Vistabulary update - 31/7/2006 wordcount: 81


J

John Jay Smith

New words: (see older ones below) - thanks to all contributers...! Credits
for words here : http://vistabulary.computerboom.com

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Vistafy: An effort to make other operating systems look like vista.

Vistiful: Full of longing or unfulfilled desire for what might have been.

VistaByte: The amount of ram needed for vista to run smoothly equal to a
vistillion MB. (see VistaWord number 14)

ViFi: Wireless networking in Vista that refuses to be encrypted and gives
limited or no connectivity.

Vistanyte: Meteors or rocks that are from the star Vistar that blew up, and
are destructive to Vista PC's. (see Kryptonite)

Vistambulate: 1 - verb
to walk through, roam, stroll or inspect on foot particular features or
a feature in Vista

2 - verb
to produce Vista ghosts, discharge Vista images from the image source


VistaCrat: One who totally enjoys the wealth of adventure and knowledge in
Beta Testing


VistaGo, VistaGoGo , VistaGoGoGo:
These two words have the same ancestry: VistaGo
But whereas VistaGoGoGo is related to developers in making Vista (all or
in parts) available VistaGoGo is usually related to those downloading or
otherwise installing the parts (some or all) made available. These are
closely related terms.

Example #1:
Developer: VistaGoGoGo on build ABCD will be week commencing dd/mm

Recipient: VistaGoGo on date dd/mm

Example #2:
This is almost contrary to the definition where both developers and
users exclaim VistaGoGoGo once new or newer drivers are made available
or indeed custom and bespoke software is made available for all to use.

Developer and/or User: Wow today is a VistaGoGoGo day - new printer
drivers (**) are on the net

(** or indeed video card drivers or ... )



Visaster: how could you uninstall an operating system from within another
operating system.
it could conceivably make sense if you were running vista encapsulated in a
virtual PC, but even then it's still outside the domain of XP's installed
programs list.

Visatality: ...is what you lose after guessing when RC1 will get out of the
door

Vistraction: Leaving the NG to listen to naughty phone messages in response
to spam posts.

Vistaffeine, Vistacaf: Vistaffeine - He who enjoys Windows Vista installed
on a laptop over a cup
of goumet coffee at Peet's or at Seattle's Best or at Starbuck's.

Vistacaf, for those who drink decaf.

Half-decaf, low foam, half milk, nonfat, tall mocca vistaffeine - Starbucks
customer empowered with Windows Vista.

Darth Vistator: A fictional Character who wants to take over the galaxy by
installing vista on all enemy starship computers so they can crash...

Vistugly: How many people characterize the new vista "aero glass" GUI


-------------
http://vistabulary.computerboom.com
What is this page?
This page is dedicated to new words created with combination with the word
VISTA that is the new Operating System by Microsoft. This page will be
organized into a database later on.
I created this page so that credit can go to the creator of the word,
along with the original meaning attached to the word.
If you want to submit new words please do so here

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Vistology: talking about vista = the science of the study of the OS
Trivia: apparently this word was not new since a site with that name
already existed: http://vistology.com

Vistaphile: one having an affinity for or a strong attraction to Vista

Vistosis: Is a sickness with nausea and upset stomach.
(also loss of hair and se**ual incompetence has been observed in some
occasions) caused by the use of the unfriendly GUI of vista

Added: Cure for vistosis
Avoid Alpha and Beta radiation for as long as you can.
Take 2 XPills before bed,
and drink lots of OSX juice... (a glass of apple juice a day takes a doctor
away).
Perhaps some poultry, from polar icy locations is better than red meat.

;-)

Vistaphobia: an exaggerated usually inexplicable and illogical fear of Vista

Vistafied: I've been Vistafied!! i.e what o.s are you using???
Are you dualbooting or what???
Response: Nope not dualbooting; I'm 100% Vistafied ;)

vistaphilia: The realisation that the only reason to update to Office 2007
will be that Clippit has probably been put to rest.

vistagial: Comes from the word vestigial in biology
http://www.answers.com/topic/vestigial
It means an operating system you have outgrown and you no longer need.
(rudimentary or degenerate)
:)

Vistirior: (meaning you feel your brain is inferior to an OS like Vista :))

VistaBabe: A nice looking girl who is wearing shinny plastic transparent
bikini,
and wearing shiny black glasses, sitting in a lawn with tall grass...
Clear Blue sky over head....

vistoogling: searching for things about vista on Google...
or using vista to search on Google\\

Vistake: The process of installing Vista beta without bothering to read
anything
about it first, and then posting a zillion times asking how to uninstall
it.

