The tyke should be, how can I put this, encouraged to further develop
his obvious prowess as a fledgling Usenet participant. He has all the
makings of a solid and skillful contributor to alt.flame.abortion. On
the other hand if it's "fags and homos" he loves best perhaps he'd
feel more at home in news.admin.misc.
*Hatter really enjoys watching Usenet retards flail about with his
bots.*
Boy I bet he'll get it on the next reply for *SURE*! *snicker*
I'm far too awesome and important to waste any of my time on pathetic,
lesser, inconsequential ****tards, which is why I have bots and clone
posters at my disposal. And the best thing is that these Usenet
retards like Emo will pretty much reply to *ANYTHING*...even blank
posts. LOL So basically they're just getting what they give in the
first place. As retardedly deficient and mentally handicapped as they
are though that hilarious irony is almost always lost on the little
goobers and they start *WHINING* and *BELLYACHING* for better
material. As if they're somehow entitled to being entertained as if
I'm their online babysitter.
And of course, since they're the ones hooked/obsessed on me, and never
the other way around, I can easily aggravate them to no end by
trimming their inane smoking crater of a home froup from the group
line, effectively forcing them to come to me and my home froup to keep
up their..."habit", if you will. Which is a very nice way of
determining just how obsessed and full of butthurt a Hatter Addict is.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
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"Never do to anyone online what you wouldn't want done to yourself."
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters/Blinders - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
