The Tweety-John Song *THOCK PUPPET TWOLL ALERT*

[Tweety John]

And my apologies to Foust for wrongly accusing
(s)he/it of being the Mavis Chillum coward/sock
puppet/troll/fool/idiot/etc.

The Tweety-John Song

I am a wiccle stool pigeon my name is Tweety-John
I flap about in ACF to teach them wight from wong
Complaining to their ISPs is my full-time career
But there's a twoll called Mavis there who makes me shake with fear!

CHORUS:

I tawt I thaw a thock puppet a cweeping up on me
I DID I thaw the CHILLUM TWOLL as plain as she could be!


The spammers and top-posters live in fear of Tweety-John
As I patrol in ACF all day and all night long
In search of links to adware or a magazine CD
But there's a TEWWIFYING TWOLL who comes in search of ME!

CHORUS:

I tawt I thaw a thock puppet a cweeping up on me
I DID I thaw the CHILLUM TWOLL as plain as she could be!

She's hiding underneath my bed and even in my dreams
The Mavis twoll cweeps up and makes me wake up with a scweam
A post may be in German from a Chinese ISP
But I know it's the Mavis twoll 'cause no one can fool me!

CHORUS:

I tawt I thaw a thock puppet a cweeping up on me
I DID I thaw the CHILLUM TWOLL as plain as she could be!

Some people say I ought to just grow up and get a life
Instead of policing ACF creating storms and strife
But what those folk don't understand is that if I'm not there
The twolls will win the day and plunge the gwoup into despair!

CHORUS:

I tawt I thaw a thock puppet a cweeping up on me
I DID I thaw the CHILLUM TWOLL as plain as she could be!

© Tweety-John and Netkop Productions 2003

 

[Mike Ring]

(e-mail address removed) (Tweety John) wrote in

I'm not joining the argument, but the song's *brilliant*

ROFL

Any chance you could work something up for Xmas?

mike r

 

[Graydogg]

ROTFLMAO
=========
And now for something completely similar (please).
Could we now have the Mabbet Maskewade Song thingie?
Oh perleasssse, go on.

 

[Greg Austin]

The Tweety-John Song

I am a wiccle stool pigeon my name is Tweety-John
I flap about in ACF to teach them wight from wong
Complaining to their ISPs is my full-time career
But there's a twoll called Mavis there who makes me shake with fear!

CHORUS:

I tawt I thaw a thock puppet a cweeping up on me
I DID I thaw the CHILLUM TWOLL as plain as she could be!


The spammers and top-posters live in fear of Tweety-John
As I patrol in ACF all day and all night long
In search of links to adware or a magazine CD
But there's a TEWWIFYING TWOLL who comes in search of ME!

CHORUS:

I tawt I thaw a thock puppet a cweeping up on me
I DID I thaw the CHILLUM TWOLL as plain as she could be!

She's hiding underneath my bed and even in my dreams
The Mavis twoll cweeps up and makes me wake up with a scweam
A post may be in German from a Chinese ISP
But I know it's the Mavis twoll 'cause no one can fool me!

CHORUS:

I tawt I thaw a thock puppet a cweeping up on me
I DID I thaw the CHILLUM TWOLL as plain as she could be!

Some people say I ought to just grow up and get a life
Instead of policing ACF creating storms and strife
But what those folk don't understand is that if I'm not there
The twolls will win the day and plunge the gwoup into despair!

CHORUS:

I tawt I thaw a thock puppet a cweeping up on me
I DID I thaw the CHILLUM TWOLL as plain as she could be!

© Tweety-John and Netkop Productions 2003

LOL, cracked me up too.

Thanks for the laugh tweety-john!

Greg

 

[John Corliss]

The Tweety-John Song

No, Mavis, I'm not terrified of you. In fact, you bore me. Grow up,
why don't you. Either that or stop being such a coward at least. Funny
song though. Very creative.

 

[Terry Russell]

No, Mavis, I'm not terrified of you. In fact, you bore me. Grow up,
why don't you. Either that or stop being such a coward at least. Funny
song though. Very creative.

http://www.esia.net/Forms_of_Stalking.htm

Odes and poems, It must be love.
But, in their dreams, whose on top? ewwww

 

[Netkops Suck]

In fact, you bore me. Grow up, why don't you.

Bzzt Corliss. You got it wrong again.
YOU bore the rest of us here. Why don't you grow up from your anal-retentive
4-yo current phase. Nobody has asked to police this group, it's all in your
control fantasies. Grow up, why don't you.


Netkops Suck

 

[Brian Tillman]

I see a lot of references to "John Corliss" and, on occasion, what appears
to be a reply to a posting of his (like the above). Yet, I've never seen an
original post from anyone named John Corliss and I do not have any John
Corliss in my killfile. What stops his posts from appearing?
--
Brian Tillman Internet: Brian.Tillman at smiths-aerospace dot com
Smiths Aerospace Addresses modified to prevent SPAM.
3290 Patterson Ave. SE, MS 1B3 Replace "at" with "@", "dot" with "."
Grand Rapids, MI 49512-1991
This opinion doesn't represent that of my company

 

[|3iff //ullins]

lucat bene, der Netkops Suck <[email protected]>
goh, a hunnert truxx inero, sumwit kowz n' sumwit duxx on Mon, 15 Sep
2003 09:11:59 +0200:

Bzzt Corliss. You got it wrong again.
YOU bore the rest of us here. Why don't you grow up from your anal-retentive
4-yo current phase. Nobody has asked to police this group, it's all in your
control fantasies. Grow up, why don't you.

johnny needs to put down his crack pipe.

 

[Susan Bugher]

I see a lot of references to "John Corliss" and, on occasion, what appears
to be a reply to a posting of his (like the above). Yet, I've never seen an
original post from anyone named John Corliss and I do not have any John
Corliss in my killfile. What stops his posts from appearing?

I had that problem for a while - some *regular's* posts were not showing
up on the news server I usually use - several others reported similar
problems. I don't recall any definitive answer . . .

Your newsfeed or ISP may have some sort of spam block on the domain he
posts from - you could ask them if that's the case. If you want a sample
post to send them you can find John's posts here:

http://groups.google.com/groups?group=alt.comp.freeware

Susan

 

[Andy Muppett]

I see a lot of references to "John Corliss" and, on occasion, what appears
to be a reply to a posting of his (like the above). Yet, I've never seen an
original post from anyone named John Corliss and I do not have any John
Corliss in my killfile. What stops his posts from appearing?

John Corliss is a well known netkook who spams ISPs with ludicrous
complaints about their users' activities. Most ISPs automatically
screen out Tweety-John's Usenet posts so as not to annoy their
customers.

Andy Muppett

 

[Sweet Andy Licious]

No, Mavis, I'm not terrified of you. In fact, you bore me. Grow up,
why don't you. Either that or stop being such a coward at least. Funny

This person worked his/her heart out composing that song, and all yousay is:
Funny song though. Very creative.

Wow. LOL

 

[O]

I had that problem for a while

Its NOT a problem.
O

 

[Brian Tillman]

Your newsfeed or ISP may have some sort of spam block on the domain he

posts from - you could ask them if that's the case.

Well, my company is its own ISP and since I control the spam blocker, I
don't think this is the case.
--
Brian Tillman
Smiths Aerospace
3290 Patterson Ave. SE, MS 1B3
Grand Rapids, MI 49512-1991
Brian.Tillman is the name, smiths-aerospace.com is the domain.

I don't speak for Smiths, and Smiths doesn't speak for me.