Vistaril: Vistaril =
Hydroxyzine pamoate =
1-(p-chlorobenzhydryl)
4- [ 2- (2-hydroxyethoxy) ethyl]
diethylenediamine salt of
1,1'- methylene bis
(2 hydroxy-3-naphthalene
carboxylic acid).
Use:
For symptomatic relief of anxiety and
tension associated with psychoneurosis
and as an adjunct in organic disease
states in which anxiety is manifested.
Side effects:
http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic2/vistaril_ad.htm
dry mouth, drowsiness, tremor and
convulsions, headache, hallucination

Vistable: Can be installed on vista and is compatible with glass aero...
addition:
can be used for hardware too... for example display adaptors that can work
with aero glass...
its vistable!

Vistillion: Vistillion
Is a gigantic number.
A googol is 10 in the power of 100 (thats a 1, with 100 zeros after it)
a googolplex is 10 in the power of a googol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googol
a Vistillion dwarfs these numbers...
a Vistillion is a googolplex in the power of a googolplex, and is equal to
the amount of RAM needed for vista to run smoothly (in megabytes)
vistarrhea: Suffering from a watered down Vista experience. The only cure is
the new build that will come out the following week.

Vistabulary
Created for this page. It means vocabulary with vista words.

Vistagist: designer of Windows Aero (Authentic, Energetic, Reflective and
Open)

Vistatized: You suddenly realize you've just spent the past hour staring at
the glass borders.

Visticky: Your computer that is running Vista is all sticky from
accidentally poured beverage.

Vinstainious Boot: Instantaneous boot with the new flash ram technology

Vistabation: When... you need a girlfriend or a life.

Vistagra: A pill you will need if you find the above

Vistovation: Useless feature of windows vista, Microsoft thoughts as
innovation

Vistinity: In close proximity (in the near vicinity) to a vista computer

Vistigo: Like Vertigo.. dizziness from too many hours in front of a vista
computer.

Vistaoyuer: One who views his neighbors Vista through his telescope

Beesta: When your PC for no apparent reason starts to hum like a bee

Visyphus: Mythical character who spent eternity rolling a huge rock uphill
in a vain
attempt to turn Vista into Windows XP.

visanthrope: One who hates or mistrusts Vista.

Vistinnabulation: The ringing sound that you will hear from the help desk
phone when all the
users finally get upgraded to Vista.

Vistagrate: When your friends suck up to you just so you'll let them use
your new Vista machine

Vistingy: When you are so stingy you want to pay as little as you can for a
vista capable PC.

Vistacalifragilisticexpialidocious: Latest hit by Mary Popup and the UACs.

vistarrhea: suffering from a watered down Vista experience. The only cure is
the new build that will come out the following week.

vistamateur: A vista newbie

vistanoid: robot running vista

vistallergy: Allergy to Vista

antiVistamine: for those who are allergic to vista

vistyware: spyware for vista

VistaBeast: A human Vista supporter who behaves like an brute and animal

vistuperman: super vista user

vistupid: cannot understand how vista works

Vistalgic: Someone who is used to having Vista on his pc
and now feels nostalgic.

Vistrology: predicting vista behavior

Vistoovie: a Newsgroup user who complains about too many posted vistawords

Vestart: When you have to restart

Vistuck; Vistyfreeze: When vista freezes

Vistapple, Mistac, (mistake?) VistaMac, Vistac: A Mac that can run Vista

Vistokemon : Japanese version of vista

vistanbul: A vista Turkish language pack (mui)

Vistro: A Linux distribution with a similar look to Vista

visisectionist: One who dissects Vista betas looking dubious maladies like
"bloat".

Vistacide: ts a pesticide for bugs that are in Vista

vistoned: high on vista

unvistevable: when something odd happens on vista

VooDooVista: Having a 3D character resembling someone on your screen and
torturing it.

vistaganda: Attempt to make everyone use vista

Vistorrent: Downloading Vista from Torrent

Vystem Vistore: Using System restore on Vista

Vinstant Messaging: Instant Messaging on Vista

Vistruggle: A struggle to install Vista on a computer

vista morgana: optical illusion of final version of Vista
fata morgana:
http://www.icogitate.com/~ergosum/essays/vtth/

Viserious: Doing something serious with Vista

vistarionovich: A dictator - a person who brutally forces other people to
upgrade to Vista
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Stalin

Vistaguese: Portuguese Language pack for Vista

Vistinium: The element 115 on the periodic table. This has been noted by
Bob Lazar that this element is used by UFO's as their propulsion system.
Unfortunately like vista crashes so did the Roswell UFO crash.
http://www.gravitywarpdrive.com/Element_115.htm
http://www.boblazar.com/

AstaLaVista Baby: Saying farewell to vista & formatting your hard drive to
install Linux

Vistassic period: It is similar to the Jurassic period of time when lizards
grew to gigantic proportions to become Dinosaurs. Here Windows has grown to
the same gigantic, slow and dumb proportions.
 
