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The Tweety-John Song (//ullins TWOLL remix)

I am a wiccle stool pigeon my name is Tweety-John
I flap about in ACF to teach them wight from wong
Complaining to their ISPs is my full-time career
There's a twoll known as '/3iff //ullins' there who makes me shake with
fear!

CHORUS:

I tawt I thaw a thock puppet a cweeping up on me
I DID I thaw the //ullins TWOLL as plain as he could be!

The spammers and top-posters live in fear of Tweety-John
As I patwol in ACF all day and all night long
In search of links to adware or a magazine CD
But there's a TEWWIFYING TWOLL who comes in search of ME!

CHORUS:

I tawt I thaw a thock puppet a cweeping up on me
I DID I thaw the /3iff //ullins TWOLL as plain as he could be!

She's hiding underneath my bed and even in my dweams
The //ullins twoll cweeps up and makes me wake up with a scweam
A post may be in Greek from a Russkie ISP
But I know it's the /3iff //ullins twoll 'cause no one can fool me!

CHORUS:

I tawt I thaw a thock puppet a cweeping up on me
I DID I thaw the //ullins TWOLL as plain as he could be!

Thum people thay I ought to just gwo up and get a life
Instead of policing ACF cweating storms and stwife
But what those folk don't understand is that if I'm not there
The twolls will win the day and plunge the gwoup into despair!

CHORUS:

I tawt I thaw a thock puppet a cweeping up on me
I DID I thaw the //ullins TWOLL as plain as he could be!

© Tweety-John and Netkop Productions 2004 (Updated by 'Big Gay' BillR
2005)
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