Switching to Vista! Terrible

[Frank]

Since shortly after vista's release most competent consultants have
advised waiting for at least SP1.

Liar!
Frank

 

[Alias]

lol...Only in your nightmarish dreams...but never in reality!
Loser!
Frank

Considering you can't list one good reason to switch from XP to Vista,
it's obvious that you don't know squat about either XP or Vista and the
ONLY thing you know how to do on this board is hurl unfounded insults
and reveal yourself to be the loser you really are.

Alias

 

[Tiberius]

I know more about vista because I know more about computers
you banana treeswinging subhuman

back into your jar now.. ill sprinkle some shredded banana flakes in your
liquid if you promise to be a good monkey brain

or if you dont behave yourself Ill connect you to a linux computer...

we all know you hate that.. hehe

 

[DanS]

The features I can live without are:

-Special vista slowness, your computer now simulates a 386
-Instability, blue screens, reboots, freezes
-A incredibly stupid GUI made from monkeys for monkeys
-Incompatibility with a multitude of hardware and software...
-Constant danger of all the viruses and malware that windows
always had, since vista is not more secure than XP

Great, we all know that.

I'm looking for positive features, OTHER than it's new searching service.

 

[Tiberius]

read this Alias...

Enjoy....

----

Did you get the monkey brain?

YES!

Is it fresh?

Very! I have it on ice for now...

Great.! It's a shame that we are not allowed to use a human brain.. But
regulations are regulations.

Regulations are regulations but you are bending them a bit aren't you?

Well no one will know about our little "plan".

I think they will catch on sooner or later.

Look we have to test the brain, and we don't have a robotic or android body
to place it in and for it to interact with the real world.. our only option
is to connect it to cyberspace. the internet, and see how it will interact
with the other users that are online.

Ok I can understand that. but don't you think that eventually someone will
catch on that that the monkey brain is not a real human being? I mean we
have implanted a human life history as artificial memories into it, but a
monkey is a monkey..! And what if someone reveals the truth to it?

Look first of all, the people interacting with it will just think it's a
stupid user.. you know there are quite a few normal humans who are like that
in cyberspace already! And then even if someone tells the brain that it is a
monkey or not human, it will not believe it!

Yes I guess you are right. It has a whole memory of living as a human,
growing up, working having friends.. Oh noo not friends ..we deleted that
code remember? Oh yes. good.



Ok ok. we have to test it you are right. Where shall we connect it? How
about on a forum?

No not a forum! They have strict regulations and we don't want to confine
the reactions of the brain. We want it to be able to express itself freely
in any way it wants. That's how we are really going to study its reactions.

Ok how about a newsgroup?

YEAH! Great Idea, but which one?

I think one with a lot of traffic, like the Microsoft vista newsgroup! I
have already installed the devoted love to that stinky OS vista as one of
its memories, remember?

Oh yeah! Great idea!

What do you say we take turns in the newsgroup stimulating the brain to
respond?

YES we need to do that so we can see its reactions. So I guess we must have
a username in the newsgroup.

Fantastic idea. pick a nick.

How bout Darth Vader?

Nahh to corny..

How about James Tiberius Kirk?

Plain Tiberius is great! I love it!

I feel kinda sorry for the brain, not only did we remove it from the poor
monkey, we erased it, we installed fake memory and now we are picking on it?

Nonsense! This is all a scientific experiment. You should not let your
compassion get in the way of scientific knowledge seeking.

I guess you are right. but you know we must also do the ultimate test.

Oh whats that?

the ULTIMATE TEST, remember?.. We must reveal to it that it is not really a
human.. only a monkey brain , in a jar in our laboratory, connected to a
computer with internet access.

We will do that of course to see its reaction. I believe it will deny
everything! HAHAA!

What shall we call it?

What?

The name.. it has to have a name to be in the newsgroup.

Ohhh.. well.. lets see.. Normally the name of our project is FR.OZEN,
A.RTIFICIAL, N.ERON, C.YBERNETICS, or FRANC.

FRANK!!!! YES that's it!

Let's toast to our new creation and plug it in!

LETS!

 

[Frank]

Considering you can't...

Wrong! I didn't, which is entirely different from ..."can't".
I don't answer to you or anyone in this ng.
If you don't like...what do you say..."tough titties"?
lol
Frank

 

[Doris Day - MFB]

This reply is not coming from Outhouse Express, hence not top posted ...

Liar!
Frank

Only liar around here is you Frankie Boy. <snort> You lie out of shear
stupidity. You've got to be the most ignorant piece of shit I've ever seen
on Usenet and I've seen many. None compare with your closed mind and
foolish bullshit. <snort>

Love and **** You,
Doris

--
My Microsoft Hero (he loves this company!) ... http://tinyurl.com/yp9cn2
This post is like Wintard Flypaper ... catches them all.
BallmerBumBois: Frank, Julian, Richard Urban, Jupiter Jones, Harry Krause,
Feliks Dzerzhinsky
Sorry if I missed anyone, place your name here _________________.