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J

Jeff

John,
Hey,
Vistafy is from my original; Vistafied;
Jeff-lol
John Jay Smith said:
New words: (see older ones below) - thanks to all contributers...!
Credits for words here : http://vistabulary.computerboom.com

-----------

Vistafy: An effort to make other operating systems look like vista.

Vistiful: Full of longing or unfulfilled desire for what might have been.

VistaByte: The amount of ram needed for vista to run smoothly equal to a
vistillion MB. (see VistaWord number 14)

ViFi: Wireless networking in Vista that refuses to be encrypted and gives
limited or no connectivity.

Vistanyte: Meteors or rocks that are from the star Vistar that blew up,
and are destructive to Vista PC's. (see Kryptonite)

Vistambulate: 1 - verb
to walk through, roam, stroll or inspect on foot particular features or
a feature in Vista

2 - verb
to produce Vista ghosts, discharge Vista images from the image source


VistaCrat: One who totally enjoys the wealth of adventure and knowledge in
Beta Testing


VistaGo, VistaGoGo , VistaGoGoGo:
These two words have the same ancestry: VistaGo
But whereas VistaGoGoGo is related to developers in making Vista (all or
in parts) available VistaGoGo is usually related to those downloading or
otherwise installing the parts (some or all) made available. These are
closely related terms.

Example #1:
Developer: VistaGoGoGo on build ABCD will be week commencing dd/mm

Recipient: VistaGoGo on date dd/mm

Example #2:
This is almost contrary to the definition where both developers and
users exclaim VistaGoGoGo once new or newer drivers are made available
or indeed custom and bespoke software is made available for all to use.

Developer and/or User: Wow today is a VistaGoGoGo day - new printer
drivers (**) are on the net

(** or indeed video card drivers or ... )



Visaster: how could you uninstall an operating system from within another
operating system.
it could conceivably make sense if you were running vista encapsulated in
a virtual PC, but even then it's still outside the domain of XP's
installed programs list.

Visatality: ...is what you lose after guessing when RC1 will get out of
the door

Vistraction: Leaving the NG to listen to naughty phone messages in
response to spam posts.

Vistaffeine, Vistacaf: Vistaffeine - He who enjoys Windows Vista installed
on a laptop over a cup
of goumet coffee at Peet's or at Seattle's Best or at Starbuck's.

Vistacaf, for those who drink decaf.

Half-decaf, low foam, half milk, nonfat, tall mocca vistaffeine -
Starbucks
customer empowered with Windows Vista.

Darth Vistator: A fictional Character who wants to take over the galaxy by
installing vista on all enemy starship computers so they can crash...

Vistugly: How many people characterize the new vista "aero glass" GUI


-------------
http://vistabulary.computerboom.com
What is this page?
This page is dedicated to new words created with combination with the word
VISTA that is the new Operating System by Microsoft. This page will be
organized into a database later on.
I created this page so that credit can go to the creator of the word,
along with the original meaning attached to the word.
If you want to submit new words please do so here

--------

Vistology: talking about vista = the science of the study of the OS
Trivia: apparently this word was not new since a site with that name
already existed: http://vistology.com

Vistaphile: one having an affinity for or a strong attraction to Vista

Vistosis: Is a sickness with nausea and upset stomach.
(also loss of hair and se**ual incompetence has been observed in some
occasions) caused by the use of the unfriendly GUI of vista

Added: Cure for vistosis
Avoid Alpha and Beta radiation for as long as you can.
Take 2 XPills before bed,
and drink lots of OSX juice... (a glass of apple juice a day takes a
doctor
away).
Perhaps some poultry, from polar icy locations is better than red meat.

;-)

Vistaphobia: an exaggerated usually inexplicable and illogical fear of
Vista

Vistafied: I've been Vistafied!! i.e what o.s are you using???
Are you dualbooting or what???
Response: Nope not dualbooting; I'm 100% Vistafied ;)

vistaphilia: The realisation that the only reason to update to Office 2007
will be that Clippit has probably been put to rest.

vistagial: Comes from the word vestigial in biology
http://www.answers.com/topic/vestigial
It means an operating system you have outgrown and you no longer need.
(rudimentary or degenerate)
:)

Vistirior: (meaning you feel your brain is inferior to an OS like Vista
:))

VistaBabe: A nice looking girl who is wearing shinny plastic transparent
bikini,
and wearing shiny black glasses, sitting in a lawn with tall grass...
Clear Blue sky over head....

vistoogling: searching for things about vista on Google...
or using vista to search on Google\\

Vistake: The process of installing Vista beta without bothering to read
anything
about it first, and then posting a zillion times asking how to uninstall
it.

