The Tweety-John Song *THOCK PUPPET TWOLL ALERT!!!*

[Tweety John]

And my apologies to Foust for wrongly accusing
(s)he/it of being the Mavis Chillum coward/sock
puppet/troll/fool/idiot/etc.

The Tweety-John Song

I am a wiccle stool pigeon my name is Tweety-John
I flap about in ACF to teach them wight from wong
Complaining to their ISPs is my full-time career
But there's a twoll called Mavis there who makes me shake with fear!

CHORUS:

I tawt I thaw a thock puppet a cweeping up on me
I DID I thaw the CHILLUM TWOLL as plain as she could be!


The spammers and top-posters live in fear of Tweety-John
As I patwol in ACF all day and all night long
In search of links to adware or a magazine CD
But there's a TEWWIFYING TWOLL who comes in search of ME!

CHORUS:

I tawt I thaw a thock puppet a cweeping up on me
I DID I thaw the CHILLUM TWOLL as plain as she could be!


She's hiding underneath my bed and even in my dweams
The Mavis twoll cweeps up and makes me wake up with a scweam
A post may be in German from a Chinese ISP
But I know it's the Mavis twoll 'cause no one can fool me!

CHORUS:

I tawt I thaw a thock puppet a cweeping up on me
I DID I thaw the CHILLUM TWOLL as plain as she could be!


Thum people thay I ought to just gwo up and get a life
Instead of policing ACF cweating storms and stwife
But what those folk don't understand is that if I'm not there
The twolls will win the day and plunge the gwoup into despair!

CHORUS:

I tawt I thaw a thock puppet a cweeping up on me
I DID I thaw the CHILLUM TWOLL as plain as she could be!

© Tweety-John and Netkop Productions 2004

Tweety-John

 

[Susan Bugher]

The Tweety-John Song

Hi Tweety John,

When you post *reruns* please post just the number (to save on
bandwidth). I *think* "The Tweety-John Song" is TN-8162 - but I may be
confusing the Troll Number with the number of times it's been posted -
you might want to look it up to be sure. TIA

Susan

 

[Sweet Andy Licious]

Hi Tweety John,

When you post *reruns* please post just the number (to save on
bandwidth). I *think* "The Tweety-John Song" is TN-8162 - but I may be
confusing the Troll Number with the number of times it's been posted -
you might want to look it up to be sure. TIA

Susan

Good point. Haven't seem Mavis for awhile, musta changed names.