 

[Frank]

I know more about vista because I know more about computers
you banana treeswinging subhuman

back into your jar now.. ill sprinkle some shredded banana flakes in your
liquid if you promise to be a good monkey brain

or if you dont behave yourself Ill connect you to a linux computer...

we all know you hate that.. hehe

That's the weakest crap I've ever seen from you.
You're losing it aren't you?
Come on...you can do better than that...can't you?
Or is this the end?
lol
Frank

 

[DanS]

That's only a personal opinion. Reality is, you're lost in Vista and
can't find your way.
It's also obvious the OP is a troll, proly a linux loser from trash dot.

Just because they don't love Vista ?

Notice, they never returned which is a sure sign of a troll.

Frank

Or more possibly, a person that posted thru the MS Communities because they
thought this newsgroup was an MS owned 'forum' on the MS website.
Subsequently, the OP can not find the post he made, which is typical when
using a hhtp-to-usenet gateway for people that don't have a clue what
Usenet really is.

 

[Tiberius]

the same service exists for xp as a download..
its called microsoft desktop search

and its CRAP .. I tried it on xp and hated it..
and I made sure the develpment team knew my opinion of their monstrosity!
lol


now they took that peice of crap and integrated it in vista... YUK

 

[MICHAEL]

* Ken Blake, MVP:

And, I assume, you define "most competent" as those who agree with
that position.

You see statements like this, all the time, and with every new version
of Windows that comes out. My view is that it's a nonsensical
statement.

Hotfixes to Vista (and every other version of Windows) come out all
the time, as needed. At some point Microsoft decides to roll up all
the existing hotfixes into something called a service pack (they may
or may not add other hotfixes at that time). But there's nothing magic
about the day when they decide to do it, and it's entirely at their
discretion as to when to do so. Because it's an arbitrary decision as
to when to release it, it doesn't really represent any significant
milestone in the life of the product.

If you don't want to install a new version of Windows immediately,
that's certainly your prerogative. But it makes just as much sense to
say "wait six months" or "wait 197.8 days" as it does to say "wait for
SP1."

Personally, my experience with Vista is that it's been very stable,
and by and large I like it a lot. I'm not sure that everyone needs to
rush out to upgrade to it, but for anyone buying a new computer and
wondering what operating system to put on it, I certainly recommend
Vista.

WinXP SP2 was more than just roll ups, it was a "significant milestone".


-Michael

 

[Alias]

Wrong! I didn't, which is entirely different from ..."can't".
I don't answer to you or anyone in this ng.
If you don't like...what do you say..."tough titties"?
lol
Frank

Translation: Frank can't, didn't and never will. Why? Because he can't
do anything but hurl insults and prove he's a loser over and over again.

Alias

 

[john]

Notice, they never returned which is a sure sign of a troll.
Frank

so?
you're a known troll and -you- never leave.
what's your point?

 

[Tiberius]

Frank.. the most terrifying movie you have ever seen
is Indiana Jones, the scene where they are served monkey brains..

remember the scare you got when you say your fellow monkey brains being
served as desert? hahaaaa

Remember your cries of despair? "Mammaaaa Papaaaa what have they done to
you????"

 

[john]

Liar!
Frank

the keyword there was "competent"
a term unfamiliar to Frank.

prove otherwise if you don't agree, or is "liar liar pants on fire" all you
got?
ROFL

 

[john]

lol...Only in your nightmarish dreams...but never in reality!
Loser!
Frank

you of all people - trying to explain to someone else the difference between
dreams and reality.
LMFAO

how's your mail order "soap-on-a-rope" concession with the state penitentary
coming along?

--
=======================================
"Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft
building progress by weight."
- Bill Gates
=======================================

 

[Frank]

Tiberius wrote:

-------------------------------------

The mold in that basement you've been living in has started to eat what
little is left of your "monkey" (that's your favorite isn't it?) brain.
Get a life you loser.
Frank

 

[Tiberius]

frank and a few other people were in test room..
the subjects were shown several animals,
a dog, a cat, a chimp, and a rabbit.

Then they were asked to point to their closer ancestor according to Darwin's
theory of evolution, and everyone pointed to the chimp...
You however dtoof up surprised and said "Heyyyy! Where did you find the pic
of my grandpa???"

 

[Ken Blake, MVP]

* Ken Blake, MVP:

WinXP SP2 was more than just roll ups, it was a "significant milestone".

True, it was more than just a rollup. It also had other fixes and
changes added (I said "they may or may not add other hotfixes at that
time"). My point was not that all service packs are rollups, but that
many, if not most of them, are. Waiting for what is at least likely to
be just a rollup of previous hotfixes makes no sense.

 

[David Dickinson]

I know vista better than you

Crawl back into your jar, monkeybrain!

Wow. Thanks, Tiberius. That really helps. From your first post, I thought
that we might be starting another thread on what Microsoft must do to
improve the currently frustrating usability of Vista (as demonstrated by the
large numbers of people complaining about networking, user interface,
customization, and other problems that don't exist in other OS's) both for
experts and for lay users.

But now we know that we can totally discount everything you say, ignoring
all of your future posts, knowing that your opinions are worthless.

--
David Dickinson
eveningstar at die-spammer-die dash mvps dot org

Vista Peeve #153: Two different kinds of system administrators, but only one
Administrators group.