Vistaril: Vistaril =
Hydroxyzine pamoate =
1-(p-chlorobenzhydryl)
4- [ 2- (2-hydroxyethoxy) ethyl]
diethylenediamine salt of
1,1'- methylene bis
(2 hydroxy-3-naphthalene
carboxylic acid).
Use:
For symptomatic relief of anxiety and
tension associated with psychoneurosis
and as an adjunct in organic disease
states in which anxiety is manifested.
Side effects:
http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic2/vistaril_ad.htm
dry mouth, drowsiness, tremor and
convulsions, headache, hallucination

Vistable: Can be installed on vista and is compatible with glass aero...
addition:
can be used for hardware too... for example display adaptors that can
work
with aero glass...
its vistable!

Vistillion: Vistillion
Is a gigantic number.
A googol is 10 in the power of 100 (thats a 1, with 100 zeros after it)
a googolplex is 10 in the power of a googol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googol
a Vistillion dwarfs these numbers...
a Vistillion is a googolplex in the power of a googolplex, and is equal
to
the amount of RAM needed for vista to run smoothly (in megabytes)
vistarrhea: Suffering from a watered down Vista experience. The only cure
is
the new build that will come out the following week.

Vistabulary
Created for this page. It means vocabulary with vista words.

Vistagist: designer of Windows Aero (Authentic, Energetic, Reflective and
Open)

Vistatized: You suddenly realize you've just spent the past hour staring
at
the glass borders.

Visticky: Your computer that is running Vista is all sticky from
accidentally poured beverage.

Vinstainious Boot: Instantaneous boot with the new flash ram technology

Vistabation: When... you need a girlfriend or a life.

Vistagra: A pill you will need if you find the above

Vistovation: Useless feature of windows vista, Microsoft thoughts as
innovation

Vistinity: In close proximity (in the near vicinity) to a vista computer

Vistigo: Like Vertigo.. dizziness from too many hours in front of a vista
computer.

Vistaoyuer: One who views his neighbors Vista through his telescope

Beesta: When your PC for no apparent reason starts to hum like a bee

Visyphus: Mythical character who spent eternity rolling a huge rock uphill
in a vain
attempt to turn Vista into Windows XP.

visanthrope: One who hates or mistrusts Vista.

Vistinnabulation: The ringing sound that you will hear from the help desk
phone when all the
users finally get upgraded to Vista.

Vistagrate: When your friends suck up to you just so you'll let them use
your new Vista machine

Vistingy: When you are so stingy you want to pay as little as you can for
a
vista capable PC.

Vistacalifragilisticexpialidocious: Latest hit by Mary Popup and the UACs.

vistarrhea: suffering from a watered down Vista experience. The only cure
is
the new build that will come out the following week.

vistamateur: A vista newbie

vistanoid: robot running vista

vistallergy: Allergy to Vista

antiVistamine: for those who are allergic to vista

vistyware: spyware for vista

VistaBeast: A human Vista supporter who behaves like an brute and animal

vistuperman: super vista user

vistupid: cannot understand how vista works

Vistalgic: Someone who is used to having Vista on his pc
and now feels nostalgic.

Vistrology: predicting vista behavior

Vistoovie: a Newsgroup user who complains about too many posted vistawords

Vestart: When you have to restart

Vistuck; Vistyfreeze: When vista freezes

Vistapple, Mistac, (mistake?) VistaMac, Vistac: A Mac that can run Vista

Vistokemon : Japanese version of vista

vistanbul: A vista Turkish language pack (mui)

Vistro: A Linux distribution with a similar look to Vista

visisectionist: One who dissects Vista betas looking dubious maladies like
"bloat".

Vistacide: ts a pesticide for bugs that are in Vista

vistoned: high on vista

unvistevable: when something odd happens on vista

VooDooVista: Having a 3D character resembling someone on your screen and
torturing it.

vistaganda: Attempt to make everyone use vista

Vistorrent: Downloading Vista from Torrent

Vystem Vistore: Using System restore on Vista

Vinstant Messaging: Instant Messaging on Vista

Vistruggle: A struggle to install Vista on a computer

vista morgana: optical illusion of final version of Vista
fata morgana:
http://www.icogitate.com/~ergosum/essays/vtth/

Viserious: Doing something serious with Vista

vistarionovich: A dictator - a person who brutally forces other people to
upgrade to Vista
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Stalin

Vistaguese: Portuguese Language pack for Vista

Vistinium: The element 115 on the periodic table. This has been noted by
Bob Lazar that this element is used by UFO's as their propulsion system.
Unfortunately like vista crashes so did the Roswell UFO crash.
http://www.gravitywarpdrive.com/Element_115.htm
http://www.boblazar.com/

AstaLaVista Baby: Saying farewell to vista & formatting your hard drive to
install Linux

Vistassic period: It is similar to the Jurassic period of time when
lizards
grew to gigantic proportions to become Dinosaurs. Here Windows has grown
to
the same gigantic, slow and dumb proportions.
 
M

Mario Rosario

Vistanix, pronounced Vista nics, noun, those who ditched Windows Vista in
preference of OS X, Linux or UNIX and its aliases.

