The day...

[ehem...]

"The day Micro$oft makes something that doesn't suck is
probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners" -
Ernst Jan Plugge

 

[Will Denny]

vacuum cleaners = hoovers = Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!

--

Will Denny
MS-MVP Windows - Shell/User


| "The day Micro$oft makes something that doesn't suck is
| probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners" -
| Ernst Jan Plugge

 

[Bill Gates]

Tens of millions of people use Microsoft products every
day with absolutely no problems . . . even a beautiful
child gets the hiccups sometimes . . .

 

[ehem...]

-----Original Message-----
Tens of millions of people use Microsoft products every
day with absolutely no problems . . . even a beautiful
child gets the hiccups sometimes . . .

.

-----Original Message-----
Tens of millions of people use Microsoft products every
day with absolutely no problems . . . even a beautiful
child gets the hiccups sometimes . . .

That's what Micheal Jackson's parents say about him,
right?!? You must be daft!

 

[kurttrail]

Tens of millions of people use Microsoft products every
day with absolutely no problems . . . even a beautiful
child gets the hiccups sometimes . . .

Yeah, my computer at work never has a problem on weekends! Of course, it's
not turned on over the weekend.

--
Peace!
Kurt
Self-anointed Moderator
microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
http://microscum.com
"Trustworthy Computing" is only another example of an Oxymoron!
"Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"

 

[kurttrail]

vacuum cleaners = hoovers = Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Actually not all vacuum cleaners are hoovers, so therefore your statement is
incorrect.

--
Peace!
Kurt
Self-anointed Moderator
microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
http://microscum.com
"Trustworthy Computing" is only another example of an Oxymoron!
"Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"

 

[Will Denny]

| Will Denny wrote:
|
| > vacuum cleaners = hoovers = Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!
|
| Actually not all vacuum cleaners are hoovers, so therefore your statement
is
| incorrect.

)

 

[Bill Gates]

Maybe, but I know how to spell Michael correctly . . .


That's what Micheal Jackson's parents say about him,
right?!?

 

[Guest]

-----Original Message-----
.
Maybe, but I know how to spell Michael correctly . . .

Oh my, it's a good thing we have you around here to
lamblast me for a typo! Amazing you would put a spelling
lame on a person who uses your products. Wow, you ARE
daft!

 

[Kelly]

<LOL> And to think, I know what that means, Will. <w>

 

[Kelly]

He doesn't like hair dryers, either. (

 

[Will Denny]

Nor the new addition which is a...

--

Will Denny
MS-MVP Windows - Shell/User


| He doesn't like hair dryers, either. (
|
| --
| All the Best,
| Kelly
|
| Microsoft-MVP Windows® XP
| 2004 Windows MVP "Winny" Award
|
| Troubleshooting Windows XP
| http://www.kellys-korner-xp.com
|
| Taskbar Repair Tool Plus!
| http://www.kellys-korner-xp.com/taskbarplus!.htm
|
|
| | > Will Denny wrote:
| >
| >> vacuum cleaners = hoovers = Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!
| >
| > Actually not all vacuum cleaners are hoovers, so therefore your
statement
| > is
| > incorrect.
| >
| > --
| > Peace!
| > Kurt
| > Self-anointed Moderator
| > microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
| > http://microscum.com
| > "Trustworthy Computing" is only another example of an Oxymoron!
| > "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
| >
| >
|
|

 

[Will Denny]

Sad, isn't it?

--

Will Denny
MS-MVP Windows - Shell/User


| <LOL> And to think, I know what that means, Will. <w>
|
| --
| All the Best,
| Kelly
|
| Microsoft-MVP Windows® XP
| 2004 Windows MVP "Winny" Award
|
| Troubleshooting Windows XP
| http://www.kellys-korner-xp.com
|
| Taskbar Repair Tool Plus!
| http://www.kellys-korner-xp.com/taskbarplus!.htm
|
|
| | > vacuum cleaners = hoovers = Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!
| >
| > --
| >
| > Will Denny
| > MS-MVP Windows - Shell/User
| >
| >
| > | > | "The day Micro$oft makes something that doesn't suck is
| > | probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners" -
| > | Ernst Jan Plugge
| >
|
|

 

[Kelly]

<LOL> Not really, sorta funny!

 

[Kelly]

......uhmmm, people "licking" green stamps? <w>

 

[Kelly]

Dang, I spoke too soon. Ok, gotcha! <pet-pooer>

 

[Danny Mingledorff]

Actually not all vacuum cleaners are hoovers, so therefore your statement is
incorrect.

--
Peace!
Kurt
Self-anointed Moderator
microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
http://microscum.com
"Trustworthy Computing" is only another example of an Oxymoron!
"Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"

You know, it could just be that he has a great fear and loathing of
relatives of Herbert Hoover...

....danny

 

[Will Denny]

|
| | > Will Denny wrote:
| >
| > > vacuum cleaners = hoovers = Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!
| >
| > Actually not all vacuum cleaners are hoovers, so therefore your
statement
| is
| > incorrect.
| >
| > --
| > Peace!
| > Kurt
| > Self-anointed Moderator
| > microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
| > http://microscum.com
| > "Trustworthy Computing" is only another example of an Oxymoron!
| > "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
| >
|
| You know, it could just be that he has a great fear and loathing of
| relatives of Herbert Hoover...
|
| ...danny

Nah - keep guessing )

 

[Danny Mingledorff]

|
| | > Will Denny wrote:
| >
| > > vacuum cleaners = hoovers = Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!
| >
| > Actually not all vacuum cleaners are hoovers, so therefore your
statement
| is
| > incorrect.
| >
| > --
| > Peace!
| > Kurt
| > Self-anointed Moderator
| > microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
| > http://microscum.com
| > "Trustworthy Computing" is only another example of an Oxymoron!
| > "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
| >
|
| You know, it could just be that he has a great fear and loathing of
| relatives of Herbert Hoover...
|
| ...danny

Nah - keep guessing )

Well, of the two "obvious" answers which come to mind, one might get the
post yanked for content, and the other would potentially start a political
debate.

Of course, now that I think about it, maybe you're really the actor who
played "Hoover" in "Animal House" and you're upset about missing out on DVD
royalties...

:~)

....danny

 

[Will Denny]

"| >
| > Will Denny
| > MS-MVP Windows - Shell/User
|
| Well, of the two "obvious" answers which come to mind, one might get the
| post yanked for content, and the other would potentially start a political
| debate.
|
| Of course, now that I think about it, maybe you're really the actor who
| played "Hoover" in "Animal House" and you're upset about missing out on
DVD
| royalties...
|
| :~)
|
| ...danny

Nah - you haven't got a 'hope in Hell' of guessing - give it up!!