Secret Santa

[Anon_F]

OK not going to mention "that" festive period as not to annoy FBS.
But got to buy a gift for work not more than £12.
Would like a good novelty one, thought of maplins or firebox?

Any ideas??

 

[floppybootstomp]

A tin of Indonesian pickled squid
A cardboard carton of incontinence pads
2 HB pencils and an Asdas mini notepad, lined
The 'Great post boxes of Wales' 2014 calendar
Two tickets for the Fan Museum at Greenwich
A genuine 1977 fondue set, slightly tarnished
A bicycle puncture repair kit in a handy leatherette pouch
The Greatest Hits of Tony Orlando and Dawn CD
A 'Make Your Own Easter card Kit' (Glitter version)
The shoe lace collectors Almanac for 2013

 

[muckshifter]

An empty sealed envelope.
A T-Shirt with simulated hair under the armpits.
One cuff-link.
A talking toilet roll holder.
A bottle of dehydrated water. (think about it)
A snowflake holder.

 

[Anon_F]

Thanks FBS & Mucks for your great ideas, i have bought now, but thanks!
If you want to you can lock the thread?

 

[floppybootstomp]

Thanks FBS & Mucks for your great ideas, i have bought now, but thanks!
If you want to you can lock the thread?

Naaaaaaah! We want MORE suggestions

 

[Urmas]

MY ENTRY

 

[Anon_F]

Naaaaaaah! We want MORE suggestions

But it is for the festive season you dont like us mentioning before the 24th of the 12th month?
CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

 

[Urmas]

Uhh... now I have to live with the mental image of a partridge being shoved up — all the way up — someone's pear tree.