John Jay Smith said:
New words: (see older ones below) - thanks to all contributers...! Credits
for words here : http://vistabulary.computerboom.com

-----------

Vistafy: An effort to make other operating systems look like vista.

Vistiful: Full of longing or unfulfilled desire for what might have been.

VistaByte: The amount of ram needed for vista to run smoothly equal to a
vistillion MB. (see VistaWord number 14)

ViFi: Wireless networking in Vista that refuses to be encrypted and gives
limited or no connectivity.

Vistanyte: Meteors or rocks that are from the star Vistar that blew up, and
are destructive to Vista PC's. (see Kryptonite)

Vistambulate: 1 - verb
to walk through, roam, stroll or inspect on foot particular features or
a feature in Vista

2 - verb
to produce Vista ghosts, discharge Vista images from the image source


VistaCrat: One who totally enjoys the wealth of adventure and knowledge in
Beta Testing


VistaGo, VistaGoGo , VistaGoGoGo:
These two words have the same ancestry: VistaGo
But whereas VistaGoGoGo is related to developers in making Vista (all or
in parts) available VistaGoGo is usually related to those downloading or
otherwise installing the parts (some or all) made available. These are
closely related terms.

Example #1:
Developer: VistaGoGoGo on build ABCD will be week commencing dd/mm

Recipient: VistaGoGo on date dd/mm

Example #2:
This is almost contrary to the definition where both developers and
users exclaim VistaGoGoGo once new or newer drivers are made available
or indeed custom and bespoke software is made available for all to use.

Developer and/or User: Wow today is a VistaGoGoGo day - new printer
drivers (**) are on the net

(** or indeed video card drivers or ... )



Visaster: how could you uninstall an operating system from within another
operating system.
it could conceivably make sense if you were running vista encapsulated in a
virtual PC, but even then it's still outside the domain of XP's installed
programs list.

Visatality: ...is what you lose after guessing when RC1 will get out of the
door

Vistraction: Leaving the NG to listen to naughty phone messages in response
to spam posts.

Vistaffeine, Vistacaf: Vistaffeine - He who enjoys Windows Vista installed
on a laptop over a cup
of goumet coffee at Peet's or at Seattle's Best or at Starbuck's.

Vistacaf, for those who drink decaf.

Half-decaf, low foam, half milk, nonfat, tall mocca vistaffeine - Starbucks
customer empowered with Windows Vista.

Darth Vistator: A fictional Character who wants to take over the galaxy by
installing vista on all enemy starship computers so they can crash...

Vistugly: How many people characterize the new vista "aero glass" GUI


-------------
http://vistabulary.computerboom.com
What is this page?
This page is dedicated to new words created with combination with the word
VISTA that is the new Operating System by Microsoft. This page will be
organized into a database later on.
I created this page so that credit can go to the creator of the word,
along with the original meaning attached to the word.
If you want to submit new words please do so here

--------

Vistology: talking about vista = the science of the study of the OS
Trivia: apparently this word was not new since a site with that name
already existed: http://vistology.com

Vistaphile: one having an affinity for or a strong attraction to Vista

Vistosis: Is a sickness with nausea and upset stomach.
(also loss of hair and se**ual incompetence has been observed in some
occasions) caused by the use of the unfriendly GUI of vista

Added: Cure for vistosis
Avoid Alpha and Beta radiation for as long as you can.
Take 2 XPills before bed,
and drink lots of OSX juice... (a glass of apple juice a day takes a doctor
away).
Perhaps some poultry, from polar icy locations is better than red meat.

;-)

Vistaphobia: an exaggerated usually inexplicable and illogical fear of Vista

Vistafied: I've been Vistafied!! i.e what o.s are you using???
Are you dualbooting or what???
Response: Nope not dualbooting; I'm 100% Vistafied ;)

vistaphilia: The realisation that the only reason to update to Office 2007
will be that Clippit has probably been put to rest.

vistagial: Comes from the word vestigial in biology
http://www.answers.com/topic/vestigial
It means an operating system you have outgrown and you no longer need.
(rudimentary or degenerate)
:)

Vistirior: (meaning you feel your brain is inferior to an OS like Vista :))

VistaBabe: A nice looking girl who is wearing shinny plastic transparent
bikini,
and wearing shiny black glasses, sitting in a lawn with tall grass...
Clear Blue sky over head....

vistoogling: searching for things about vista on Google...
or using vista to search on Google\\

Vistake: The process of installing Vista beta without bothering to read
anything
about it first, and then posting a zillion times asking how to uninstall
it.

