Will OJ's defense team use Vista or Ubuntu

[Johnny Cochran]

I was wondering if OJ's new defense team will be using Vista or Ubuntu on
their laptops. If they use Ubuntu, they will be isolated from the rest of
the world. Imagine trying to compose complicated documents that can't be
read using a Windows solution.

Imagine spending all your time trying to configure Ubuntu and learn how it
works, learn the command line syntax instead of defending their client.

If they really want to work efficiently, they need Vista or XP and not
Ubuntu.

 

[ray]

I was wondering if OJ's new defense team will be using Vista or Ubuntu on
their laptops. If they use Ubuntu, they will be isolated from the rest of
the world. Imagine trying to compose complicated documents that can't be
read using a Windows solution.

Why would they have to do that? They could just as well compose them using
OpenOffice, save as .doc and no one would ever know the difference.

Imagine spending all your time trying to configure Ubuntu and learn how it
works, learn the command line syntax instead of defending their client.

Why would they have to do that? No command line syntax required. If you
prefer to do your daily functions, sys admin, whatever using GUI tools,
you can certainly do that with Ubuntu.

If they really want to work efficiently, they need Vista or XP and not
Ubuntu.

Why is that? It would look like, at least, they would avoid the BSOD's.

 

[Kelton]

Neither of the systems mentioned above will be used.
Microsoft and Novell have teamed up to create gloveOS.
O.J. will be acquitted.

 

[Kelton]

Neither of the systems mentioned above will be used.
Microsoft and Novell have teamed up to create gloveOS.
O.J. will be acquitted.

For those who are prone to defending OS makers
and OS users I offer this mitigating follow-up:

My quip about gloveOS was not aimed at
Microsoft, Novell, Ubuntu, anyone connected
with GNU/Linux, anyone connected with
the FSF, the DOJ, the FBI, the CIA, or the
supposedly defunct KGB. It is aimed squarely
at O.J. Simpson, his attorneys, and everyone
who thinks that O.J. was not involved in the murder
of Nicole Simpson and/or that he is not guilty
of the current allegations.