A Christmas Gift?

[Anon_F]

We have "Secret Santa" at work where you buy a gift costing more than £6 but not more than £10. I have drawn the departments mickey taker & chief **** taker, so it's got to be something good!

Rude, cheap & tacky is what i have in mind!
Any help would be nice!

EDIT: Please note: https://www.pcreview.co.uk/forums/update-forum-guidelines-t4037029.html

 

[floppybootstomp]

He mentioned that word!!

And it's only mid-November.

Off with his head!

When I worked with more people than just myself we all had to buy a present for somebody drawn out the hat.

So I bought the office admin a giant pickled squid in a jar.

I laughed so hard at his expression when he unwrapped it he soon figured I was the cuplrit though.

A first aid box filled with stuff like Anusol and wart remover might be an idea.

 

[crazylegs]

http://www.firebox.com/gift-guide/funny

 

[EvanDavis]

A first aid box filled with stuff like Anusol and wart remover might be an idea.

Unless said person you are purchasing the prize for is into tatoo's, then your gift would be quite welcome

 

[Urmas]

He mentioned that word!!

 

[Abarbarian]

Stake em to the beach and let the tide decide aka. The Vikings movie

 

[Taffycat]

Rude, cheap & tacky is what i have in mind!

These might qualify:
Remote controlled Fart Machine £8.95
or
a Borat Mankini £8.99
or
a finger-shaped Nasal Hair Trimmer £5

Sorry... but you did ask

 

[Becky]

Is he into golf? How about this: Potty Putter

 

[Ian]

http://www.firebox.com/gift-guide/funny

Hahahaha, I liked the "Unicorn Meat" on that link

http://www.firebox.com/product/3286/Canned-Unicorn-Meat

Shame it's over the £10 limit for the challenge!... plus it's only rebadged corned beef...

 

[Anon_F]

Sorry for writing the naughty word.
Oh and for mentioning Christmas before the 24th of December.
Cheers for input people just having a look at the ideas now.

 

[floppybootstomp]

Sorry for writing the naughty word.
Oh and for mentioning Christmas before the 24th of December.
Cheers for input people just having a look at the ideas now.

I do not believe this!

He has used that word, that word that shalt not be uttered before December 1st - again!

Oh, the audacity, the barefaced disregard for decorum, the sheer recklessness of flouting the guidelines of good taste! This cannot be allowed to continue.

In future, to comply with forum guidelines (eh? what? er, ok, I just made this one up) and not neccesarily political correctness, the mid winter celebration that causes every known advertising agency known to humankind to suddenly lose all inspiration and bombard us mere mortals with heavy heavy spam from September onwards, we shall collectively not mention that word at all.

You got that Buster?

Izt Verbotten.

Not allowed

You no say dat word mister.

It is five and one half weeks away - a veritable lifetime away.

Ooooooooooooh.... I could crush a grape...

 

[crazylegs]

I do not believe this!

He has used that word, that word that shalt not be uttered before December 1st - again!

Oh, the audacity, the barefaced disregard for decorum, the sheer recklessness of flouting the guidelines of good taste! This cannot be allowed to continue.

In future, to comply with forum guidelines (eh? what? er, ok, I just made this one up) and not neccesarily political correctness, the mid winter celebration that causes every known advertising agency known to humankind to suddenly lose all inspiration and bombard us mere mortals with heavy heavy spam from September onwards, we shall collectively not mention that word at all.

You got that Buster?

Izt Verbotten.

Not allowed

You no say dat word mister.

It is five and one half weeks away - a veritable lifetime away.

Ooooooooooooh.... I could crush a grape...

 

[Anon_F]

I do not believe this!

He has used that word, that word that shalt not be uttered before December 1st - again!

Oh, the audacity, the barefaced disregard for decorum, the sheer recklessness of flouting the guidelines of good taste! This cannot be allowed to continue.

In future, to comply with forum guidelines (eh? what? er, ok, I just made this one up) and not neccesarily political correctness, the mid winter celebration that causes every known advertising agency known to humankind to suddenly lose all inspiration and bombard us mere mortals with heavy heavy spam from September onwards, we shall collectively not mention that word at all.

You got that Buster?

Izt Verbotten.

Not allowed

You no say dat word mister.

It is five and one half weeks away - a veritable lifetime away.

Ooooooooooooh.... I could crush a grape...

 

[Abarbarian]

Ooooooooooooh.... I could crush a grape...

So that's how you came to have purple boots must be an interesting story

 

[Urmas]

I do not believe this!

He has used that word, that word that shalt not be uttered...

@ Monsieur Feckit:
The Official Safety Instructions exist for a very good reason. You have been warned.