Vistaril: Vistaril =
Hydroxyzine pamoate =
1-(p-chlorobenzhydryl)
4- [ 2- (2-hydroxyethoxy) ethyl]
diethylenediamine salt of
1,1'- methylene bis
(2 hydroxy-3-naphthalene
carboxylic acid).
Use:
For symptomatic relief of anxiety and
tension associated with psychoneurosis
and as an adjunct in organic disease
states in which anxiety is manifested.
Side effects:
http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic2/vistaril_ad.htm
dry mouth, drowsiness, tremor and
convulsions, headache, hallucination

Vistable: Can be installed on vista and is compatible with glass aero...
addition:
can be used for hardware too... for example display adaptors that can work
with aero glass...
its vistable!

Vistillion: Vistillion
Is a gigantic number.
A googol is 10 in the power of 100 (thats a 1, with 100 zeros after it)
a googolplex is 10 in the power of a googol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googol
a Vistillion dwarfs these numbers...
a Vistillion is a googolplex in the power of a googolplex, and is equal to
the amount of RAM needed for vista to run smoothly (in megabytes)
vistarrhea: Suffering from a watered down Vista experience. The only cure is
the new build that will come out the following week.

Vistabulary
Created for this page. It means vocabulary with vista words.

Vistagist: designer of Windows Aero (Authentic, Energetic, Reflective and
Open)

Vistatized: You suddenly realize you've just spent the past hour staring at
the glass borders.

Visticky: Your computer that is running Vista is all sticky from
accidentally poured beverage.

Vinstainious Boot: Instantaneous boot with the new flash ram technology

Vistabation: When... you need a girlfriend or a life.

Vistagra: A pill you will need if you find the above

Vistovation: Useless feature of windows vista, Microsoft thoughts as
innovation

Vistinity: In close proximity (in the near vicinity) to a vista computer

Vistigo: Like Vertigo.. dizziness from too many hours in front of a vista
computer.

Vistaoyuer: One who views his neighbors Vista through his telescope

Beesta: When your PC for no apparent reason starts to hum like a bee

Visyphus: Mythical character who spent eternity rolling a huge rock uphill
in a vain
attempt to turn Vista into Windows XP.

visanthrope: One who hates or mistrusts Vista.

Vistinnabulation: The ringing sound that you will hear from the help desk
phone when all the
users finally get upgraded to Vista.

Vistagrate: When your friends suck up to you just so you'll let them use
your new Vista machine

Vistingy: When you are so stingy you want to pay as little as you can for a
vista capable PC.

Vistacalifragilisticexpialidocious: Latest hit by Mary Popup and the UACs.

vistarrhea: suffering from a watered down Vista experience. The only cure is
the new build that will come out the following week.

vistamateur: A vista newbie

vistanoid: robot running vista

vistallergy: Allergy to Vista

antiVistamine: for those who are allergic to vista

vistyware: spyware for vista

VistaBeast: A human Vista supporter who behaves like an brute and animal

vistuperman: super vista user

vistupid: cannot understand how vista works

Vistalgic: Someone who is used to having Vista on his pc
and now feels nostalgic.

Vistrology: predicting vista behavior

Vistoovie: a Newsgroup user who complains about too many posted vistawords

Vestart: When you have to restart

Vistuck; Vistyfreeze: When vista freezes

Vistapple, Mistac, (mistake?) VistaMac, Vistac: A Mac that can run Vista

Vistokemon : Japanese version of vista

vistanbul: A vista Turkish language pack (mui)

Vistro: A Linux distribution with a similar look to Vista

visisectionist: One who dissects Vista betas looking dubious maladies like
"bloat".

Vistacide: ts a pesticide for bugs that are in Vista

vistoned: high on vista

unvistevable: when something odd happens on vista

VooDooVista: Having a 3D character resembling someone on your screen and
torturing it.

vistaganda: Attempt to make everyone use vista

Vistorrent: Downloading Vista from Torrent

Vystem Vistore: Using System restore on Vista

Vinstant Messaging: Instant Messaging on Vista

Vistruggle: A struggle to install Vista on a computer

vista morgana: optical illusion of final version of Vista
fata morgana:
http://www.icogitate.com/~ergosum/essays/vtth/

Viserious: Doing something serious with Vista

vistarionovich: A dictator - a person who brutally forces other people to
upgrade to Vista
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Stalin

Vistaguese: Portuguese Language pack for Vista

Vistinium: The element 115 on the periodic table. This has been noted by
Bob Lazar that this element is used by UFO's as their propulsion system.
Unfortunately like vista crashes so did the Roswell UFO crash.
http://www.gravitywarpdrive.com/Element_115.htm
http://www.boblazar.com/

AstaLaVista Baby: Saying farewell to vista & formatting your hard drive to
install Linux

Vistassic period: It is similar to the Jurassic period of time when lizards
grew to gigantic proportions to become Dinosaurs. Here Windows has grown to
the same gigantic, slow and dumb proportions.
 
