Solitaire is now an app.
Welcome the doctrine, accept assimilation and know that as well as parting with hard earned cash, with information gleaned from your operating system via Microsoft's licensing agreement you will be targeted for sales for everything from fertiliser to deodorant-impregnated footwear.
Welcome to the machine
... and it'll all be in $$$$
"Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been.
You've been in the pipeline, filling in time,
provided with toys and Scouting for Boys.
You bought a guitar to punish your ma,
And you didn't like school, and you know you're nobody's fool,
So welcome to the machine."
Pink Floyd