Question for the Group

[Herb Fritatta]

Just wondering:

Given a choice, would you rather be an MS-MVP or be
suffering from a curable sexually-transmitted disease?

 

[R. McCarty]

When did Experience and Knowledge become a laughable
trait ?

Microsoft recognizes these individuals for a number of
reasons, none of which can be correlated with STD's.

 

[kurttrail]

By the act of scrolling this post on your computer, and/or printing or
replying to this post, you agree that I am your everlasting Lord &
Saviour. Breach of this term will result in you burning in hell for
ever and ever! Amen!"

Just wondering:

Given a choice, would you rather be an MS-MVP or be
suffering from a curable sexually-transmitted disease?

Well from all the un-safe ass-kissing that MVPs have to do to recieve &
maintain their MVP status bestowed on them by MS, they have an extremely
high risk of geting an incurable STD, so I'd have to pick suffering from
a curable STD, like gonorrhea.

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"Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"

 

[Guest]

Take a wild guess !!!!!! If I was a misfit, malcontented,
repressed, under achiever who need some initials after my
name to make me feel like a big shot. I would like to be
one.

I would of like to be in the corporate board room when it
was decided on creating these news groups to save on
customer service costs. Bet they talked about how they
would recruit computer geek's to answer problems for free
and make more money for Bill.

 

[someone]

-----Original Message-----
Just wondering:

Given a choice, would you rather be an MS-MVP or be
suffering from a curable sexually-transmitted disease?


.

Is that you again Ricky?

 

[CWatters]

Turned you down did they?

Colin (not an MVP)

 

[TCEBob]

Just wondering:

Given a choice, would you rather be an MS-MVP or be
suffering from a curable sexually-transmitted disease?

A fair and germaine conundrum. Suffering from the STD would imply that I
had at least one trancendental moment of ecstasy. The alternative
suggests that I am operating under the continuous influence of
hallucogens. Either is attractive. Being of sound mind and sad sexual
accomplishment I must needs eschew either alternative, and opt instead
for the lowest order of being: lurker.

rs

 

[Herb Fritatta]

-----Original Message-----
Turned you down did they?

Colin (not an MVP)

Like Groucho Marx, I would never join any club that would
have me for a member.

 

[Lanwench [MVP - Exchange]]

Hmmm. Can't I have both? I looked carefully at my NDA and I don't believe
I've signed anything that would prevent it.

 

[Plato]

Well from all the un-safe ass-kissing that MVPs have to do to recieve &
maintain their MVP status bestowed on them by MS, they have an extremely
high risk of geting an incurable STD, so I'd have to pick suffering from
a curable STD, like gonorrhea.

If you ever think you got it, ie the feeling of pissing acid, dont let
the doc test for it, just get the shot or pills as the test hurts worse.
ie they stick a Q-tip way up, well, you know.