD. Store bought DVDs won't
play,either. Then I did System Restore and that didn't work, either.
I think MS released SP2 knowing that it was a bunch of junk.
Now I have to haul my PC to the shop and PAY to have it fixed.
MS = more shit.