Wooden CPUs

[Danny MacDonald]

Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good conductor of
electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard motherboard ?

 

[Richard Urban]

No problem. Just carve one out of a 2x4. Use a sharp exacto knife to
increase it's speed.

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[Nog]

Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good conductor
of electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard motherboard
?

Should work just fine if you know what you are doing. Like stand offs for
the motherboard so air can circulate behind it.

 

[Alan Smith]

Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good conductor
of electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard motherboard
?

A chip off the old block, if you can spare it.

 

[Leythos]

Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good conductor of
electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard motherboard ?

You can get Math Processors made of Wood - the Chinese used this
thousands of years ago, but the CPU was made of carbon, water, bone, and
flesh.

 

[Leythos]

Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good conductor of
electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard motherboard ?

Oh, I have a template for doing "C" "P" "U" on my router in wood also

 

[Guest]

Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good conductor of
electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard motherboard ?


Just adding another post, I need 10 to make a fence.

 

[Al]

I used balsa laminated with cedar, looks good and smells good too. It runs
at 5.8ghz too.

 

[shakey]

Sure then there would be no worry about virus attacks but the termites might
be bad.
SG

 

[Og]

Would is inherently a poor conductor, so you will need to soak it in a good
electrolyte in order to provide the electrons necessary to conduct
electricity.

steve

 

[cyberhonky]

Thank you so much for all your advise. I hadn't checked back for so
long that I forgot my account credentials. Anyway, I finally have
crafted my very first Wooden CPU and it screams along at 7.2 Ghz ! The
exacto knife works flawlessly for overclocking and soaking it in water
has incresed bus speed to over 2.0 Ghz...I know, I was amazed too.
Thanks again and now I have one more question....Is it possible to
make
video cards out of pop tarts? I'm almost sure I can but I'm a bit
concerned that the filling may leak and stain or worse yet perhaps
burn
the wooden CPU. ?

I know back in the "old" days the pop tarts were AGP compliant, but
i've not seen PCI-e compliant pop tarts. might have to wait for bit,
you'd hate for this to be the sys bottleneck

 

[billious]

Thank you so much for all your advise. I hadn't checked back for so
long that I forgot my account credentials. Anyway, I finally have
crafted my very first Wooden CPU and it screams along at 7.2 Ghz ! The
exacto knife works flawlessly for overclocking and soaking it in water
has incresed bus speed to over 2.0 Ghz...I know, I was amazed too.
Thanks again and now I have one more question....Is it possible to make
video cards out of pop tarts? I'm almost sure I can but I'm a bit
concerned that the filling may leak and stain or worse yet perhaps burn
the wooden CPU. ?

Unlikely.

Wooden CPUs are usually only affected by organic matter.

....Bill

 

[vz07mk]

Would is inherently a poor conductor, so you will need to soak it in a
good
electrolyte in order to provide the electrons necessary to conduct
electricity.

steve

"Danny MacDonald" (e-mail address removed) wrote in message
Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good
conductor
of electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard
motherboard
?
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Thank you so much for all your advise. I hadn't checked back for so
long that I forgot my account credentials. Anyway, I finally have
crafted my very first Wooden CPU and it screams along at 7.2 Ghz ! The
exacto knife works flawlessly for overclocking and soaking it in water
has incresed bus speed to over 2.0 Ghz...I know, I was amazed too.
Thanks again and now I have one more question....Is it possible to make
video cards out of pop tarts? I'm almost sure I can but I'm a bit
concerned that the filling may leak and stain or worse yet perhaps burn
the wooden CPU. ?

 

[guestuser]

Unlikely.

Wooden CPUs are usually only affected by organic matter.

...Bill

You want to use the most dense wood available. Oak, or better still, the
exotics like Ironwood or Zebrawood. Their inherently dense structure allows
for more data to be processed. Speeds of over 9.3 GHz have been claimed by
Japanese researchers using experimental motherboards cast from molten rock
and cold-cured in snowbanks on the flanks of Mt. Fuji. Their
state-of-the-art production facilities are on the cutting edge of
technology.

 

[Wesley Vogel]

Since pop tarts have the same half-life as uranium, they would sure last a
long time as video cards. I am pretty sure that they would outlast your
Wooden CPU.

You may want to also consider using Twinkies for RAM, they would certainly
outlast the pop tarts.

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[vz07mk]

Thanks Wesley. Twinkies for RAM eh....humm Do you know if they will wor
with an 800Mhz FSB?

 

[Wesley Vogel]

:-D

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