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[half_pint]

If there's any consolation in all this, it's that sooner or later you'll
go out in public and *accidentally* let something like this slip out...
half_pint reduced to a quarter_teaspoon lump

dream on <yawn>

 

[half_pint]

Because, you idiot, they're on the same server, you idiot, that's your ISP's
server, you idiot, or the premium server, you idiot, if you use one, you
idiot. Therefore, you idiot, if it's not showing up here, you idiot, it
won't show up there, you idiot, and vice versa, you idiot.

Has it sunk in yet, you idiot, that everyone on this group, you idiot,
thinks you're a f*cking moron, you idiot?

I think the time honoured - "you couldn't get a clue, if you stood in the
middle of a field of horny clues, at the height of the clue mating season,
covered in clue musk, making the clue mating call and doing the clue mating
dance" is appropriate here.

You're the world's biggest ****wit. If someone gave you a penny for your
thoughts, they'd get a refund.

Your have just proved how stupid you are. Congratulations

 

[half_pint]

Here's his contribution to the channel so far:

<quote>
Typical, a lot of people put in a great deal of effort into trying to help
her but the ignorant cow can't even be arsed to say what the solution was.
Makes me wonder why people bother!!
</quote>

Like I said, piss off arsehole.

 

[kony]

Like I said, piss off arsehole.

You're looking in the mirror while you type, I suggest looking at the
monitor instead.

 

[Mitchua]

You're looking in the mirror while you type, I suggest looking at the
monitor instead.

Maybe his screen is turned off and he's seeing his reflection

Seriously, let's all make a point to give totally bad advice when half_pint
posts in this group. "Can my DDR mobo run SDRAM PC100 RAM?" "Sure, just
force it in then turn on the power."

--Mitchua

 

[Bubba]

half_pint's log on stardate 29 tra 2004

Thanks for sharing your wisdom with us smackhead.

Thanks for sharing your bad quoting with us.

 

[half_pint]

You're looking in the mirror while you type, I suggest looking at the
monitor instead.

ha ha thats so funny, not.

 

[half_pint]

half_pint's log on stardate 29 tra 2004


Thanks for sharing your bad quoting with us.

You can piss off too.

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

ha ha thats so funny, not.

HA HA HA HA..."not"...that's like, so 1994. ^_^

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

You can piss off too.

Hey, Half_Wit...in case you haven't noticed, no one seems to like you...and you don't seem to like
anyone here...so uh...what are you doing here? Really, leave, go, buh bye now, shoo, put it down,
you're done, time for bed! ^_^

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Congratulations on a 100% incorrect post.

The entire left side of Usenet thinks you're an idiot, Half_Wit...I just want you to know that.

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Your have just proved how stupid you are. Congratulations

Hey, Half_Wit...I'm sorta curious, are you just like...REALLY ****ing retarded in that you ACTUALLY
think you're right? Or are you just trying to save face? And if the later is what you're going
for...don't you think you ought to do a better job of it?

 

[half_pint]

Hey, Half_Wit...in case you haven't noticed, no one seems to like

you...and you don't seem to like

anyone here...so uh...what are you doing here? Really, leave, go, buh bye now, shoo, put it down,
you're done, time for bed! ^_^

Its mutual.

 

[half_pint]

The entire left side of Usenet thinks you're an idiot, Half_Wit...I just want you to know that.

What idiots like you think is irrelevant.

 

[half_pint]

Hey, Half_Wit...I'm sorta curious, are you just like...REALLY ****ing retarded in that you ACTUALLY
think you're right? Or are you just trying to save face? And if the later is what you're going
for...don't you think you ought to do a better job of it?

You don't have a face to save

 

[CBFalconer]

Hey, Half_Wit...in case you haven't noticed, no one seems to like
you...and you don't seem to like anyone here...so uh...what are
you doing here? Really, leave, go, buh bye now, shoo, put it down,
you're done, time for bed! ^_^

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| FEED THE TROLLS | :=.' - - '.=:
| | '=(\ 9 9 /)='
| Thank you, | ( (_) )
| Management | /`-vvv-'\
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| | @@@ / /|,,,,,|\ \
| | @@@ /_// /^\ \\_\
@x@@x@ | | |/ WW( ( ) )WW
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[Robert Downes]

Because, you idiot, they're on the same server, you idiot, that's your ISP's
server, you idiot, or the premium server, you idiot, if you use one, you
idiot. Therefore, you idiot, if it's not showing up here, you idiot, it
won't show up there, you idiot, and vice versa, you idiot.

Not to pick sides here, but I actually do have the problem that some
usenet groups available on my ISP server work perfectly well, while some
that are listed do not work (they just give me some complaint about not
being available).

However, I cannot condone the postings of anyone in this group. Such
cruelty. Such harsh words. Can't we all just get along?

Has it sunk in yet, you idiot, that everyone on this group, you idiot,
thinks you're a f*cking moron, you idiot?

Such barbed words? Think of the suffering!

I think the time honoured - "you couldn't get a clue, if you stood in the
middle of a field of horny clues, at the height of the clue mating season,
covered in clue musk, making the clue mating call and doing the clue mating
dance" is appropriate here.

Oh, come on, really... actually, that is pretty funny. But, no! Reserve
such words, please.

You're the world's biggest ****wit. If someone gave you a penny for your
thoughts, they'd get a refund.

Shit, I have to give out gift vouchers, and still no one wants mine
unless it's last minutes of Christmas Eve and everyone else is sold out.
And I get a LOT of returns on the 26th.

 

[CBFalconer]

.... snip ...

Not to pick sides here, but I actually do have the problem that
some usenet groups available on my ISP server work perfectly well,
while some that are listed do not work (they just give me some
complaint about not being available).

This may be because you are using an old list of groups
available. In the subscription window, execute 'refresh', which
will get a revised version from your ISP (and take time). You may
well find that those groups are no longer listed.

Your choices are then to a) ask the ISP to carry the group and b)
try a different ISP or news server. There are some free ones
available out there.

 

[Robert Downes]

Robert Downes wrote:

... snip ...



This may be because you are using an old list of groups
available. In the subscription window, execute 'refresh', which
will get a revised version from your ISP (and take time). You may
well find that those groups are no longer listed.

You know, I've been using Mozilla for months, and been adding groups to
my list of subscriptions every few weeks, and I never even noticed there
was a refresh button there. Blind like a suisexual champion, I must be.

 

[half_pint]

Not to pick sides here, but I actually do have the problem that some
usenet groups available on my ISP server work perfectly well, while some
that are listed do not work (they just give me some complaint about not
being available).

However, I cannot condone the postings of anyone in this group. Such
cruelty. Such harsh words. Can't we all just get along?


Such barbed words? Think of the suffering!


Oh, come on, really... actually, that is pretty funny. But, no! Reserve
such words, please.


Shit, I have to give out gift vouchers, and still no one wants mine
unless it's last minutes of Christmas Eve and everyone else is sold out.
And I get a LOT of returns on the 26th.

Obviously anyone with half a brain would know that a test message
in alt.test will only test that particular group.

I mean just because Joe Blogg's car has passed its MOT doesn't mean your
car is roadworthy does it.
The stupidity of some self proclaimed 'experts' in this group never ceases
to
amaze me.