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I think youmay have missed this one based on Henry V:

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers and sisters akin;
For those to-day that installs Vista with us
Shall be my brother and my sister thus;
be the one ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle their condition:
And gentlefolk around the globe now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhood or womanhood cheap whiles any speaks
That installed with us upon Vista's day.


New words: (see older ones below) - thanks to all contributers...! Credits
for words here : http://vistabulary.computerboom.com

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Vistafy: An effort to make other operating systems look like vista.

Vistiful: Full of longing or unfulfilled desire for what might have been.

VistaByte: The amount of ram needed for vista to run smoothly equal to a
vistillion MB. (see VistaWord number 14)

ViFi: Wireless networking in Vista that refuses to be encrypted and gives
limited or no connectivity.

Vistanyte: Meteors or rocks that are from the star Vistar that blew up, and
are destructive to Vista PC's. (see Kryptonite)

Vistambulate: 1 - verb
to walk through, roam, stroll or inspect on foot particular features or
a feature in Vista

2 - verb
to produce Vista ghosts, discharge Vista images from the image source


VistaCrat: One who totally enjoys the wealth of adventure and knowledge in
Beta Testing


VistaGo, VistaGoGo , VistaGoGoGo:
These two words have the same ancestry: VistaGo
But whereas VistaGoGoGo is related to developers in making Vista (all or
in parts) available VistaGoGo is usually related to those downloading or
otherwise installing the parts (some or all) made available. These are
closely related terms.

Example #1:
Developer: VistaGoGoGo on build ABCD will be week commencing dd/mm

Recipient: VistaGoGo on date dd/mm

Example #2:
This is almost contrary to the definition where both developers and
users exclaim VistaGoGoGo once new or newer drivers are made available
or indeed custom and bespoke software is made available for all to use.

Developer and/or User: Wow today is a VistaGoGoGo day - new printer
drivers (**) are on the net

(** or indeed video card drivers or ... )



Visaster: how could you uninstall an operating system from within another
operating system.
it could conceivably make sense if you were running vista encapsulated in a
virtual PC, but even then it's still outside the domain of XP's installed
programs list.

Visatality: ...is what you lose after guessing when RC1 will get out of the
door

Vistraction: Leaving the NG to listen to naughty phone messages in response
to spam posts.

Vistaffeine, Vistacaf: Vistaffeine - He who enjoys Windows Vista installed
on a laptop over a cup
of goumet coffee at Peet's or at Seattle's Best or at Starbuck's.

Vistacaf, for those who drink decaf.

Half-decaf, low foam, half milk, nonfat, tall mocca vistaffeine - Starbucks
customer empowered with Windows Vista.

Darth Vistator: A fictional Character who wants to take over the galaxy by
installing vista on all enemy starship computers so they can crash...

Vistugly: How many people characterize the new vista "aero glass" GUI


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http://vistabulary.computerboom.com
What is this page?
This page is dedicated to new words created with combination with the word
VISTA that is the new Operating System by Microsoft. This page will be
organized into a database later on.
I created this page so that credit can go to the creator of the word,
along with the original meaning attached to the word.
If you want to submit new words please do so here

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Vistology: talking about vista = the science of the study of the OS
Trivia: apparently this word was not new since a site with that name
already existed: http://vistology.com

Vistaphile: one having an affinity for or a strong attraction to Vista

Vistosis: Is a sickness with nausea and upset stomach.
(also loss of hair and se**ual incompetence has been observed in some
occasions) caused by the use of the unfriendly GUI of vista

Added: Cure for vistosis
Avoid Alpha and Beta radiation for as long as you can.
Take 2 XPills before bed,
and drink lots of OSX juice... (a glass of apple juice a day takes a doctor
away).
Perhaps some poultry, from polar icy locations is better than red meat.

;-)

Vistaphobia: an exaggerated usually inexplicable and illogical fear of Vista

Vistafied: I've been Vistafied!! i.e what o.s are you using???
Are you dualbooting or what???
Response: Nope not dualbooting; I'm 100% Vistafied ;)

vistaphilia: The realisation that the only reason to update to Office 2007
will be that Clippit has probably been put to rest.

vistagial: Comes from the word vestigial in biology
http://www.answers.com/topic/vestigial
It means an operating system you have outgrown and you no longer need.
(rudimentary or degenerate)
:)

Vistirior: (meaning you feel your brain is inferior to an OS like Vista :))

VistaBabe: A nice looking girl who is wearing shinny plastic transparent
bikini,
and wearing shiny black glasses, sitting in a lawn with tall grass...
Clear Blue sky over head....

vistoogling: searching for things about vista on Google...
or using vista to search on Google\\

Vistake: The process of installing Vista beta without bothering to read
anything
about it first, and then posting a zillion times asking how to uninstall
it.

