Who are you trying to impress with your language???
"Onideus Mad Hatter" <
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Please don't feed the troll.
...Jim Thompson
LOL, if I were trolling you, Sparkles...you wouldn't even know it.
Kids like you have absolutely no concept at all as to what a troll
even is. To pukes liak you a troll is someone who humiliates you, or
someone who insults you, or someone who has an argument with you, or
someone who just generally makes you all pissy and indignant.
Sorry child, but that's *NOT* what a troll is. The person most likely
to be a troll online...is your best friend. The person online you
confide all your deepest darkest secrets to. The person online you
trust with absolute implicity. The person online who easily strokes
your ego, butters you up, and stuffs compliments up your ass,
effectively making you as full of shit as Christmas turkey.
And once a troll gains that level of trust, once they know
*EVERYTHING* there is to know about you in *EVERY* way
imaginable...oh, oh that's when the *FUN* begins! ^__^
This, what I'm doing right here and now, is what I call UPA, Usenet
Performance Art, otherwise known as Invective Word Art (IWA), verbal
conflagration at its finest. Effectively I simply use people like
yourself and Rich as convenient canvases to paint my verbal art onto.
Whether you even read these posts at all is completely without any
consequence or meaning to me and my readership. Simply put, you don't
amount to anything worth reading on your own.
One very important tip though...don't take it personally, don't use my
words as an excuse to try and play victim and nail yourself up on a
cross. The cross is for Christ, *NOT* for you! You're no victim and
my words are never intended to actually hurt anyone. To prove that
I'm no hypocrite I even openly attack myself just for shits and
giggles:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter
It's all in line with that one quote in my sig, about never doing to
anyone online what you wouldn't be willing to do to yourself. It
proves that it's all just for fun and that you should never take the
Internet seriously. Mostly because, on the Internet, you can never
truly know with any degree of absolute certainty whether something is
real or not. So you basically have to take everything online with a
grain of salt and a modicum of common sense.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
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"Never do to anyone online what you wouldn't want done to yourself."
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters/Blinders - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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