Vistaril: Vistaril =
Hydroxyzine pamoate =
1-(p-chlorobenzhydryl)
4- [ 2- (2-hydroxyethoxy) ethyl]
diethylenediamine salt of
1,1'- methylene bis
(2 hydroxy-3-naphthalene
carboxylic acid).
Use:
For symptomatic relief of anxiety and
tension associated with psychoneurosis
and as an adjunct in organic disease
states in which anxiety is manifested.
Side effects:
http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic2/vistaril_ad.htm
dry mouth, drowsiness, tremor and
convulsions, headache, hallucination

Vistable: Can be installed on vista and is compatible with glass aero...
addition:
can be used for hardware too... for example display adaptors that can work
with aero glass...
its vistable!

Vistillion: Vistillion
Is a gigantic number.
A googol is 10 in the power of 100 (thats a 1, with 100 zeros after it)
a googolplex is 10 in the power of a googol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googol
a Vistillion dwarfs these numbers...
a Vistillion is a googolplex in the power of a googolplex, and is equal to
the amount of RAM needed for vista to run smoothly (in megabytes)
vistarrhea: Suffering from a watered down Vista experience. The only cure is
the new build that will come out the following week.

Vistabulary
Created for this page. It means vocabulary with vista words.

Vistagist: designer of Windows Aero (Authentic, Energetic, Reflective and
Open)

Vistatized: You suddenly realize you've just spent the past hour staring at
the glass borders.

Visticky: Your computer that is running Vista is all sticky from
accidentally poured beverage.

Vinstainious Boot: Instantaneous boot with the new flash ram technology

Vistabation: When... you need a girlfriend or a life.

Vistagra: A pill you will need if you find the above

Vistovation: Useless feature of windows vista, Microsoft thoughts as
innovation

Vistinity: In close proximity (in the near vicinity) to a vista computer

Vistigo: Like Vertigo.. dizziness from too many hours in front of a vista
computer.

Vistaoyuer: One who views his neighbors Vista through his telescope

Beesta: When your PC for no apparent reason starts to hum like a bee

Visyphus: Mythical character who spent eternity rolling a huge rock uphill
in a vain
attempt to turn Vista into Windows XP.

visanthrope: One who hates or mistrusts Vista.

Vistinnabulation: The ringing sound that you will hear from the help desk
phone when all the
users finally get upgraded to Vista.

Vistagrate: When your friends suck up to you just so you'll let them use
your new Vista machine

Vistingy: When you are so stingy you want to pay as little as you can for a
vista capable PC.

Vistacalifragilisticexpialidocious: Latest hit by Mary Popup and the UACs.

vistarrhea: suffering from a watered down Vista experience. The only cure is
the new build that will come out the following week.

vistamateur: A vista newbie

vistanoid: robot running vista

vistallergy: Allergy to Vista

antiVistamine: for those who are allergic to vista

vistyware: spyware for vista

VistaBeast: A human Vista supporter who behaves like an brute and animal

vistuperman: super vista user

vistupid: cannot understand how vista works

Vistalgic: Someone who is used to having Vista on his pc
and now feels nostalgic.

Vistrology: predicting vista behavior

Vistoovie: a Newsgroup user who complains about too many posted vistawords

Vestart: When you have to restart

Vistuck; Vistyfreeze: When vista freezes

Vistapple, Mistac, (mistake?) VistaMac, Vistac: A Mac that can run Vista

Vistokemon : Japanese version of vista

vistanbul: A vista Turkish language pack (mui)

Vistro: A Linux distribution with a similar look to Vista

visisectionist: One who dissects Vista betas looking dubious maladies like
"bloat".

Vistacide: ts a pesticide for bugs that are in Vista

vistoned: high on vista

unvistevable: when something odd happens on vista

VooDooVista: Having a 3D character resembling someone on your screen and
torturing it.

vistaganda: Attempt to make everyone use vista

Vistorrent: Downloading Vista from Torrent

Vystem Vistore: Using System restore on Vista

Vinstant Messaging: Instant Messaging on Vista

Vistruggle: A struggle to install Vista on a computer

vista morgana: optical illusion of final version of Vista
fata morgana:
http://www.icogitate.com/~ergosum/essays/vtth/

Viserious: Doing something serious with Vista

vistarionovich: A dictator - a person who brutally forces other people to
upgrade to Vista
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Stalin

Vistaguese: Portuguese Language pack for Vista

Vistinium: The element 115 on the periodic table. This has been noted by
Bob Lazar that this element is used by UFO's as their propulsion system.
Unfortunately like vista crashes so did the Roswell UFO crash.
http://www.gravitywarpdrive.com/Element_115.htm
http://www.boblazar.com/

AstaLaVista Baby: Saying farewell to vista & formatting your hard drive to
install Linux

Vistassic period: It is similar to the Jurassic period of time when lizards
grew to gigantic proportions to become Dinosaurs. Here Windows has grown to
the same gigantic, slow and dumb proportions.
 

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